Name: Bill Burr, Tiffany Haddish & Others Dish on Comedy Legend Mitzi Shore | The Comedy Store | SHOWTIME
Uploaded: 2021-02-06T18:10:55.000Z
Duration: 3 min 38 s
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- What's it like when you drive by the store?

Past simple

- I think of all those days that I used to stand out

To-infinitive

in the line, hoping to get on at open mic night.

- I can't believe I've known you all these years

What was your first audition like for Mitzi Shore?

- It was at the Westwood Comedy Store, and I was late.

but I parked in the alley and I jumped over the wall,

I don't even know why I was wearing a suit.

Because I just saw guys on TV, they wore suits.

I figured for my audition, a jacket and a tie,

and I ripped my pants from the knee all the way down.

- And I just said, "I'm going  on anyway."

And I just got very lucky, 'cause the crowd liked me

and it was the right time spot, and I killed.

were you thinking like "I'm getting faster,"

- I just couldn't believe  I was killing.

I'd come all the way from Detroit, drove out there,

(in Mitzi voice) "You were  really funny.

but I don't like the ripped hole in the suit thing.

- Yeah, she thought it was  like my hook.

- Do you realize how lucky you are that she didn't like it?

(in Mitzi voice) "Every night you go onstage,

- (in Mitzi voice) "I'll call you Mikey Ripped Pants."

- I auditioned for Mitzi on a Monday night.

- And she stood right there, and she was judge and jury,

if you were the funniest  guy in Houston.

- Anybody from Bill Burr  to Richard Pryor,

One woman, Mitzi Shore, to make those decisions.

- [Arsenio Hall] Oh, don't  tell me that!

I saw you tell a girl to put on a green wig

- Mitzi told me I was too pretty to be funny

She taught me how to value myself as a woman.

I'll never forget, it was my 18th birthday.

She should have told me this on my 16th birthday though,

like putting me with Joey Camen in a group,

And just like, he was getting all the laughs.

And she would be in the  back of the room,

And then I told her, I said, that that's the first time

she told him you need to wear an all-yellow suit

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Bill Burr, Tiffany Haddish & Others Dish on Comedy Legend Mitzi Shore | The Comedy Store | SHOWTIME

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