Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW." SHE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM "GIRLS TRIP" AND "THE LAST O.G." HER STAND-UP COMEDY SERIES, "TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS: THEY READY," HAS JUST RETURNED FOR A SECOND SEASON. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," TIFFANY HADDISH! TIFFANY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU, STEVE! >> Stephen: WE RECENTLY HAD YOUR BOYFRIEND COME ON ON THE SHOW. >> HE IS MY MAN. >> Stephen: HE IS MY MAN. I DON'T DATE BOYS NO MORE. I DATE MEN. HE'S MY MAN. >> Stephen: GOOD TO KNOW. I LIKE IT. DID YOU WATCH HIM WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW? DID YOU CATCH HIM? >> I SAW IT. >> Stephen: HE SEEMED A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HOW CLOSE YOU AND I ARE. OUR RELATIONSHIP SEEMED THREATENING TO HIM IN A LITTLE BIT. >> WE HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT. HE SAID, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND STEVE. I SAID, THAT WAS BACK IN THE DAY, MAN. >> Stephen: WE WERE YOUNG. I WAS A GIRL THEN. >> Stephen: AND I'M A BOY, AND YOU'VE MOVED ON TO A MAN. >> A MAN. A MAN. >> Stephen: WHAT I FOUND OUT FROM HIM WHICH I COULDN'T BELIEVE IS HE MADE A PLAY FOR YOU MORE THAN ONCE, YOU REJECTED HIM. YOU REJECTED COMMON. I'VE SEEN HIS ABS. I DON'T THINK I WOULD REJECT COME ON. WHY? >> I WAS WAITING FOR YOU, STEVE, TO GET SINGLE. >> Stephen: I APOLOGIZE. I'M TOO DAMN HAPPY WITH EVIE. WHAT DID YOU THINK THE FIRST TIME COME ON WAS MAKING A PLAY FOR YOU AND YOU SAID, NO. >> I SAID, NO, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED. I'M GOOD. MY EYES ARE SET ON OTHER THINGS, I'M INTERESTED IN SOMEBODY ELSE. I'M SORRY. BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE PERSON. >> Stephen: YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO COMMON FOR ME. >> I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DATED YOU. >> Stephen: YOU GOT THE SCOOP? YOU GOT THE REAL DEAL? ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. PUT IT IN THE BOOK. PUT IT IN THE BOOK. NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN -- YOU'VE GIVEN US A REVELATION ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE. YOU ARE MY INTRODUCTION, THAT'S HOW I LEARNED ABOUT THE SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE BECAUSE YOU LIT UP THE INTERNET. JIM, SHOW HOW TIFFANY KICKED IT OFF. ♪♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER ♪ >> SOMEBODY BEEN WORKING OUT, BABY! I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT! >> Stephen: AND THIS IS WHERE IT GOES. SO YOU'VE GOT COMMON TO COME IN, THERE'S THE TWO OF YOU. IS THAT -- IS THAT HOW PASSIONATE IT REALLY IS? BECAUSE THAT IS -- I'M NOT SURE -- CAN WE SHOW THIS ON CBS? THIS WAS A POINT WHERE THEY SAID WE CAN'T SHOW ANY MORE OF THE VIDEO ON CBS. DID YOU HAVE TO TALK HIM INTO THAT? >> I WAS QUITE A NEGOTIATION, LET ME TELL YOU. OKAY, SO I'M, LIKE, LOOK, I WANT TO SHOOT THIS VIDEO, I NEED YOU TO BE IN IT WITH ME. HE'S LIKE, NO, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, I'M NOT KNOWN FORT THAT, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY THING. I'M, LIKE, LOOK, EVERY TIME YOU ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING, I DO IT AND I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY. I'M ASKING YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. AND EVERY TIME I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU GET PAID. NOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO TODAY IS THIS