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  • FIRST WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE TOM BRADY ON HIS

  • RECORD SEVENTH SUPER BOWL WIN LAST NIGHT.

  • I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND THIS.

  • IT'S-- SEVEN RINGS.

  • SEVEN SUPER BOWL RINGS.

  • HE'S THE ARIANA GRANDE OF FOOTBALL.

  • HE'S RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS, THAT IS WHAT I REALIZED LAST

  • NIGHT.

  • HE IS GOING TO BE THUMBING THOSES RINGS.

  • HE IS RUNNING OUT OF FINGERS.

  • HE KEEPS GOING AT THIS RATE THIS WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO

  • SOMETHING ALMOST TOO HORRIBLE TO IMAGINE, AN ADULT MAN WEARING A

  • TOE RING.

  • THINK ABOUT THIS.

  • REG N TOM BRADY'S CAREER ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE SEASONS THAT HE

  • HAS PLAYED HE HAS ENDED UP IN A SUPER BOWL VICTORY.

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE?

  • THOSE ARE JAMES CORDEN NUMBERS.

  • ROUGHLY ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE OF THESE JOKES WILL BE GOOD.

  • (LAUGHTER) NOW REG, I KNOW THAT YOU WATCHED

  • LAST NIGHT IN YOUR EXPERT OPINION WHAT WAS THE PLAY THAT

  • TURNED IT AROUND FOR THE BUCS?

  • >> Reggie: THIS WAS WHEN JOE MONONEUCLIOSIS WAS-- MONTANA WAS

  • ON THE SIDELINES AND HE DROPPED PART OF A SANDWICH AND HE BENT

  • DOWN TO GET IT AND AS HE DID IT, ONE OF THE PLAYERS THAT WAS

  • FOLLOWING A PERSON WITH ONE OF THE BALLS IN THE GAME WAS-- SAW

  • THAT HE DROPPED HIS SANDWICH AND KIND OF INSTINCT ALLLY WENT TO

  • GO HELP HIM.

  • AND THEN THAT COST THEM A POINT.

  • >> James: AND THAT'S IT.

  • THAT IS HOW IT ALL TURNS AROUND.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: THAT IS HOW YOU IT ALL TURNS AROUND.

  • >> Reggie: YES, IT IS UNFORTUNATE.

  • >> James: DID YOU WATCH ANY OF IT?

  • WRZ I DID NOT.

  • >> James: DID ANYONE IN THE BAND WATCH ANY OF IT?

  • >> NO.

  • >> NO.

  • >> NOW I FEEL LIKE I DID AFTER REGGIE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING.

  • (LAUGHTER) HONESTLY.

  • >> YEAH, I WATCHED A BIT.

  • >> James: YOU WATCHED IT.

  • I FOUND MYSELF GETTING RATHER INTO IT.

  • I GOT INTO IT, SECOND DOWN.

  • I LEARNED THIS, HOLDING.

  • >> Reggie: YES.

  • >> James: HOLDING.

  • WHEN DO THEY COME UP WITH THESE.

  • >> I FEEL LIKE IT IS SELF-EXPLANATORY, YOU DOING THAT

  • RIGHT NOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL.

  • >> James: I FOE BUT WHEN IN THE GAME, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN

  • AT SOME POINT PEOPLE WERE JUST GOING THE REF SAID HOLDING, AND

  • THEY'RE LIKE WE NEED SOME KIND OF SIGN LANGUAGE FOR THIS.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> THOSE HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR AWHILE.

  • I THINK THE GAME HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1850.

  • >> James: ROB, I APPRECIATE IT.

  • BUT WHEN THEY FIRST PLAYED IT THEY WEREN'T GIVING THESE.

  • CUZ IS THAT NOT FOR A STADIUM AUDIENCE, IS IT NOT?

  • >> I THINK IT IS FOR THE PLAYERS AND COACHES TO KNOW WHAT THEY

  • HAVE BEEN CALLED FOR.

  • >> James: AH.

  • I DO FIND IT FUNNY THAT THE REFEREE PUTS ON A MICROPHONE.

  • I DON'T THINK ANY OTHER SPORT IN THE WORLD THE REV HAS A

  • MICROPHONE.

