Hello.

Reboots are symptomatic of a fundamental lack

of originality in Hollywood.

Have you no shame?

Here's your check for the Animaniacs reboot,

you sellouts.

[CRASH]

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]

(SINGING) It's time for Animaniacs.

You should see our new contracts.

All right guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first lines.

Did we--

Wait-- don't!

Make sure it's good first.

[INHALE]

Maybe something reminiscent of the first season?

[GROWL]

[BAM]

22 years later, and I'm still a knockout.

[THUNDER]

I've tried online dating but I keep getting catfished.

How do I know she's even real?

[BWAP]

[MUSIC]

This tablet contains the sum of all human knowledge.

All human knowledge in one easy to swallow tablet?

[GULP]

[CRASH]

[ELECTROCUTION]

Quantum mechanics, quinoa wraps, Queen Bey.

We've missed so much.

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]

Oh!

Sounds like an Odyssey.

My sandwich!

[FLY BUZZ]

[WHOOSH]

[LASERS BUZZ]

[BOINK]

Just where I left it.

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]

Yakko, turn on the blacklight.

[CLICK]

[RAVE MUSIC]

[CLICK]

Nothing unusual there.

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]

Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the wor--

[FOAM]

Wee!

Foam party!

[MUSIC]

[CHIMES]

I am the Pegasus.

I come bearing horrible tidings of war from the--

[HONK]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Less talk-y more flap-y.

[CHIMES]

Woo hoo!

[ZING]

[BOINGING]

[ZAP]

[CRASH]

[BOOM]

(SINGING) We're Animan-y, totally insane-y,

Never mansplain-y.

Animaniacs!

Now the adoration pours in.

[DING]

[CHIME]

[BOING]

[BWAP]

Narf!

[MUSIC - "ANIMANIACS" THEME]