VIDEO WITH ME AND I WON'T BE NOTHING FOR YOU. HE'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN! >> Stephen: IS IT MEN'SWARE? I TELL HIM, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON, YOUR SHORTS ON, DON'T EVEN TRIP, IT WILL BE FUN. AND THEN I ONLY WANTED TO DO THREE TAKES. IT TURNED INTO 18 TAKES. HE'S, LIKE, LET'S SHOOT IT AGAIN, CAN WE TRY IT ONE MORE TIME THIS WAY? MAYBE I COULD DO THIS. I DIDN'T KNOW FELL SEXY ENOUGH. I WAS, LIKE, FOR SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, YOU NOW WANT TO DO ANOTHER TAKE AND ANOTHER TAKE? COME ON, BRO. BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME. WE WERE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME. IT WAS FUN. >> Stephen: DOES HE LORD IT OVER YOU THAT HE'S THE SEXIST MAN? I WAS, IN 2006, LISTED AS ONE OF THE SEXIEST MEN ALIVE IN 2006, AND I STILL GO, HEY, COME ON, PRIME CUT RIGHT HERE, I'M JUST WELL MAR BBLED THESE DAYS. >> HE DOES NOT HOLD THAT OVER MY HEAD. >> Stephen: I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT I LOVE. TURNS OUT YOU'RE A SHAKESPEARE NERD. YOU DID, LIKE, SHAKESPEARE PERFORMANCES AND COMPETITIONS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU WON. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE PLAY? >> ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS -- I HAVE A FEW FAVORITES. I LOVE HAMLET, MACBETH, MID SUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM. >> Stephen: SURE. I'D LOVE TO DO A LITTLE SHAKESPEARE WITH YOU. COULD YOU AND I DO A SCENE TOGETHER BECAUSE I HEARD, WE HAD HEARD, MY PRODUCER SAID YOU LIKED MACBETH, WHICH IS WHO DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD SPOOKY STORY. COULD WE DO THE WITCH'S SCENE? >> YES. >> Stephen: OKAY, BECAUSE I HAVE TO -- I'M SURE YOU'VE ALREADY GOT IT DOWN BUT I'VE GOT TO ROOK AT CARDS HERE. I'LL WITH THE SECOND WITCH. YOU BE THE FIRST AND THIRD. I'LL BE THE SECOND WITCH. SO MACBETH, ACT FOUR, SCENE ONE. YOU'RE READY FOR IT. A CAVERN IN THE MIDDLE. A BOILING CALDRON, THUNDER, ENTER THE THREE WITCHES. >> THRICE THE BINDED CAT HAD MEOWED. >> THRICE AND ONCE THE HEDGE BIG WHINED. >> HELP HER CRIES! 'TIS TIME, 'TIS TIME! ROUNDABOUT THE CALDRON GO! IN THE POISON TELLS THROW. TOAD. THE DAY, THE NIGHTS THAT'S 31, SWIRLED AROUND AND SLEEP AND GOT. BOIL THOU FIRST DAY THE CHARMED POT. >> DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE. FIRE BURN AND CALDRON BUBBLE. FILET OF FINNEY SNAKE IN THE CALDRON BOIL AND BAKE. EYE OF NEWT AND TOW OF FROG, BAT AND TONGUE OF DOG. BLIND WORMS STING, LIZARD REGULAR AND OWLET'S WING FOR A CHARM OF POWERFUL TROUBLE, LIKE A HAIL BROTH BOIL AND BUBBLE. DOUBLE. >> DOUBLE, DOUBLE. TOIL AND TROUBLE. FIRE BURN. AND CALDRON BUBBLE. ( MANIACAL LAUGH ) >> Stephen: I'M READY FOR MY OSCAR. THERE IT IS. >> MY LITTLE MOLE FELL OFF! >> Stephen: MAN, I WANT TO SEE YOU IN A SHAKESPEARE PLAY. THAT WOULD BE SO FUN. >> I'M REEL GOOD AT IT. I PLAYED LADY MACBETH BEFORE. WE GOT SECOND PLACE IN THAT ONE, AND DID MACBETH FOR A COMPETITION WHERE I WAS ONE OF THE WITCHES. WE WON FIRST PLACE IN THAT ONE. THEN WE DID MID SUMMER'S NIGHTS DREAM, WON FIRST PLACE, THEN ROMEO AND JULIET IN A MASHUP WHERE I WAS BOTH AND I WON FIRST PLACE IN THAT. I WAS KILLING IT IN HIGH SCHOOL. >> Stephen: YOU'VE ALSO BEEN PLAYING THE ROLE OF INTERVIEWING RECENTLY. I'VE WANTED TO INTERVIEW THIS GUY. YOU INTERVIEWED ANTHONY FAUCI. HOW COME SHE'S INTERVIEWED FAUCI AND I HAVEN'T. >> BECAUSE THE WHITE HOUSE LIKES YOU. >> FAUCI LIKES ME. I DON'T KNOW IF THE WHITE HOUSE DOES. >> Stephen: SO DID YOU ENJOY THE INTERVIEW?