  • I WOULD BE SO TEMPTED IF I WAS A REF, JUST TO BE LIKE ADDING IN A

  • SONG.

  • (LAUGHTER) WOULDN'T YOU THOUGH, LADS? TRY

  • TO GET A RECORD DEAL OFF THE BACK OF IT?

  • (LAUGHTER) THE SINGING REF, HOLDING BACK

  • PLAYER.

  • OH YEAH, YEAH.

  • ♪.

  • >> AWESOME.

  • >> James: THERE IS SO MUCH ADVERTISING DURING FOOTBALL.

  • I AM SO SURPRISED THE REF ISN'T LIKE THIS HOLDING WAS BROUGHT TO

  • YOU BY PROGRESSIVE.

  • IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

  • >> LET'S GO TO THE CARLCAM, THE CARL'S,'S, JR.CAM.

  • >> James: MADNESS.

  • MY FAVORITE MOMENT OF THE GAME WAS WHEN A MAN WEARING A HOT

  • PINK UNDERIE RAN ON TO THE-- YUNSIE, RAN ON TO THE

  • FIELD, HERE HE IS HERE, HERE IS MY COMPLAINT, I LOVE A STREAKER,

  • I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

  • I THINK IT RAISES ANY SPORTS' OCCASION.

  • BUT I WOULD SAY TO THAT MAN, IF YOU ARE GOING STREAK, STREAK.

  • LIKE DO IT PROPERLY.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

  • PUT THE WHOLE THING OUT THERE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: YOU CAN'T GO I'M GOING TO STREAK ON THE PITCH BUT

  • THEN BE LIKE I'LL DO IT IN A ONE SUIT BECAUSE I WANT TO PAIN TAIN

  • A SENSE OF MYSTERY.

  • THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.

  • A RADIO ANNOUNCER CALLS THE ACTION AS IF THIS PAN'S

  • STREAKING WERE A PLAY IN THE GAME.

  • AND HE GOT PRETTY WORKED UP ABOUT IT, HERE IT IS HERE.

  • >> AND NOW WE HAVE THE-- HE'S RUNNING DOWN THE MIDDLE, THE 40,

  • ARMS IN THE AIR AND A VICTORY SALUTE.

  • HE IS PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS.

  • PUT UP YOUR PANTS, MY MAN.

  • HE'S BEING CHASED TO THE 30, HE BREAKS THE STACK TACKLE FROM THE

  • SECURITY GUARD, THE 20RBGS THE 10, THE 5, HE AT THE ONE THEY

  • CONVERGE ON HIM AT THE GOAL LINE, PULL UP YOUR PANT, TAKE

  • OFF THE-- BE A MAN.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: IT'S LIKE HALF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING

  • ANNOUNCER, HALF STERN TALK FROM YOUR DAD.

  • YOU JUST KNOW SOME PERSON OUT THERE IS LISTENING TO THIS ON

  • THE RADIO AND THEY JUST HEAR PULL UP YOUR PANTS, TAKE OFF

  • YOUR BRA AND BE A MANMENT AND THEY'RE LIKE JUST TURN THE CAR

  • AROUND AND DROVE BACK HOME IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL IF THE

  • CHIEFS WHILE THEY WERE WATCHING WERE LIKE, THAT GUY'S ACTUALLY

  • PRETTY FAST.

  • PROBABLY COULD USE HIM ON THE TEAM.

  • HEY, PINK ONE PIECE GUY, GET OVER HERE AND GET CHANGED.

  • GET OUT THERE AND WIN THIS ONE FOR US.

  • SPEAKING OF THE NFL IN AN INTERYEW-- VIEW YESTERDAY

  • PRESIDENT BIDEN SAID THEY HOPE TO USE COVID-- STADIUMS AS COVID

  • VACCINATION SITES.

  • >> I GOT A CALL FROM COMMISSIONER GOODELL SAYING WE

  • COULD HAVE ALL 32NFL STADIUMS AVAILABLE FOR MASS VACCINATIONS.

  • WE ARE.

  • >> ARE YOU GOING TO USE THEM, NFL STADIUMS FOR VACCINES.

