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  • okay if I'm being honest.

  • I lost Mr Caputo's hard drive weeks ago.

  • Alicia, before you freak out, he is in this building somewhere.

  • I know he is.

  • I'm Oh, oh, young and cute.

  • Hey, thinks he's cute App start a vintage motorcycle.

  • Come on.

  • What a douche.

  • Well, I would be happy to slide down that pole.

  • I'm uploading my fifth old lady in a row.

  • E I wasn't paying attention yesterday, and I put this hipster woman's experience of natural childbirth into an old male judge.

  • Freaked him the fuck out.

  • Jesus.

  • You sure?

  • Whatever you do, do not tell dude it was a fuck up.

  • We'll give you zero stars and you can't afford to lose his job.

  • Neither could you.

  • I have my dog walking gig.

  • I do here and I'm the night manager.

  • Falafel.

  • Hello.

  • I'll survive.

  • Are you a nightly?

  • Nightly is on Lee for living people to hook up with one another.

  • No living woman wants to hook up with your dead catfish and ask.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Geez, I was just browsing for old time's sake.

  • If I could Look, I'm watching you dead boy.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • What are you doing?

  • What does it look like I told you to keep your dead ass away from our living visitors.

  • Ma'am, do you know he's an upload for my permanent resident floor?

  • You Excuse me.

  • Just a minute.

  • Okay?

  • Look, get your ass back upstairs.

  • Do you think you got something on me?

  • Because I have to follow the rules.

  • But guess what?

  • I muted the system, you goofy bitch.

  • So now we play by my rules.

  • Oh, Skerry, I hope your rules include me getting unlimited free.

  • Korda's you spoiled ships have more food than I've ever seen.

  • Crunch me this instant.

  • According to my log, I've already given you a free gorditas and watched you eat it, didn't you?

  • Liar.

  • Fuck you.

  • Come on, That's going to my fingers and dicks file.

  • Give me back my fuck you finger when you improve your attitude.

  • All right?

  • What are you doing?

  • Shit.

  • I'm gonna get you, Luke.

  • I'm gonna Yep, Thanks.

  • Messed up.

  • So what about your lady boner?

  • Still there?

  • Rock hard.

  • You know what I'm gonna say?

  • Don't you give him one more chance and see where it goes.

  • Get the fuck back on nightly.

  • Its algorithm is responsible for tons of really relationships.

  • Quickest way to get over God is to get on the new one.

  • Where are his fingers, Angel?

  • God damn it!

  • This is a fireable offenses.

  • Wait.

  • I won't press charges if she says she's sorry.

  • Me apologize.

  • That's too far.

  • Apologize to the client, Angel.

  • He is being very reasonable.

  • E u your I gotcha.

  • Don't worry about it.

  • We're cool.

  • It's just a game.

  • We play busting each other's balls.

  • Mhm.

  • Oh, eyes.

  • This my business, though leaving the system.

  • No, Alicia, I think there may be people out to kill him.

  • I knew you overreact.

  • I've gotta warn him how you're grounded and he's on the move.

  • It's a lot of people looking on the ground all over the place.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • That's where people hide Easter eggs under a board.

  • Well, maybe when all the chickens are pecking under the same bush, the smart chicken picks by the water.

  • What the fuck?

  • Just let me look.

  • Okay.

  • Mm.

  • Helping or hurting Alicia.

  • Did you look everywhere on that thing?

  • Yes.

  • Uh, maybe take a load off and have a seat on the upturned apple crate.

  • No time.

  • I'm in it to win it.

  • Take a load off.

  • Sit down on the obvious.

  • Great.

  • Stop being weird and leave me alone.

  • God, get out!

  • But I gotta get my stuff.

  • No, you don't.

  • Or you gonna gotta get my foot in your ass.

  • Okay?

  • Nora.

  • Nora.

  • Nora.

  • You had your chance with me, babe.

  • But you didn't.

  • Oh, women are funny.

  • Your wife must have a sense of humor.

  • She's seen you naked.

  • Uh, I don't like you.

  • Come back.

  • Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

  • Probably committing a crime would get me to you.

  • Quick.

  • This is me and my most inviting Thank you and good night.

okay if I'm being honest.

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