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  • answer back, folks.

  • Joining me now is the man responsible for pope Eels Pocket fisherman, The veg A Matic.

  • The smokeless ashtray on that spray paint for balding men.

  • Please welcome folks.

  • Ron Popeo.

  • You didn't mention Mr Microphone in the smokeless ashtray or Miracle broom or miracle brush.

  • That's right.

  • You also invented all these other things.

  • Now, let me ask you something about you invented Mr Microphone.

  • Was it your idea in the advertisement for Mr Microphone The Line?

  • Hey, good looking.

  • I'll be back to pick you up later.

  • Is that you thought of that line?

  • That's genius.

  • That's genius for my generation.

  • About the problem with buttons is they always fall off.

  • And when they do, don't solve them on the old fashioned way.

  • Using the land, thread your your lines, your lines air part of America's consciousness.

  • They really are in an incredible way.

  • You also did, uh, it slices and dices Got to Cowan happened.

  • That's no bull.

  • Have you written any books that books of these phrases?

  • They're doing a book right now.

  • They're doing a serious book, but you could just write like a whole book of just these phrases.

  • Well, at least a half a page.

  • Well, this is Let me ask you about the G l H spray.

  • What does g stand for?

  • It's an amazing, great looking hair.

  • Okay.

  • When I heard about this for the first time, of course I'm such an idiot.

  • There's nothing to see that.

  • Forget it.

  • Forget it.

  • Three G o h.

  • Spray.

  • Now, when I first heard about this, I thought it was a joke.

  • You're balding, so you take some black spray paint and just cover it and voila you.

  • It's more than that, Is it not it za great, great product.

  • I got to show you how it works, though that's that's what I love to dio show you how it All right?

  • Show me how it works.

  • E got the idea from Raven, But way gonna do someone in?

  • Yeah, we actually have a band member who's well, he's a little thinning on top.

  • Obama, come here.

  • Come here, Labonte e get a handle Obama thing.

  • I want you.

  • We'll take care of that.

  • Obama.

  • First, let's show everybody that let's see the problem.

  • You can see my bald spot also, but they're cute together.

  • That's nice.

  • E there.

  • Let's do this real fast.

  • Okay?

  • Now, can I ask what is in here?

  • Because he's a band member of mine and I feel responsible.

  • What is?

  • Actually in G l.

  • A.

  • It's something that's gonna make him disappear.

  • You wanted to get rid of him, didn't you?

  • Face, I'll do the jokes.

  • Now.

  • Thats a bad joke.

  • E o Friends!

  • Friends, Let's do this.

  • Let's do this fast.

  • It's why it's called GH number nine.

  • What was wrong with one through eight?

  • What happened?

  • It didn't work too good.

  • So the ninth, the ninth time it work.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Go.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is not dark.

  • What's burning is flesh off.

  • She was.

  • Look at that.

  • Look at that.

  • That's amazing.

  • When does the steam go away?

  • It looks like an Irish more.

  • All right, that's nice.

  • And then you covered over.

  • Yeah, that's amazing.

  • Yeah, it's really hair.

  • What do you think, folks?

  • That's amazing.

  • Now this'll a great clothe.

  • Do you know e got to do it?

  • It's good, but remember the ball spot.

  • All right, here we go.

  • Right here.

  • Anywhere there's a bald spot.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Now we need more.

  • That's enough, I think when you never have any pearl.

  • It's enough.

  • I could tell it's enough.

  • All right.

  • I just thought What happens?

  • Well, we'll get actual hair.

  • My God, it works.

  • How's that?

  • That's great.

  • That's very nice.

  • Okay, You won't say what's in it, Actually, is it just liquefied hair, Have you?

  • It's a powder that builds on itself.

  • Now, what happens if you go out in the rain?

  • It doesn't wash out.

  • I mean, it washes out with any shampoo, but it won't come off if you exercise running out in the rain.

  • I feel like an infomercial shell.

  • But if you go to see what happens if it rains well, but I could never afford this.

  • How much does it cost?

  • 1995 1 843.

  • This'd pay as much as $400.

  • What?

  • It comes with a cap.

  • My God.

  • All right, Now I understand you have a new invention here.

  • This actually turns pasta into hair.

  • What is it?

  • This makes it makes Harry pasta.

  • Okay, But you're gonna make pasta.

  • You never ate pasta before, have you?

  • I've never had pasta this good.

  • Yeah, Put some flour here.

  • Alright.

  • Fill it up until it with flour.

  • Faster, Faster.

  • We're gonna all the way to the top All the way to the top, right?

  • Am I wasting time on my bad wasting time?

  • Sorry.

  • They said they only had 63 seconds for me.

  • Okay, Here you go.

  • Don't you have to do that?

  • Just dump it in.

  • Just dump it in here.

  • Dump it in.

  • All right.

  • An idiot could do that, right?

  • Next thing you say it like it is Okay, taken egg, and we'll put an egg in here.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Put some olive oil in there, if you will Spray.

  • Not yet.

  • Not well.

  • Hey, give it.

  • Put it in.

  • All right, Just a shot.

  • All right.

  • It's, um olive oil.

  • I got it's working here to some olive oil in Will.

  • You made a baby.

  • Put some olive oil.

  • That's fine.

  • Okay, then what happens?

  • This is amazing cup.

  • It has a pin in it.

  • And when you shake it like this actually blends everything together.

  • Okay?

  • So you don't have to dip in.

  • You don't have to use a fork and a bowl to get everything messed up.

  • Now we have some normally use water, but instead of water will use a little D h juice.

  • You put V eight juice in there because we're gonna make tomato pasta.

  • Like I just put it up to the line, right?

  • Like so that va juices available in any supermarket?

  • Um, Onley on Tuesdays.

  • Alright, Okay.

  • We'll close the lid down.

  • Okay, Shake this.

  • So we get the color that we want and all the nutrients air in there.

  • Okay, Turn the machine on.

  • Okay.

  • And we'll just pour this in here like so.

  • Wow, that's incredible.

  • Wait a second is not done yet.

  • Oh, sorry.

  • Okay.

  • Mhm.

  • Now what happens now, huh?

  • Well, that's all there is to it.

  • It becomes an icky goo.

  • Yes, Yes, That runs for about another 10 or 12 seconds.

  • OK, And then just push the button all the way down on the other side and you'll have pasta.

  • What button?

  • All the way down the other side.

  • This'll one.

  • Was it black, huh?

  • Push it all the way down.

  • Now it all the way down.

  • Here we go.

  • That's it.

  • Yeah.

  • Now what?

  • Well, watch what happens.

  • My God, It's amazing.

  • Easy.

  • What?

  • Wow.

  • Hey, look, Pastas coming out.

  • Pasta in under two minutes.

  • Pretty simple.

  • That's amazing.

  • Waters bombing your sauce has already made.

  • That's incredible.

  • Weight has a cut off.

  • Also.

  • Look at that.

  • That actually cuts the pasta, freeing it from the machine.

  • Very nice way.

  • That's a great invention way.

  • Go where we're at a time.

  • But what's next?

  • What's next for Mr Propio?

  • What amazing invention is next new product called Panto Matic.

  • It's that that product that you showed earlier do you think that could actually work?

  • I think if they put in addition of toilet paper on it, you've got a winner.

  • You and I are gonna make so much money together.

  • God love you.

  • Thanks so much.

  • His name is Rachael.

  • Give him a hand, everybody.

  • We'll be right back with Andy Kinler.

answer back, folks.

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