  • >> ABSOLUTELY WE WILL.

  • LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.

  • I WILL TELL MY TEAM THEY ARE AVAILABLE AND I BELIEVE WE'LL

  • USE THEM.

  • >> James: MEANING FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER THE NEW YORK

  • JETS CAN BE PROUD OF SOMETHING HAPPENING IN THEIR STADIUM.

  • I WILL SAY, MARK, NOT GONE UNNOTICED THAT YOU HAVE SPRUCED

  • UP TODAY, AND I LOVE IT.

  • >> THE COLOR SPLASH.

  • >> James: LOOK AT THAT.

  • >> NICE.

  • >> James: I APPRECIATE IT.

  • >> YOU ASKED FOR IT, JAMES.

  • >> James: I DID, I DID ASK FOR IT.

  • AND ONLY YOU DID IT.

  • I THOUGHT THAT A LOT OF THE CREW WOULDN'T COME THROUGH ON THE

  • COLORS.

  • SO WE HAVE ACTUALLY ORDERED ALL OF YOU SOME OF THOSE HOT PINK

  • ONESIES FOR TOMORROW'S SHOW.

  • SUSAN, STRAIGHT IN WITH A ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

  • NFL STADIUMS WILL BE USED FOR VACCINATIONS.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

  • ARE YOU READY FOR INJECTION!

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: HERE'S MY THING WITH THIS, DO WE REALLY NEED FOR THE

  • SUPER BOWL TO BE DONE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN?

  • THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LUKE.

  • IT SOUNDED LIKE NOW THAT THE NFL STADIUMS, LIKE THE CINCINNATI

  • BENGALS HAVEN'T PLAYED SINCE JANUARY 3-RD, WE COULD VN BUS

  • THAT STADIUM SINCE THEN, IT WASN'T LIKE THEY WERE GOING TO

  • HAVE AN IMPROMPTU GAME WITH THE DETROIT LIONS.

  • BUT THEY DID, THEY ACTUALLY DID START.

  • THEY KICKED OFF THE VACCINATIONS TODAY AND LOOK, WHO WAS FIRST IN

  • LINE.

  • THAT IS WHY HE WAS RUNNING SO FAST.

  • HEY, OTHER BIG STORY,-- BIRTHDAY TODAY, HOW OLD ARE YOU TODAY?

  • >> I'M 34.

  • >> James: 34.

  • >> E-W, GROSS.

  • >> James: 34.

  • >> YEP.

  • >> James: HE'S HONEST.

  • WHAT DID YOU GET FOR YOUR 34th BIRTHDAY STH.

  • >> AN OFFICE CHAIR FOR WORKING FROM HOME.

  • >> James: WHO GOT THAT YOU.

  • >> MY BOYFRIEND.

  • >> James: OH, YOU OLD ROMANTIC.

  • (LAUGHTER) >> IT'S WHAT I WANTED.

  • IT IS THE KIND OF GIFT YOU ASK FOR WHEN ARE YOU 34, I GUESS.

  • >> James: IT ISN'T.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: BUT YOU SEE MY POINT.

  • AND ROB, WE GOT DAVE A CAKE?

  • >> NO, DAVE, SORRY.

  • COVID CAKE.

  • >> James: CUZ OF COVID.

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE, YOU GLORIOUS BALM OF JOY-- BALL OF

  • JOY IN ALL OF OUR LIVES.

  • WE LOVE YOU.

  • >> James: LET'S NOT, YEAH, THAT'S ENOUGH.

  • WE DON'T NEED TO DO THE SONG, IT'S LIKE, LET'S NOT.

  • THERE ARE TOO MANY BIRTHDAYS, IF WE DO IT FOR DAVE THEN SOMEBODY

  • WILL GET UPSET WE DIDN'T DO IT FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY.

  • LET'S NOT DO A SONG.

  • WE ARE PADDING TIME.

  • WE THOUGHT WE HAD GRONK ON THE SHOW, WE HAVEN'T.

  • SO WE WILL TALK ABOUT DAVE.

  • >> BE HERE TOMORROW.

  • >> James: GRONK'S ON TOMORROW?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: YEAH, THAT'S US, 58 HOURS AFTER THE SUPER BOWL.

