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  • ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

  • WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • SHE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN YOU KNOW

  • FROM "GIRLS TRIP" AND "THE LAST O.G."

  • HER STAND-UP COMEDY SERIES, "TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS: THEY

  • READY," HAS JUST RETURNED FOR A SECOND SEASON.

  • PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," TIFFANY HADDISH!

  • TIFFANY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU, STEVE!

  • >> Stephen: WE RECENTLY HAD YOUR BOYFRIEND COME ON ON THE

  • SHOW.

  • >> HE IS MY MAN.

  • >> Stephen: HE IS MY MAN.

  • I DON'T DATE BOYS NO MORE.

  • I DATE MEN.

  • HE'S MY MAN.

  • >> Stephen: GOOD TO KNOW.

  • I LIKE IT.

  • DID YOU WATCH HIM WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW?

  • DID YOU CATCH HIM?

  • >> I SAW IT.

  • >> Stephen: HE SEEMED A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HOW CLOSE YOU

  • AND I ARE.

  • OUR RELATIONSHIP SEEMED THREATENING TO HIM IN A LITTLE

  • BIT.

  • >> WE HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT.

  • HE SAID, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND STEVE.

  • I SAID, THAT WAS BACK IN THE DAY, MAN.

  • >> Stephen: WE WERE YOUNG.

  • I WAS A GIRL THEN.

  • >> Stephen: AND I'M A BOY, AND YOU'VE MOVED ON TO A MAN.

  • >> A MAN.

  • A MAN.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT I FOUND OUT FROM HIM WHICH I COULDN'T

  • BELIEVE IS HE MADE A PLAY FOR YOU MORE THAN ONCE, YOU REJECTED

  • HIM.

  • YOU REJECTED COMMON.

  • I'VE SEEN HIS ABS.

  • I DON'T THINK I WOULD REJECT COME ON.

  • WHY?

  • >> I WAS WAITING FOR YOU, STEVE, TO GET SINGLE.

  • >> Stephen: I APOLOGIZE.

  • I'M TOO DAMN HAPPY WITH EVIE.

  • WHAT DID YOU THINK THE FIRST TIME COME ON WAS MAKING A PLAY

  • FOR YOU AND YOU SAID, NO.

  • >> I SAID, NO, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED.

  • I'M GOOD.

  • MY EYES ARE SET ON OTHER THINGS, I'M INTERESTED IN SOMEBODY ELSE.

  • I'M SORRY.

  • BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE PERSON.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO COMMON FOR ME.

  • >> I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DATED YOU.

  • >> Stephen: YOU GOT THE SCOOP?

  • YOU GOT THE REAL DEAL?

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • THAT'S GOOD.

  • PUT IT IN THE BOOK.

  • PUT IT IN THE BOOK.

  • NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN -- YOU'VE GIVEN US A REVELATION ABOUT YOUR

  • RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE.

  • YOU ARE MY INTRODUCTION, THAT'S HOW I LEARNED ABOUT THE

  • SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE BECAUSE YOU LIT UP THE INTERNET.

  • JIM, SHOW HOW TIFFANY KICKED IT OFF.

  • ♪♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER

  • ♪♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER

  • >> SOMEBODY BEEN WORKING OUT, BABY!

  • I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT!

  • >> Stephen: AND THIS IS WHERE IT GOES.

  • SO YOU'VE GOT COMMON TO COME IN, THERE'S THE TWO OF YOU.

  • IS THAT -- IS THAT HOW PASSIONATE IT REALLY IS?

  • BECAUSE THAT IS -- I'M NOT SURE -- CAN WE SHOW THIS ON CBS?

  • THIS WAS A POINT WHERE THEY SAID WE CAN'T SHOW ANY MORE OF THE

  • VIDEO ON CBS.

  • DID YOU HAVE TO TALK HIM INTO THAT?

  • >> I WAS QUITE A NEGOTIATION, LET ME TELL YOU.

  • OKAY, SO I'M, LIKE, LOOK, I WANT TO SHOOT THIS VIDEO, I NEED YOU

  • TO BE IN IT WITH ME.

  • HE'S LIKE, NO, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, I'M NOT KNOWN FORT

  • THAT, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY THING.

  • I'M, LIKE, LOOK, EVERY TIME YOU ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING, I DO IT

  • AND I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY.

  • I'M ASKING YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.

  • AND EVERY TIME I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU GET PAID.

  • NOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO TODAY IS THIS VIDEO WITH ME AND

  • I WON'T BE NOTHING FOR YOU.

  • HE'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN!

  • >> Stephen: IS IT MEN'SWARE?

