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  • America.

  • America, America!

  • America!

  • America!

  • America.

  • Did you see that?

  • America?

  • You'll see that America.

  • But I'll tell you one thing.

  • America, America.

  • Y'all know, for me, I don't mean to toot my own horn America, but burning Max genius.

  • It got a to do list my address book and the section where I could write my little reminder notes like Kill Jordan.

  • It's like I got a George Foreman grill in my head and I gotta drain the grease.

  • If they keep it up, I'm gonna lose my mind.

  • Oh, I'm kidding.

  • You just can't send your kids away.

  • America.

  • What's it?

  • I'm checking out.

  • Boy is bad.

  • I mean, unskilled.

  • Not even raw talent.

  • I didn't tell you.

  • My sister.

  • Kid, right?

  • Yeah.

  • You don't know the story.

  • You know, she's on crack.

  • Just take a little time.

  • You might be a late bloomer.

  • Wrong.

  • One built overnight.

  • You might a computer whiz.

  • You never know.

  • Lord, you know I do everything you have.

  • You could take the kids.

  • I can't take my babies.

  • Hm.

  • Wow.

  • That shot right pocket.

  • Even though it didn't happen to me, I could still feel it.

  • The boy is young.

  • He had plenty of time to heal.

  • And they're doing tremendous things with stem cells these days.

  • Here's Christmas of yesteryear.

  • Look in pure as the driven snow.

  • Now, here's Christmas this year.

  • Not exactly the Christmas photo I was looking for the minute.

  • Quite a stupid shit.

  • Maybe alone gets away.

  • These kids taking me through all that.

  • Just a pain in the ass Who every time he knows a kid around your body start hurting kid around.

  • Somebody told kids clothes Who my booty hurting someone?

  • Kids somewhere.

  • But oh, Children When I was a baby girl and I used to pray for snow Day you to put up the mamas up to a light So big Mama thought I was burning up.

  • Remember time I want to be sick of Big Mama.

  • Put a thermometer in the crack.

  • You know, ever since then I don't like nothing in my ass.

  • You know what?

  • That felt really good.

  • I mean, not landed on my head and all Now who said parenting is hard?

  • You just gotta know how to put it on autopilot.

  • Oh, no, You did.

  • You hear that?

  • Sounds like music to my ears.

  • Take five.

  • Jordan, take five Take a nap.

  • Take some.

  • I hate my love.

  • They make me sick.

  • I love you Can find it nowhere.

  • Not New York, huh?

  • Cleveland?

  • Huh?

  • L a Yeah, he's so silly.

  • Oh, my God.

  • America is possible that Elvis is still alive.

  • It is also possible that Michael Jackson ain't crazy.

  • Her mama made this little week sweater for me, and it makes her happy just to see me.

  • And so here I am.

  • Look at this.

  • What the is this?

  • Flip the bird.

  • I like to flip in the bird.

  • You know, the problem with grandparent's the cocky.

  • I think they know everything.

  • They should concentrate on buying presents and pension cheeks.

  • See, every week somebody's in my face talking about Bernie.

  • Mac, you can't say this, Bernie.

  • Mac, you can't say that.

  • How am I supposed to watch my words, people?

  • What the hell is this?

  • E can't eat, But I see that I can't fit e guess, Bernie.

  • Mac can't say whatever you want.

  • I don't hear anybody crying America, so I'm letting it go.

  • How?

  • Probably Just overreacting.

  • America.

  • No blood, no harm.

  • So I'm letting me go.

  • How bleeding.

  • Yeah, You smell down America.

  • That's burnt rubber.

  • That could have been my head.

  • Hair would have been missing.

  • All right, here, all this money.

  • But we're laying, laying like that people, you know, traffic jams star like that.

  • They'll be looking on.

  • Nobody get out and help.

  • Sometimes a little fear is a good thing where you get dangerous America is when you let it control you Back in the day America, I'm telling you, I goto weasel that you're the weasel.

  • Go Pop.

  • What do they think, baby girl got Zaza or Ebola?

  • Nothing wrong with that girl.

  • Her flesh is intact.

  • It's hard to make friends for your Graham town.

  • It's hard one.

  • Last time you made new friends.

  • I think the last time I made friends was 1978.

  • His name was Chauncey.

  • Bernie Mac ain't no snob.

  • You can't be friends with everybody.

  • You gotta have the right chemistry.

  • You know how it is.

  • That's why you'll be checking your call.

  • The idea on your phone?

  • Who?

  • That Who?

  • That All that back and forth took me forever.

  • Make me itch.

  • Soothe old days.

  • When people got into argument, we went out to the porch baby girl.

  • She walked right in the middle of it, put herself in harm's way.

  • Tried to solve other people's problems like a little Martin Luther King.

  • Turn the TV off and do something with your kids because the rewards are in miserable.

  • Hey, I love you.

  • You can't say not bad.

  • Used to be bugs, rocks, magic.

  • Now it's books, rocks, magic and girls.

  • Oh, sure.

  • Joint has a little crush is before, but what used to be cute is becoming a situation.

  • The boys like a raging hormones.

  • This is what I call the predicament.

  • E gotta let him e let him going a bit e put him back with him, you know, clever.

  • Out on my way out.

  • Should have said nothing.

  • I'm sorry, boys.

  • I'm so disc unscrew usted I don't know what to do, Bernie.

  • Mac.

  • Father has to punch out.

  • So, Bernie Mac in the tailor can't get to work 25 minutes.

  • How am I gonna get a massage while my kids are missing for 25 minutes?

  • You know something, America?

  • It just hit me.

  • I spent all day trying to avoid those kids thinking they stop me from bringing my a game.

  • Funny thing is.

  • They gave me my game.

  • Oh, Lord.

  • Here it come, Bernie.

  • Mac being sued.

  • Negligence.

  • You can say whatever the hell you want to say about me.

  • Call me up.

  • Say you don't like hell even say I ain't funny.

  • But don't call me the n word negligence.

  • I got to take action.

  • Kick his ass like an extra point.

  • There's blood in the water.

  • How?

  • Okay, hold on my Facebook.

  • Bang.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Tard.

  • Okay, Tang.

  • You know where there's dancing at a party?

  • Our surprise party.

  • And you know who deserve a surprise party?

  • Me?

  • I'll even ex surprise.