  • WE GET HIM!

  • WHAT'S THAT, THURSDAY, HE WILL BE ON ON THURSDAY.

  • OH, AFTER THE HIATUS, HE'S DOING A PODCAST.

  • AND DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS, A MAN IN NORWAY JUST SET A

  • NEW WORLD RECORD FOR RUNNING A HALF MARATHON COMPLETELY BARE

  • FOOT IN THE SNOW.

  • HIS FINAL TIME WAS ONE HOUR 44 MINUTES AND 58 SECONDS.

  • THER -- OF COURSE HE SET A RECORD.

  • LET'S-- LIKE SET A RECORD LIKE THIS IS A THING THAT THE LOS OF

  • OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT IS LIKE I SET

  • A WORLD RECORD FOR EATING THE MOST RAZOR BLADES IN AN HOUR.

  • YOU ARE LIKE WELL BRIAN, THAT IS NOT A COMPETITIVE SPACE.

  • HOW FAR WOULD YOU MAKE IT, REG, IN THE SNOW BARE FOOT?

  • >> Reggie: I PROBABLY WOULD GO AT LEAST LIKE 32 STEPS-- STEPS

  • AND THEN I WOULD STEP ON SOMETHING AND SEVERELY INJURE

  • NIE FOOT.

  • >> James: YEAH, THAT'S THE POINTMENT I DON'T UNDERSTAND

  • WHAT THIS GUY, WHEN HE GETS HOME, MUM, GUESS WHAT I HAVE

  • DONE.

  • >> WHAT.

  • >> I GOT THE WORLD RECORD FOR-- THAT'S AMAZING IN THE SNOW

  • BARE FOOT, WELL, THAT'S NOT AMAZING.

  • THAT'S [BLEEP] STUPID.

  • (LAUGHTER) KEITH, WE DIDN'T RAISE YOU THIS

  • WAY.

  • I WAS GOING TO DO A FULL MARATHON BUT I GOT COLD FEET.

  • OH!

  • THAT'S THE LEVEL, THAT'S THE LEVEL.

  • SEE, I PROMISED YOU ONE IN THREE.

  • TURNED OUT ACTUALLY ONE IN NINE.

  • IN OTHER NEWS AN ORIGINAL 45 YEAR OLD APPLE COMPUTER IS SET

  • TO SELL ON eBAY FOR GET THIS 181.5 MILLION DOLLARS.

  • AT'S ONE OF ONLY SIX MODELS TO RETAIN ITS ORIGINAL WOOD CASE.

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

  • LOOK AT THAT, IT'S EXCITING BUT AFTER 45 YEARS, JUST IMAGINE ALL

  • THE SOFTWARE UPDATES THAT WILL HAVE TO BE INSA STALLED.

  • CRAZY.

  • BE FUNNY TO TAKE THAT COMPUTER INTO A GENIUS BAR AND BE LIKE I

  • CAN'T SEEM TO SYNC MY PHOTOS.

  • ARE YOU A GENIUS OR NOT?

  • AND FINALLY A TECH COMPANY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM HAS CREATED A

  • CLEANING ROBOT THAT SANITIZES HOSPITALS WHILE ALSO TELLING

  • JOKES.

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

  • >>-- BABY LOG ON.

  • SWRZ YES, I KNOW YOU THINK THAT ROBOT IS OKAY AT STANDUP BUT HIS

  • PODCAST IS REALLY GOOD.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE THE LIVE STUFF, HIS PODCAST IS

  • AMAZING.

  • THE KIDS THERE AT THE HOSPITAL REALLY ENJOYED HEARING THE ROBOT

  • TELL JOKES.

  • UNFORTUNATELY A LITTLE LATER ON THERE WAS A GLITCH.

  • AND THE ROBERT ENDED UP DOING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ACT.

  • >> GUYS ARE SO [BLEEP] GROSS, AREN'T THEY WITH THEIR [BLEEP],

  • I JUST HAD SEX WITH A GUY, MORE [BLEEP] THAN YOU HAVE EVER SEEN

  • IN YOUR LIFE.

FIRST WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE TOM BRADY ON HIS

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