  • I TELL HIM, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON, YOUR SHORTS ON, DON'T

  • EVEN TRIP, IT WILL BE FUN.

  • AND THEN I ONLY WANTED TO DO THREE TAKES.

  • IT TURNED INTO 18 TAKES.

  • HE'S, LIKE, LET'S SHOOT IT AGAIN, CAN WE TRY IT ONE MORE

  • TIME THIS WAY?

  • MAYBE I COULD DO THIS.

  • I DIDN'T KNOW FELL SEXY ENOUGH.

  • I WAS, LIKE, FOR SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, YOU NOW

  • WANT TO DO ANOTHER TAKE AND ANOTHER TAKE?

  • COME ON, BRO.

  • BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME.

  • WE WERE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME.

  • IT WAS FUN.

  • >> Stephen: DOES HE LORD IT OVER YOU THAT HE'S THE SEXIST

  • MAN?

  • I WAS, IN 2006, LISTED AS ONE OF THE SEXIEST MEN ALIVE IN 2006,

  • AND I STILL GO, HEY, COME ON, PRIME CUT RIGHT HERE, I'M JUST

  • WELL MAR BBLED THESE DAYS.

  • >> HE DOES NOT HOLD THAT OVER MY HEAD.

  • >> Stephen: I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT I LOVE.

  • TURNS OUT YOU'RE A SHAKESPEARE NERD.

  • YOU DID, LIKE, SHAKESPEARE PERFORMANCES AND COMPETITIONS IN

  • HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU WON.

  • DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE PLAY?

  • >> ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS -- I HAVE A FEW FAVORITES.

  • I LOVE HAMLET, MACBETH, MID SUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM.

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

  • I'D LOVE TO DO A LITTLE SHAKESPEARE WITH YOU.

  • COULD YOU AND I DO A SCENE TOGETHER BECAUSE I HEARD, WE HAD

  • HEARD, MY PRODUCER SAID YOU LIKED MACBETH, WHICH IS WHO

  • DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD SPOOKY STORY.

  • COULD WE DO THE WITCH'S SCENE?

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, BECAUSE I HAVE TO -- I'M SURE YOU'VE

  • ALREADY GOT IT DOWN BUT I'VE GOT TO ROOK AT CARDS HERE.

  • I'LL WITH THE SECOND WITCH.

  • YOU BE THE FIRST AND THIRD.

  • I'LL BE THE SECOND WITCH.

  • SO MACBETH, ACT FOUR, SCENE ONE.

  • YOU'RE READY FOR IT.

  • A CAVERN IN THE MIDDLE.

  • A BOILING CALDRON, THUNDER, ENTER THE THREE WITCHES.

  • >> THRICE THE BINDED CAT HAD MEOWED.

  • >> THRICE AND ONCE THE HEDGE BIG WHINED.

  • >> HELP HER CRIES!

  • 'TIS TIME, 'TIS TIME!

  • ROUNDABOUT THE CALDRON GO!

  • IN THE POISON TELLS THROW.

  • TOAD.

  • THE DAY, THE NIGHTS THAT'S 31, SWIRLED AROUND AND SLEEP AND

  • GOT.

  • BOIL THOU FIRST DAY THE CHARMED POT.

  • >> DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE.

  • FIRE BURN AND CALDRON BUBBLE.

  • FILET OF FINNEY SNAKE IN THE CALDRON BOIL AND BAKE.

  • EYE OF NEWT AND TOW OF FROG, BAT AND TONGUE OF DOG.

  • BLIND WORMS STING, LIZARD REGULAR AND OWLET'S WING FOR A

  • CHARM OF POWERFUL TROUBLE, LIKE A HAIL BROTH BOIL AND BUBBLE.

  • DOUBLE.

  • >> DOUBLE, DOUBLE.

  • TOIL AND TROUBLE.

  • FIRE BURN.

  • AND CALDRON BUBBLE.

  • ( MANIACAL LAUGH ) >> Stephen: I'M READY FOR MY

  • OSCAR.

  • THERE IT IS.

  • >> MY LITTLE MOLE FELL OFF!

  • >> Stephen: MAN, I WANT TO SEE YOU IN A SHAKESPEARE PLAY.

  • THAT WOULD BE SO FUN.

  • >> I'M REEL GOOD AT IT.

  • I PLAYED LADY MACBETH BEFORE.

  • WE GOT SECOND PLACE IN THAT ONE, AND DID MACBETH FOR A

  • COMPETITION WHERE I WAS ONE OF THE WITCHES.

  • WE WON FIRST PLACE IN THAT ONE.

  • THEN WE DID MID SUMMER'S NIGHTS DREAM, WON FIRST PLACE, THEN

  • ROMEO AND JULIET IN A MASHUP WHERE I WAS BOTH AND I WON FIRST

  • PLACE IN THAT.

