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  • Here we go.

  • Whoo!

  • Well, let's get the gray hair out of the way,

  • 'cause if I don't,

  • you won't listen to a word I say for an hour.

  • You know when you sit in the emergency exit row seat,

  • and you agree to save everyone?

  • How come when the flight is over,

  • no one thanks you?

  • I was an almost responder!

  • Whoever invented the bagpipes...

  • ...I don't think he's finished yet.

  • What in the world is that?

  • It's a bag with pipes...

  • ...stuck in it!

  • I stuck the pipes in a bag!

  • Bagpipes!

  • Why?

  • I'm doing it!

  • You're preachin' to the choir!

  • Get the hell outta here!

  • Crazy!

  • Please welcome...

  • Brian Regan!

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