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  • I don't watch other people's videos.

  • You don't watch anyone else's videos.

  • What?

  • Why?

  • What about?

  • We had Charlie's the other time.

  • What about Charlie's?

  • Like I only watch the videos of his that I'm in.

  • I c e You also heard that here first Charlie's.

  • Yeah, he knows that.

  • He is very aware of that.

  • Don't look.

  • No, no, Look over there.

  • That's that's my camera on your E.

  • Welcome to go to the show.

  • We decide who the greatest of all time is every single time today.

  • We've got a special guest.

  • His name is my name is Trevor.

  • Trevor Walls.

  • Trouble.

  • Well, can you Can you get Don't talk off camera?

  • I brought a goat because this shows name goat so I don't want to show you what I brought a goat.

  • You brought this for me?

  • Yeah.

  • I don't want to show up empty handed.

  • You you see that?

  • We already have a goat.

  • Okay.

  • Um can I say it real quick?

  • Yeah, Yeah, I'm just gonna take it.

  • But now it's out of the front.

  • There we go.

  • There we go.

  • I like it.

  • I just had to be fun.

  • Yeah, it was fun.

  • I think we had a good time with it.

  • It's better than showing up with a bundt cake.

  • So you see, you make videos, huh?

  • I'm pretty popular, actually.

  • You're popular.

  • Yeah.

  • Where?

  • Uh, like, Yeah, let's get an Internet.

  • What if people know you for drinks?

  • I make videos about a lot of drink, make videos about drink.

  • Ain't no laws.

  • When you're drinking clause, baby, I'll bad.

  • That's what The Internet.

  • That's for some people.

  • Yes, some.

  • Some people would enjoy stuff like that.

  • Yeah.

  • Internet video.

  • You think you're one of the greatest of all time in making videos?

  • No.

  • Who would you say?

  • Or some of the great?

  • Um, probably myself.

  • You know?

  • Honestly, you didn't know that there was points.

  • There's points.

  • Give him 36 points for that.

  • That's beautiful.

  • For this next round, we're gonna see if Trevor is great enough to boost my social media following by posting me on a story because you take your phone out real quick.

  • Yeah, it's over here.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Just grab it.

  • Grab it over there.

  • Don't look for my assistant real quick.

  • Yeah, just grab it real quick.

  • I don't have an assistant.

  • Uh, you go to Instagram with us.

  • The notifications say 100.

  • 100.

  • Is that good?

  • That is That's you know that normal.

  • It's a decent about.

  • Yeah, usually I have, like, 200 But whatever works for you tops out of 100 minutes.

  • Yeah.

  • If you could just take a picture of me and be like, this is the greatest guy I've ever met.

  • Were best.

  • Okay, so I'm gonna caption it.

  • Helping broke comedians.

  • Hash tag.

  • Blessed.

  • Yeah, that sounds great.

  • Yeah, that sounds great.

  • Did you post it?

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • I'll put on my fin stuff.

  • That's minus 44 points for Trevor.

  • Actually.

  • Make it 144 points.

  • I don't like his General Bob.

  • The next round is our flex round.

  • We ask our guests to flex what it is that makes them the greatest of all time.

  • Trevor's known for doing these.

  • Do she characters?

  • Let's see if you can do them here on the show.

  • You're good at these characters, and we just got a list of them were just gonna run off.

  • I want you to do your best impression of one line of what one of these characters would say beautiful.

  • All right.

  • A guy who has truck nuts right now.

  • Honey, you forgot the Jack Link's beef jerky back home.

  • Oh, I got a part in this bitch from Robert.

  • Excellent.

  • 5000 points.

  • I just feel like Jack links is behind the manufacturing of truck nuts.

  • Uh, next character, a used boat salesman.

  • Yeah, well, you know those little pontoon boat, but it will get you from a to C.

  • Because you see sales 17.

  • That was great.

  • Give him 2000 more points, please.

  • Improv, baby.

  • Yeah, that's actually really good.

  • A backup long snapper for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

  • E sorry.

  • I had to take my teeth out to put in the Copenhagen.

  • Hey, Kelly.

  • Got something else you can snap on.

  • Trevor, can I be honest with you?

  • Yeah, that was fantastic.

  • I appreciate that.

  • Plus 1104 points for making me proud.

  • Ah, guy who only face times, people.

  • Yo, what, is there a bathroom in your house?

  • Much.

  • Are you right there for sure?

  • Yeah.

  • I just want to see what the underside of your chin look like.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • All right.

  • Well, I'm gonna use the bathroom.

  • Okay.

  • 15 points.

  • for that one.

  • Yeah, I wasn't one of your little sloppy a woman that's going in for a raise because she's worked twice as hard for half assed much.

  • I know.

  • Oftentimes when you play women characters, you you put a towel on your head.

  • Uh, we've got a towel right here, if you need.

  • I don't I don't think you need it, But if you do need it, this has gotta be illegal.

  • You want me to do what?

  • Thay This is a woman asking for a raise.

  • Yeah, she needs a raise to support her family.

  • Hello.

  • I deserve a raise because men and women should be paid the same.

  • And it's bullshit that we are not giving notes.

  • You just don't think women should get paid his men.

  • That's crazy.

  • Because for a second, I thought you guys were setting me up.

  • And for the next round, we're gonna go in the one that I call.

  • Can you call Drake?

  • Which is around when we figure out if our guests can call Drake, So can you call Drake e Don't have brakes number but close second.

  • I'm Daniels Arians.

  • First question.

  • Why are you okay?

