Put your hands on me, Jack.

I'm the king of the world.

I will stop filming this right now.

I feel like we nailed that.

Hey, welcome to the Recast.

I'm Micah Fox and I'm Karen Fan.

And today we're going to recast the Love Story classic Titanic.

So original cast of the movie Leo, Right?

Let's have a moment of silence for how hot he thinks is classic Leo, too.

And like, kind of like he was like this hot Leo And then, like what's eating Gilbert Grape Leo, too.

So you could, like, go back and forth between, like, Special Leo and, like, really special Leo.

I was a Romeo and Juliet Leo, which is bringing the right.

So he was a hot babe and then, and Kate Winslet.

She was gorgeous over his hand, on the car door, on the card or the steamy car door.

That's the only part of the movie I really remember.

I thought sex was always gonna be like that.

Let's get into it.

I'm ready.

Let's recast this bitch.

Here's who I got for Jack.

We can't have Leo anymore because he survived the Titanic and ended up on a yacht full of younger women.

This is a controversial take, but I really feel like Gilbert Godfrey.

Oh, my God.

E King And I would watch.

I don't wanna know what poor woman you're casting opposite Gilbert Godfrey.

Then he's gonna have to kiss and make love with your out of your mind.

I guess I love you Would watch 100%.

You would watch every step of the way that I watched those, like dog abuse videos.

Like Like I can't look away, But I'm not having fun.

E put your hands on me like I'll pay me like your French e Good.

Okay, e cast the hot young guy Got to You should cast the hot like the hottest youngest, hottest guy right now.

Oh, God, Shawn Mendez.

Oh, why?

Who's ruining every Taylor Swift?

So he's not ruining my wet dreams at night, that's for sure.

I love him.

You're gonna Shawn Mendez is He's like a hot pop singer, and he's in all my dreams and I love him.

I guess I just like an older man.

Yeah.

You think that Gilbert is a very older man?

Yeah.

He's like 75.

Love that he was around in the actual Titanic was he would he would bring You want So much for calling the knowledge to it.

But it has to be a love story.

I'm vetoing Gilbert.

No, I will.

I will stop filming this right now.

Fine.

Okay, fine.

Shawn Mendez is Jack Dawson.

You're right, ladies.

You're welcome.

Okay, so for Rose are budding beautiful love interest, right?

Caitlin's the character.

I say Timothy shallowing He was in little women.

Oh, he's beautiful, Timothy Gore.

But now, here's my thing.

Timothy and Shawn Mendez.

That is that super hot.

That is very hot.

So should we even hear your choices and go similar way?

Got to here.

Why were you gonna throw to the wolves?

Okay, So who who's worthy of your Sean Mindy to recast Rose DeWitt Bukater who cater?

I was going to recast Rose McGowan.

Oh, sure.

Okay.

Right in the same name would be easy for her to member because she was clearly lost her mind.

She shaved her head so she would be good in the water.

The great streamline in the ocean.

It makes sense for her to be a fast swimmer but her.

And like Mendez, I feel like, you know, with all of her experience with the Me too, You know, she's not gonna take advantage of him.

Even though he's younger than her.

It will be a very consensual relationship on the great wide ocean.

Screw consent.

It's a boat.

It's going down.

And I say I like going down on a boat.

It's Timothy Shamel and Shawn Mendez.

E don't feel that passionately about my rose choice.

So I'll give you Timmy.

Okay, so we have the greatest gay love story of all time.

So time to move on to an old woman makes sense with the gay cruise, right?

You're absolutely right.

So for Old Rose, played by Gloria Stuart who?

Everybody knows the best old Rose there.

Waas oldest Rose in the book you got for Old Rose, The heartbreaker, The one who drops the heart in the ocean.

I decided to use Hillary Clinton.

Yeah, if anyone's gonna ruin and ending its that bitch, she always does.

Like what?

What did you do that you blew?

It blew a stink.

You could have You could have had something forever.

Right?

And instead, you just dropped it into the great abyss.

I liked the idea I chose for Old Rose.

And I love calling her old Rose.

Yeah, because she's so old.

She's so old.

Um, I went with Kathy Griffin red hair so mean she's because she's not that old just because she has spent so much money toe look, 50 I know her facelifts are older than she.

She's so old so but wouldn't you be like a fiery cause?

She could still have the red hair just bragging about all the time she got laid?

Yeah, And she's a gay icon, so that, like, this is all time together, whether we tried to or not Gay Cruise, Kathy Griffin's headlining reverie.

All right, so I think we go Cathy instead of Hill.

That's so tough.

Because Hillary, she's such a disappointment.

Garbage on camera, though.

Like she's not gonna sell that scene.

No, you're right.

All right.

You're right.

Okay, alright.

I give it your right.

Kathy Griffin.

Kathy, You're welcome.

I'm getting you work.

She needs it.

She's always complaining.

You're right.

Now we gotta recast Cal Hockley, the Billy Zane character.

The eyebrows of the film.

Okay, so I think I have the perfect recast for this.

I'm gonna give it to you because you're losing already.

Whatever it is, it's not over till it's over.

Well, I've got Martin Shkreli's Martin Carelli AIDS pill guides.

Pill guy.

He's such a villain.

He is, like, truly the biggest villain we have in a bit.

But I think his intentions initially weren't that bad.

I think he was like, I'm gonna drive the price up and then it'll go down For all the aid you're being such a Rose's mom right now, fine again, like these people don't have a lot of experience on camera other than testifying in front of Congress or whatever.

Okay, Hollywood doesn't use actors anymore.

It's all about their social media following he's an influencer 8 $750 a pill that is a Cal Hockley move.

You started with Gilbert Godfried ended with AIDS Pill Guy.

I'm just like your brain is nuts.

Who do you got?

Mario Lopez.

Hey, later, I was sort of going with like a Latino theme.

When I started, I was like Shawn Mendez and I will get like Mario was like the older version she's going for the demos.

Yeah.

Trying to be a casting director.

Demo Pull.

Just casting politicians and AIDS pill guy.

Listen, the news has become our new entertainment.

Fine.

You can have.

Yes, that's the type in Martin scarily looking really his name.

Take up the whole call sheet Shkreli.

He'll do it too.

Okay, so coming soon to a theater near nobody, we have Jack being played by Karen's Shawn Mendez Mendez, uh, going face to face with the gorgeous Timothy Shallow Ming as Rose Old Rose.

We have Kathy Graphic Griffin and then, um, Cal Hockley, the Belizean character played by Martin Shkreli.

It's guy a k a spill guy.

That's what we'll actually say in the credit.

I love it.

Let's watch that I would watch it.

I mean, 40 hours of it.

Three hours.