Seriously, You could pitch all about it to your friend in the back seat there.

Go ahead.

Okay.

Mhm, everybody.

They are perfect.

Eddie, have you seen the scissors?

I Who's that?

He's our baby.

What?

You got to say something?

There's some kind of sick joke, Eddie, because I'm not really improved.

No, it's a baby gene.

I can see that.

It's all worked out.

He's our baby.

Why are you telling me everything?

I'll be back when I can when you can.

When do we get to go home?

I need you to be patient, all right.

Jimmy said you were gonna help us get set up, and I've never been on my own.

I just need a minute.

This is the way things have to be.

Try the finger won't work.

It always Not if he's hungry.

He's hungry thing.

Fucking you serious, Gene?

It's nothing I haven't seen.

Yeah, I'm talking about it.

I'm realizing it's actually pretty weird.

Do it.

He's asleep.

I'll get the idea.

Absolutely not.

Fine.

If you're too chicken looking out on the morning rain.

Uh huh.

E used to feel so uninspired.

Mhm.

And when I knew, I had to face another day.

Um, Lord, it made me feel so tired.

Your yeah, thanks to pants, we have the freedom to sit astride a horse to ride a bike without our petty coat, getting caught in the spokes and killing us until ladies spread in the subway with reckless abandon.

That's right.

Pants also made it easier for us to run away from predators like men and bears.

They have these cute little pockets that were perfect for holding tiny things like our tampons and our paychecks.

Yeah, alas, though Pants Started off is a feminist statement, they somehow evolved into being so skinny that they cut off the blood flow to our brains.

It's a bad sign when the best part of wearing pants was taking them off at the end of the day.

So maybe they had it coming.

And 2020 was the inspiration that we needed, because this is about liberation.

Yes, pants, A world without you looks different with the death of pants.

We also lost so many other social norms, bras, portion control, productivity, showering regularly and, of course, the concept of shame and all of that I say Fuck it!

Okay.

To hell with it.

To hell with all of it.

Hell with dying my hair!

Yes!

Thio Hell with shaving my pits.

That's right.

Let him go.

To hell with returning text messages in a timely fashion.

Yes, yes!

Hell with paying my taxes.

No, no.

Sorry.

You absolutely have to pay your taxes.

To hell with pants.

That's right.

It's his Christopher Street.

Yes.

No, I feel different.

You're in there for 20 minutes.

20 minutes.

Could change you.

Not really.

I'm a con now.

Not quite.

I've got a rap sheet.

No, you don't got arrested.

Arrested means court.

Court means lawyer.

Why do I need a lawyer?

I got bailed out on the night I was arrested.

I didn't sleep there.

Where is this going?

I got bailed out on the night I got arrested.

It's almost like it didn't even happen.

But it did happen very quickly, honey.

I thought I'd find you squatting in some downtown smoke filled Attilio, not two blocks away, living the Methodist version of our life with the Methodist version of me.

Does she have an on switch?

Anything's good now you can go if you want.

You know, he was throwing up earlier.

I figure I should stay around him and make sure he's not gonna blow again.

You know what's funny?

I don't have my apartment anymore.

You have my apartment.

You have a lot of my things.

Actually, you're welcome.

Dinner?

Yes.

What?

Pot roast?

The Methodist version of brisket.

And we discussed this some other time.

My first.

Everything happened in the Catskills.

Everything?

My mother first told me to keep my knees closed until there's a ring on my finger in the Catskills.

Actually, she told me it was biologically impossible to have sex without a ring on your finger.

Guess what, Mom.

It's not the first boy I ever kissed.

I kissed in the Catskills.

E First time I ever let a boy go.

Christopher Columbus on my nether regions.

It was in the Catskills from this boy.

He was my papa.

Hey, my mission!

What's wrong?

You know Marnie beauty from Kunar.

So sure you won't even look at me no matter what I dio What are you doing?

Nothing.

I find this.

What am I gonna do with you?

Talked her be the go between.

It's a big mitts for to make.

You should have let me see what I could do.

Thanks, Marion.

Oh, look, you You're a dervish.

It's a food Blangger.

Back for another goal around its diner, huh?

What's the sign of daily newsletter without its resident gossip calendars?

You're ready?

Blind item.

What?

Diana?

Brooklyn Heights still bears the scars of recent breast augmentation.

No idea.

Nelia Bravo.

It's It was a blind item.

You weren't supposed day like such a bitch in there.

Done that.

Sorry, Marty.

Marty, you know, five Feldstein, right?

A little.

He likes you a lot.

Looks at me.

He's young and shy and a little stupid, but he's sweet and he's pining for you.

And right now he's propped against a pillar, pretending not to stare atyou.

Give him a shot.

Here goes nothing.

Mhm.