Name: Tiffany Haddish Takes "The Colbert Questionert"
Uploaded: 2021-02-08T21:30:14.000Z
Duration: 6 min 2 s
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW

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WE ARE SO LUCKY RIGHT NOW TO BE JOINED BY THE ONE, THE ONLY MISS

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I LOVE TALKING TO YOU, YOU ARE

ONE OF THE GUESTS WHO I ALWAYS HAVE MORE ENERGY AFTER THE SHOW

YOU ARE A POWER SOURCE, YOU ARE NOT JUST A GUEST.

BUT THE THING IS THAT WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES TOGETHER.

AND WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR IF NOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

AND SO I HAVE DEVICED AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW, BECAUSE

ST A PHENOMENON AT THIS POINT, IF IS SOMETHING CALLED THE

COLBERT QUESTIONERT, THESE ARE THE ESSENTIAL QUESTIONS THAT

ALLOW ME TO KNOW ANY GUEST TO REVEAL THEIR SOUL, NOT ONLY TO

ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE COLBERT QUESTIONERRE?

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE TWO SPECIAL SUPER BOWL ADDED

NUMBER ONE, TIFFANY HADDISH, IF SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, LET'S START

WITH A COIN TOSS, DO YOU PICK HEADS OR TAILS?

OKAY, WHAT IS YOUR GO TO SUPER BOWL SNACK?

GOOD, GOOD, THAT'S A GREAT SOURCE OF FIBER.

>> Stephen: LET'S GET TO THE QUESTIONERT ITSELF.

TIFFANY HADDISH, WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH.

>> Stephen: THIS IS THE RIGHT ANSWER, HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

>> I TAKE IT ON WHEAT, I HAVE IT TOASTED AND YOU KNOW I PUT ALL

KIND OF STUFF ON MY SANDWICH, BUT IF HAS TO BE HOT.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING THAT YOU OWN THAT YOU REALLY SHOULD THROW

>> I GOT A LOT OF UNDERWEARS I SHOULD PROBABLY THROW OUT.

>> Stephen: AND YOU SHOULD THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE THEY ARE

>> WELL, BECAUSE THEY GOT HOLES IN THEM, THERE'S SOME-- ELASTIC

>> I'M A GIRL, BUT MY UNDERWEAR LOOK LIKE MEN'S UNDERWEAR, I

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN NEAR ONE IN PERSON?

I WISH I HAD A GUN JUST IN CASE THEY TRY TO RUN UP ON ME.

>> ORANGES CUZ THEY GOT A LOT OF VITAMIN C AND FIEBER IN THEM.

I ALWAYS GO WITH APPLE BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON IT.

>> YEAH, BUT ORANGES YOU CAN PUT VODKA WITH.

>> IT MAKES AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE ALKALINE.

>> Stephen: TIFFANY, HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR THEIR

>> Stephen: DID YOU GET IT, DID SHE SAY YES?

BUT MY GRANDMA GOT IT FOR ME, MY GRANDMA WORKED AT-- PRIME RIB

RESTAURANT IN BEVERLY HILLS AND SHE GOT IT FOR ME.

>> Stephen: MY MOTHER GOT HALLE BERRY'S AUTOGRAPH FOR ME.

>> SHE ONLY GIVES HER AUTOGRAPH TO OLDER WOMEN, SEE?

>> I THINK THAT YOUR BODY DISINTEGRATES AND GOES AWAY AND

I THINK YOUR SOUL GOES AND HAS A MEETING WITH THE-- I THINK YOUR

SOUL GOES TO HAVE A MEETING DECIDE IF YOU SHOULD COME BACK

OR NOT, THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO THINK HAPPENS.

>> AND THEN EVERYBODY FIGHTS OVER YOUR BELONGINGS.

>> Stephen: THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER ALL THAT UNDERWEAR YOU

>> Stephen: DEFINITELY, CUZ LOOK AT YOU DEFINITELY WORTH IT.

YOU GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT

>> SKIN A MARINKY DING, SKINA MA RINKY DOO, I LOVE YOU, SKINA MA

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