  • I WAS KILLING IT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'VE ALSO BEEN PLAYING THE ROLE OF INTERVIEWING

  • RECENTLY.

  • I'VE WANTED TO INTERVIEW THIS GUY.

  • YOU INTERVIEWED ANTHONY FAUCI.

  • HOW COME SHE'S INTERVIEWED FAUCI AND I HAVEN'T.

  • >> BECAUSE THE WHITE HOUSE LIKES YOU.

  • >> FAUCI LIKES ME.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF THE WHITE HOUSE DOES.

  • >> Stephen: SO DID YOU ENJOY THE INTERVIEW?

  • >> I DID.

  • I LEARNED A LOT.

  • I GOT TO GRILL HIM ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

  • I REALLY ENJOYED HIM.

  • YOU KNOW, FROM ONE SCIENTIST TO ANOTHER, IT WAS WONDERFUL.

  • >> Stephen: HE'S BEEN HELD UP AS A SEX SYMBOL, LIKE A BRAINY

  • SEX SYMBOL LATELY.

  • DO YOU GET ANY OF THAT VIBE OFF OF HIM?

  • >> YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T GET THE SEX SYMBOL VIBE.

  • I COULDN'T IMAGINE HOOKING UP WITH HIM.

  • I FEEL LIKE IF I HOOKED UP WITH HIM --

  • >> Stephen: I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO HOOK UP WITH HIM.

  • >> WHEN YOU THINK SEX SYMBOL, YOU THINK WOULD I GET WITH THAT?

  • AND I'M THINKING IT WOULD BE LIKE THE COLOR PURPLE WHERE HIS

  • KIDS WERE, LIKE, HOW DID HE DIE?

  • AND I WOULD BE ON TOP OF ME.

  • HE COULD GIVE ME A PAP SMEAR ANY DAY.

  • >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, GOOD TO KNOW.

  • GOOD TO KNOW.

  • IS THE PAP SMEAR HALL PASS IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT THERE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, YOU'RE A SCIENTIST, THOUGH.

  • YOU LOVE SCIENCE.

  • I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN MICROSCOPE.

  • WAIT, YOU CAME WITH PROPS.

  • >> I'M A HARD CORE SCIENCES GIRL.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU USE THAT FOR.

  • >> I LOVE LOOKING AT GERMS AND BACTERIA, I WIPE DOOR KNOBS, ALL

  • KIND OF STUFF.

  • I DO EVERYTHING.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM, DO YOU HAVE PETRI

  • DISHES?

  • >> I HAVE PETRI DISHES.

  • WHEN I WAS DATING AND FIRST GOT ON BUMBLE, I WOULD HAVE GUYS

  • COME BY.

  • WOUDN'T MAKE OUT ON THE FIRST DATE.

  • I WOULD GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DRINK AND BE, SO NICE TO HAVE

  • YOU HERE, BYE.

  • THEY WOULD LEAVE.

  • I WOULD TAKE THE CUB AND SWAB WHERE THEY WERE DRINKING AT.

  • PUT THAT IN A PETRI DISH.

  • I WOULD LOOK AT THE SLIDE AND SEE WHAT THEY HAD IN THEIR

  • MOUTH.

  • IF THEY HAD TOO MUCH CANDIDA GOING ON, I. NOT KISSING THEM.

  • WRONG KIND OF BACTERIA, I DON'T GET INVOLVED.

  • BUT IF IT'S A NICE HEALTHY MOUTH, BECAUSE WE ALL GOT

  • BACTERIA, BUT IF IT'S A HEALTHY MOUTH, THEN SECOND DATE.

  • WE -- LA LA LALA.

  • >> Stephen: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.

  • THAT'S A VERY HEALTHY, LOGICAL APPROACH TO DATING.

  • >> YEAH, WELL -- >> Stephen: DO YOU RECOMMEND

  • IT.

  • >> I RECOMMEND EVERY WOMAN GET A MICROSCOPE AND, YOU KNOW, CHECK

  • THESE GUYS OUT, YOU KNOW.

  • A LOT OF TIMES YOU SAY, HEY, LET'S GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET

  • TESTED.

  • AND THEY'RE, LIKE, I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT, I'M GOOD, I DON'T

  • NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.

  • YOU KNOW SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT.

  • YOU NEED TO GET A MICROSCOPE AND DO YOUR OWN TEST.

  • HELLO.

  • >> Stephen: TIFFANY, WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.

  • AFTER WE GET BACK I'LL ASK TIFFANY ABOUT GOING TO DAVE

  • CHAPPELLE'S SUMMER CAMP.

  • SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

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