Name: (Some of) The Best of Maria Bamford
Uploaded: 2021-02-06T18:31:40.000Z
Duration: 8 min 11 s
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Because she bought it with her own money.

Why don't you tell Donna to keep her mitts off my

'cause it's clearly labeled with my name,

There's lots of pressure in our society to succeed.

I'm always getting asked, you know, as a comedian,

My Dad's just really a series of sound effects.

My Dad, he's very, he's a Doctor, so he's very successful,

So he's always telling me about his secret stashes

Hey kid, (nasal snorting) I got some powdered donuts, yeah.

They're in the freezer underneath all the vegetable crap.

Joe, what are you whispering about, you've got powdered

My sister is a Doctor, she's super successful.

She's always telling me about different, she's a

Pathologist, though I like to introduce her as,

this is my sister Sarah, she cuts up the dead into chunks.

She's my older sister, she always telling me about different

Okay, you know you have that one dark curly hair that

comes out of your neck. You've seen it right?

Okay, that one dark curly creepy disgusting, okay.

And your breasts are like really small, dude it's called

ptosis, it's a syndrome, you gotta get your hormones

checked or your gonna wake up and be covered in fur

Sometimes in comedy, I'm usually by myself so,

I miss the comradery, I use to work as a secretary.

Where you wanna go for lunch? What you wanna get for lunch?

You know just some place where I can get a Diet Coke.

Yes we could, Diet Pepsi, but yes we could.

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(Some of) The Best of Maria Bamford

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