I'm clipping that and I'm using that.

Only that I know you are E I'm taking it in my bus E Hey, guys, welcome to stir crazy My guest Today is a vision.

I'm sorry.

Hey, plays vision.

I'm bad with that Paul.

He's also starring in the new film Uncle Frank.

It's coming soon on Amazon Prime.

It's the one and only Paul Bettany.

Hey, guys, how are you?

I'm doing good.

It's good to see you, my friend in Uncle Frank, written and directed by the great Alan Ball of 6 ft Under Fame.

You kind of play the cool uncle.

You're the cool.

You're the cool uncle.

Are you the cool uncle in real life?

Are you the cool dad in real life?

I mean, that's much more a question for my Children.

Did you become any cooler in your kid's eyes when you became Marvel superhero?

Or was it just like it's The die is cast.

He is who he is.

He's our dad.

He's not cool.

I think it's a mixture, like for my daughter.

She's at an age where people go where the kids at a school when they figure out your dad's the vision and she's She's kind of like it's sort of cool, but it's also sort of weird.

Bond feels odd and unnatural, and so I think she's very much of to two minds.

Do they think you are?

Chris Evans is cool.

What do you think?

My daughter tortures me.

She tortures me with all the other superheroes that she prefers to me.

And she has.

She has worked away through.

I mean, when I'm face timing with with, Like, Robert Downey Jr and having a Chance, and she'll come on and say hi I and chats him for a little bit.

And then when she hangs up, she got so much cooler and then just little cough.

Just believe me to my misery, leave you with just a blubbering mess.

What have you done?

Here's some stupid.

Would you rather questions Paul?

Would you rather have a permanent Uncle Frank mustache or a permanent Southern accent?

I'll take the Southern accent.

That mustache.

It works, but it could be a little creepy.

At times, that mustache is an irritant.

Would you rather be stuck in a house in your house for six months?

or be stuck at a comic con that last six months.

E think you know the artists of this one?

Would you rather never be able to wear clothes again?

Or only dress as the vision E would?

Really?

Can I ask?

Can I choose where I make it?

Or, um I just know you're a naked guy.

You're naked, guy.

You close?

Do not stick to your body anymore.

I'm gonna pick that.

I'm gonna picking naked.

It's pretty uncomfortable.

The vision?

Yeah, stick out in a crowd.

But you're gonna stick out as a naked dude too, by the way, sure, but I might not die of heat exhaustion.

What about a pair of independence?

I mean, what if I don't want to take my kids to school?

How can I take my How can I take my kids?

Your frown on that?

You've got your weird Uncle Frank mustache your naked you're gonna be hauled off to prison thistles.

The Dakota Johnson Memorial questions.

She posed this to me on a previous episode of Stir Crazy.

So blame her.

Would you rather have a mouthful of bees or one B in your but hole?

I'm taking it in my butt.

I'm clipping that and I'm using that.

Only that I know you are.

I'm taking it in my book.

Thank you for that early Christmas present.

The oh, What's he talking about?

In in exactly?

There's Artie's Wanda vision.

We're very excited for Shrouded as ever in mystery, but we will see it on Disney plus relatively soon.

I know you can't say anything about it, but there are rumors swirling, Paul.

So let me let me see if you could dispel any of these.

Okay?

Okay.

Eyes it true, that vision, this kind of dovetails of what we were discussing before Is it true that vision is entirely naked for at least one episode?

Yes, 100 way, actually.

Get to see visions Penis.

Finally, because there's a big groundswell for that.

They want to see it.

Well, here's the thing is, um yeah, because I noticed that in the in the watchman, you know that you know, you, they go, they dio Dr Manhattan is full Dr.

Manhattan.

You see, the whole Manhattan.

It's the size of managing that za fantastic example.

Um, off off said in aforementioned Penis.

Uh, no, there is no There is no nudity, so to speak, you know?

But these questions, I think people can answer this question for themselves.

Um, in the vision, whether he does or doesn't vision can change his density.

So there's that I hesitate to ask this, but what color?

What color is has said he's Poppel.

Yeah, you're right.

I mean, he startled.

Can you guarantee it's at least better than cats?

The movie and the animal?

Yes.

I can absolutely guarantee that.

I think I can guarantee a few things.

I think we took an enormous swing.

I think it's gonna pay off.

I've never seen Kevin Foggy, more giddy and excited.

Wait.

So is this true?

You shot an episode in front of a studio audience of one division?

Okay, talk to me.

Is that insane for you?

Like, are you like I'm being pranked by Kevin Figgy and Marvel.

This doesn't seem right.

Yes.

Yes, and I was terrified because I haven't been on stage for sort of 20 years or something like that.

And I maybe 25 years.

Oh, my God, I am.

We were all terrified.

I have another challenge for you, my friend.

I'm gonna pose to you a a marvel superhero.

You tell me if it's an actual superhero or one I just made up already.

Oh, squirrel girl, Real hero or not, I think that's a really hero.

Squirrel Girl is really.

She has a furry tail that's roughly 3 to 4 ft long.

That's a Boone when trying to balance on things.

Machete Man, I believe Machete Man is a riel.

Characters.

I'm sad and tell you, not yet, maybe in your fanfic, but no, I think I am being led astray by the machete.

That's what's happening.

A little sneaky.

But what about Battle Ax?

I think battle axes.

And I'll tell you why.

It's because you looked up and left, and it made me think that you were trying to signal that you were just pulling this one out like the ether.

I'm not that smart.

You're trying to tell me.

Oh, no Battle ax.

Israel Battle ax, Israel Captain Flem Flem.

I think it's not a real character.

I wish it were, but sadly, it's something I made up.

I love the idea.

A great superhero doctor bahng is doctor bahng a real character.

Paul.

Dr Bang is not a real character it's really Oh, he's got a giant gigantic bell on his head.

Apparently, that's so fun time.

Oh, does he get anything done?

Or like, a plan to save the world?

But then, yeah, but miss the appointment ends up watching a Seth Rogan movie instead.

Um, alright.

Last game for you, and then I release you back into the wild.

Let's play a classic game of charades.

Paul shall wait.

Oh, that is just whoever sent me this is really, really mean.

You could do it.

You could do I believe in you a TV show.

Four words.

Second word.

Small little little little house on the prairie.

Small.

This means small word.

Wow.

Okay, I saw the dark side of it.

Small word for word.

The four.

It's a it it on the nosy Third word.

Two syllables.

Small word.

Another small word for the second syllable.

I'm lost their a lot of numbers gone.

One syllable for syllable.

Sounds like s poop shirt poop.

Small poopy, Poopy poopy.

Sounds like poopy poo poo.

Who to Poos?

Two girls.

One cup, too.

Okay, ready?

Two syllables.

What?

What about your wrong second word?

To to Paul.

I'm sorry I'm sorry.

Sorry.

I'm so so yeah.

Okay, let's Okay.

We're gonna relax for fourth word.

Worth word.

Uh, teeth, buck teeth.

Go for, uh, naw chu.

Uh, rabid chipmunk.

I'm never gonna get this.

I'm never gonna get this.

I give up, I give up, I give up, I give up.

Diva.

What was it?

Beaver?

Leave it to Beaver.

Andi, I know Whoever sent me that, I know what you wanted.

Me thio.

Paul, are you ever going to speak to me again?

I've never You were so angry or something.

Of course we're going to speak to you again.

I'm just never gonna play fucking charades with, yeah.