WAS FURIOUS YESTERDAY WATCHING HIS LEGAL TEAM PRESENT THEIR

CASE.

THE PRESIDENT-- FORMER PRESIDENT NEARLY YELLING AT HIS TELEVISION

WATCHING BRUCE CASTOR MEANDER AND RAMBLE THROUGH HIS

PRESENTATION.

>> MY NAME IS BRUCE CASTOR.

I AM THE LEAD PROSECUTOR-- LEAD COUNSEL FOR THE 45th PRESIDENT

OF THE UNITED STATES.

I KEEP SAYING "PROSECUTOR," BUT I DO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE,

MR. RASKIN.

REPRESENTATIVE SO-AND-SO SEEKS TO WALK BACK COMMENTS ABOUT--

I FORGET WHAT IT WAS.

SOMETHING THAT BOTHERED HER.

I THOUGHT THAT THE HOUSE MANAGERS WHO SPOKE EARLIER WERE

BRILLIANT SPEAKERS ( HUMMING )

♪ ♪ ♪ >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'LL BE

FRANK.

THE PROSECUTION REALLY NAILED IT.

HATS OFF.

MY NAME IS BRUCE CASTOR.

I AM A DEFENSIVE TACKLE-- I MEAN, DEFENSE ATTORNEY.

I CHASED A SQUIRREL INTO THE BUILDING, AND THAT IS WHY I'M

HERE TODAY.

THE POINT IS, MY CLIENT-- WHAT'S HIS FACE-- SEEKS TO PROVE-- I

FORGOT WHAT IT WAS-- AND SO ON.

IN MY BRIEFCASE, I HAVE DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT I LOVE

FUDGE.

YOU'RE ALL WELCOME TO A PIECE.

( PASSES GAS ) PLEASE EXCUSE ME.

I HAD CHILI FOR LUNCH!

IN THE NAME OF GOD, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!

NOW, LET'S EAT FUDGE.

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."