Name: Trump Invited to Testify at Impeachment Trial, Super Bowl Superlatives | The Tonight Show
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-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."

Well, guys, some big news out of Washington today.

House Democrats sent former President Trump

a letter inviting him to testify under oath

There's no way Trump's going to Washington.

In fact, Trump's lawyers already called this a publicity stunt,

which backfired when Trump was like, "Okay, now I'm in."

And get this -- after the Screen Actors Guild

today he sent a letter saying that he's quitting the union.

Trump's out of work and just quit his union.

Even worse, now if he wants medical coverage,

I mean, it just keeps -- It just keeps going.

Meanwhile, Melania heard and was like, "Um, Donald,

while we're on the subject of leaving unions..."

Trump actually bragged about his acting credits.

This is real. He wrote, "I'm very proud of my work

on movies such as 'Home Alone 2,' 'Zoolander,'

and television shows including The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.'"

One day, you're the most powerful man on Earth.

The next, you're bragging about your one line

Well, guys, the Super Bowl is just a few days away,

but if you're thinking of throwing a party on Sunday,

you might want to listen to what Dr. Fauci has to say.

I mean, watch the Super Bowl on TV, enjoy it,

have a party in your house with your family.

So, as difficult as that is, at least this time around,

-Fauci was like, "This is about public health

But had I been or have I been, I would not go.

Listen to this, guys. I read that if the Buccaneers

When he heard that, Brady was like, "Golly.

I don't even understand why they do this.

Who needs an incentive to try and win the Super Bowl?

When asked why he had that added to his contract,

Get this. Down in Tampa, the local news decided

She's pretty fired up about the game. Watch this.

Now Patrick is coming to our house to get his [bleep] kicked.

The news anchor was like, "Wow. I did not think

that we needed the bleep button for that segment, but, okay."

Yeah, she's the only fan of the Buccaneers

This is interesting. I heard that each year

are rejected by TV networks. Either they're too controversial

We got our hands on one of them, and you can see

-That is awful. That is awful. That is terr-- That is --

there's a roller coaster that's opening in 2023

that will travel more than 155 miles per hour.

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