Name: Bernie Mac Speaks to America | Prime Video
Uploaded: 2021-02-06T18:36:13.000Z
Duration: 10 min 36 s
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Y'all know, for me, I don't mean to toot my own horn America, but burning Max genius.

It got a to do list my address book and the section where I could write my little reminder notes like Kill Jordan.

It's like I got a George Foreman grill in my head and I gotta drain the grease.

If they keep it up, I'm gonna lose my mind.

Even though it didn't happen to me, I could still feel it.

And they're doing tremendous things with stem cells these days.

Not exactly the Christmas photo I was looking for the minute.

Just a pain in the ass Who every time he knows a kid around your body start hurting kid around.

Somebody told kids clothes Who my booty hurting someone?

But oh, Children When I was a baby girl and I used to pray for snow Day you to put up the mamas up to a light So big Mama thought I was burning up.

Remember time I want to be sick of Big Mama.

You know, ever since then I don't like nothing in my ass.

I mean, not landed on my head and all Now who said parenting is hard?

You just gotta know how to put it on autopilot.

America is possible that Elvis is still alive.

It is also possible that Michael Jackson ain't crazy.

Her mama made this little week sweater for me, and it makes her happy just to see me.

You know, the problem with grandparent's the cocky.

They should concentrate on buying presents and pension cheeks.

See, every week somebody's in my face talking about Bernie.

How am I supposed to watch my words, people?

E can't eat, But I see that I can't fit e guess, Bernie.

I don't hear anybody crying America, so I'm letting it go.

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Bernie Mac Speaks to America | Prime Video

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