Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (audience cheers) [Conan] Wow, that's very cool. Thank you. (Tiger Woods chuckles) Do you never get sick of it, you don't get sick of it? It's nice wherever you go, people go crazy. It's nice, it's nice that they are like that, because I'm certainly one that's not really comfortable with it. Oh, you're not comfortable with it? I never have been Can I have it then, is that okay? All you. A little of the old adulation, spread it my way. First of all, thank you so much for being here. I touch on one area we're going to start with 'cause it just happened which is US lost to Europe at the Ryder Cup last weekend. Tell us what happened. What was your analysis of, of, this seems to be a trend what's going on? We got our ass kicked. (audience laughs) Excellent, we're moving on now. (audience laughs) Now one thing, no, but one thing that I did want to ask about was that the spectators are getting louder, more raucous all the time in golf. Do you think that we're headed to a point? I mean, already it's changed so much in 10 years. I think you've helped change this game a lot. And created a lot of excitement for golf. Where are we going, 10 years from now? Air horns, zeppelins, explosions? I mean, do you think it's gonna get out of hand? No I honestly believe it's all tied into consumption. Right. Of their favorite beverage. Right. (audience chuckles) Ah, that would be Pepsi. Yeah. Late, 'cause late in the afternoon it gets a little more raucous than it is middle of the day. Right, okay. And so are they doing anything to sort of calm this down? I mean, I don't understand how you can play under the situation that you play under the way people go, people are so focused on your game that you're hearing all kinds of noises on your backswing. Well we don't mind if it was loud all the time, people screaming and yelling and you had air horns going off the entire time. It's fine like a football game. But if it's absolutely quiet and then all of a sudden you hear anything, you can hear a pin drop, it does distract you. Right. I mean, I grew up on a military base where you had jets and planes flying over and you thought nothing of it. Right. 'Cause you heard noise all the time. So we want noise and air horns all the time from now on. That's what Tiger woods is pleading for. (audience applauds) Now, see what you've done? This is not the way to go. I have a few questions. First of all, I've never, is there trash, 'cause trash talking is such a part of sports now. Your good friend, Michael Jordan, a master of, I think some, some trash talking. Is there trash talking in professional golf? Not like there used to be. I remember- Oh there used to be? Without a doubt, without a doubt. Guys like, I remember being at the Masters Dinner and talking to Sam Snead and how Sam used to always talk trash, coming down a stretch and he would try and play games with you. But I thought it was cool. Right. You know, golf has changed. You know, we really don't do that anymore. Which is, you just kind of say it under your breath. (Conan chuckles) (audience chuckles) Is that what you're gonna use to hit 'cause (laughs) (audience chuckles) Right. I think, so you're just muttering a lot like Popeye out there. Pretty much. Yeah, it's not the same. You, I believe, you know, we did a lot of research for this segment. For the first time I actually researched the segment. So I wouldn't just be hissing at you like a cat. But, you, there are very, very rarely is there a photograph of you, you know in your private life. You're you, you play- That's good. It is good, it is good. How do you achieve that though? I thought this guy must have a bat cave or a (audience laughs) you're like a superhero. You perform these amazing feats and then you disappear. And I thought he must, he's like Superman you have an alter ego or you're a No, I think it's one of the, one of the great things that has happened is that a lot of people just respect my space. And they respect what I do on a golf course and my private life, they respect that because everyone wants to have their quiet time with the family and friends. Right. And I think what's been great is that a lot of the fans and a lot of the media have respected that, that part of my life. And what I think is very, very nice of them to do that. Your story is so well known and everyone knows that you were interested in and excellent at golf at a very early age. But at the age of five, you could look at someone's grip or their swing and you could analyze it and break down what was wrong with it. And I was thinking about the today and I thought how annoying that must have been for people to hear this from a five-year-old. (audience laughs) Did you make a lot of enemies back then? I probably did. I probably shouldn't have said some things that I said. Like the kind of like, what are you doing there, Mr.? (audience laughs) Pretty much. Because that's not, you gotta get our hip into it more. Who is this five? He's right. (audience laughs) You're a good friends with Charles Barkley. Yeah. Who likes to play golf. Mm-hmm. You play golf often with Charles Barkley? I do. Okay. This is a deposition, I'm taking forever. (audience laughs) And your name is Tiger Woods, is it not? Wow. I'm bringing this up for a reason. I was looking and a lot of people have commented on Charles Barkley's golf swing and we got footage of it today. And I thought, can I show this to you and you analyze it for us? It might hurt their eyes. (Conan chuckles) Take a look at this and tell us what the hell is going on here. [Commentator] Sir Charles. (Conan grunting) (audience laughs) What is he doing? Well... First of all. If you, if you look at that you said he's got a speech impediment. (audience laughs) Yeah. There's something wrong happening. It also looks physically impossible. He stops his swing 2/3 of the way through. And starts it again. And starts it again. I tell you what, that's, why he's one of the greatest athletes of all time, right? Yeah. Yeah. Cause I was looking at that, that shouldn't work. That shouldn't go anywhere and It doesn't. (Conan laughs) (audience laughs) I can't wait till the phone call I get from him because of this. Yeah. We're on very late. He might miss it. (audience laughs) Do you ever, this is a stupid question but do you ever play mini golf? (audience laughs) Actually I have, yes. You have play mini golf. And do you get as intense when you play mini golf? You saying the windmill, the speed Is not. It's not, it's not always cool when a five-year-old is able to do better than you. Right, right, right. That's just not cool. Right. So you actually do get out there early and like look at wait. The Dragon's mouth is opening. Like you're studying the mini golf course. It's not quite that bad. It's not that bad. No. It's probably pretty bad okay. Let's talk about the video game. This is the tiger woods PGA tour. It looks like it's selling already. And the cool thing about this video game is that you can create your own players. You can make them look like you or (audience laughs) Why did you gloss over that so quickly? (audience laughs) (Conan grunts) what you really want to do. Or you can make them look like a stud Oh (audience laughs) (Conan Laughs) Wow, Wow, Wow. That was in the rough, that one. (Tiger woods laughs) (audience laughs) Well, actually to prove your point, and this is EA sports. The people that make this video game actually sent over, they made a, a portion of the video game. That's supposed to look like me and how I would do. If I shot, took a shot. What my swing would look like, I guess, and how I would do. And they sent this over today and I, I, we haven't seen this yet, but let's take a look at this right now. Tell me if you think this is accurate. (seagulls cry) (audience laughs) What's with the, (audience claps) What's with the pin wheel hat? (Tiger Woods laughs) Wow, wow Thanks a lot for the, the bad shorts, the geeky glasses and the pinwheel hat. You pulled it off well. (laughs) It's not a terrible, terrible shot. Now, you can also there, I won't mention so many golf games where you can play yourself because everybody wants to play Tiger Woods when they play a video game and they're playing golf. Have you ever played yourself? And if so have you gotten incredibly competitive with Tiger Woods? You'll see my my buddies used to play as me and I usually had the pick someone else. Right. But that must be very strange. You should try it sometime where you just are playing yourself. I can't do it. It just feels too weird. It might be kind of kinky. (Tiger Woods laughs) (audience laughs) Lets move on. That got weird Tiger woods. PGA tour 2005 is in stores right now. And this has really been a thrill for us. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for having me. (audience applauds) Tiger Woods, I am going to take a break, be right back.
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