Name: (Some of) The Best of Ron Funches
Uploaded: 2021-02-05T18:31:23.000Z
Duration: 10 min 4 s
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- As I said before, I don't like talking about politics

I don't feel like I'm truly knowledgeable in.

Our government is placed in charge of all of its people.

I'm a father who's been placed in charge of just one son.

(audience laughing) (upbeat instrumental music)

It's been a pleasure watching him grow up

And you can chart his descent into madness

by how he's changed his stance on pinatas.

'Cause when he was a toddler, he was terrified of pinatas

Now, he treats opinion like he's a mob boss from New Jersey

and Optimus Prime owes him several thousand dollars.

He works it across the knees for a little bit,

and I take pictures and post it on my Facebook.

"If you only use 30 words and your three favorite are,

Every time I drink any, I get really sick,

which leads me to believe I must be allergic to energy.

Which I later found out is not something you can put

- I have a cousin that's very sensitive about racism.

He called me one day 'cause he was quite upset

that he went to a tuba recital where he was one

but then I realized three Black tuba players

If you see more than five Black tuba players

I like that I turned 30 'cause now I feel I'm gonna love

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(Some of) The Best of Ron Funches

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