  • Where the bodies hidden.

  • Uh, Turks and Caicos.

  • No, I said all right.

  • Yes.

  • It's such a rich island.

  • Just to be clear, if you wanna be the greatest of all time, you do need to be able to call Drake Siri text drink.

  • I don't see a drink of context.

  • If you wanna be considered the greatest of all time, you gotta have great taste in music.

  • So, Trevor, we need a perfect playlist for this event that we're about to read off.

  • And if you are the greatest of all time, you know the best songs.

  • I know a lot of great songs and music.

  • This is the perfect playlist for the Bachelor party.

  • For your friend, bro.

  • Who's marrying the wrong woman?

  • Start off strong.

  • We're going.

  • Don't stop believing don't stop.

  • E can't sing anymore for legal reasons for legal reasons.

  • Right.

  • But this motivational because then yeah, we should shotgun some beers to this song, and then we're like, Yeah, I know, but don't stop believing that, like, there's more love out there.

  • Yeah, maybe start believing that you should leave her.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • And then I'm gonna go straight to probably some early on 2015 future because that always make a man want to cheat.

  • Hearing that after don't stop believing is a deadly combo Because you're stopping believing and you're starting achieving e like that.

  • You did the right thing.

  • I do like that.

  • You know what?

  • 100,000 points for running.

  • You know what we're doing, Maxine Nightingale way started from with him being single at one point.

  • Yeah, you're feeling good.

  • You got the future reference to give you hyped up.

  • Let's take it back.

  • And then I'd finish it off for the Choctaw Slide.

  • Take it back.

  • Now y'all do cheat on her way.

  • Exactly.

  • Way exactly way.

  • If you wanna be considered the greatest of all time, you gotta have emotional debt.

  • That's what the show's about as you've seen.

  • So, Trevor, call one of your home.

  • He's telling you, love right now, here on air.

  • Yeah, it seems like it's kind of difficult for Trevor.

  • And then big.

  • What's up?

  • No, I love you.

  • Oh, you have to say, I love you.

  • Here we go.

  • You know what?

  • I am gonna call Shirley's.

  • Let's call Charlie's baby.

  • Please don't feel may A lot of rings.

  • Who a lot of rings.

  • He's probably still sleeping.

  • He's doing something, and it's not with you.

  • Yeah, there's 12:30 p.m. So it is not early.

  • Hey, drinks a lot.

  • Uhh!

  • Fuck.

  • Who should I call E?

  • That's my friend.

  • Okay.

  • Hey, man, I love you.

  • What up?

  • I love you, bro.

  • I love you, too.

  • Thanks to the hat.

  • That's me on the baby.

  • Come on, guys.

  • That's the Trevor Wallis hat.

  • That's low things.

  • Guy.

  • Give me his first job in high school.

  • I worked at his dad's nursery.

  • That sounds really showed up drunk and high on separate occasions.

  • Would you say that Trevor's the greatest of all time?

  • I would say that, um, barring Baby Jesus, but yeah, Trevor is best of all black Jesus or White Jesus, though.

  • That's an important question.

  • Alright.

  • Anyways.

  • Well, thank you so much.

  • If you wanna be considered the greatest of all time, you've got to be loved by all generations.

  • I'm talking old people and young people, you know?

  • It's like Captain Crunch.

  • Everybody loves that guy.

  • So, Trevor, we showed one of your videos to an old person.

  • My dad and a couple of babies.

  • Kids watch my stuff.

  • That's right.

  • Two young Children look at their little That doesn't seem legal.

  • How do you think old people feel about you Hate me?

  • Old people hate you.

  • Probably.

  • We'll see how my dad feels.

  • I don't know how my dad feels nothing like a nice, quiet, relaxing night of yoga on the top floor of my apartment.

  • E Dad is slightly amused.

  • Kids having a great time, E Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay, kids around the blast My dad is slightly smile.

  • That's my dad smiling with teeth it this morning.

  • Not much.

  • How about you?

  • Speechless.

  • That's how good I am.

  • Plus 500 plus 500.

  • No, you don't get negative.

  • 500.

  • See the greatest of all time.

  • Let's go.

  • Give me this literally.

  • Give me this.

  • Is this me?

  • That is just me.

  • That is not true.

  • According to them, it is.

  • Trevor, Can I tell you something?

  • You know what I thought about it and I decided you're the greatest of all time.

  • Baby, you're the greatest.

  • I know the verdict was out, but now we have established it.

  • You've got this money points.

  • Check this out.

  • How Maney is that?

  • It's enough.

  • It's enough to be crowned the greatest of all time.

  • You know, many points.

  • You have more than you.

  • I was gonna say equal, but that's fine.

  • I got you a little trophy.

  • Look at this.

  • When you're the greatest of all time, you get the greatest trophy of all time.

  • And this is it.

  • What?

  • Gonna hand that to you.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Yeah.

  • Do you like it?

  • I love it.

  • It's pretty fun, right?

  • It has another school.

  • I think you should take a picture with it.

  • Okay, take a picture, maybe put it on your instruments.

  • I'll let all my followers already know I'm the goat, that I'm still the go.

  • It's like when you go to the go ahead, just take the picture.

  • Like, you know, when you already have a driver's license, we gotta take another test.

  • That didn't happen for me.

  • Oh, well, it happened to my dad, and he's, like, 63 so there's reconfirming that you can drive.

  • So I was reconfirming that I'm the goat.

  • Okay.

  • Go and take a picture of that.

  • Do you mind actually taking the picture?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I'll take it.

  • Yeah, Cool, man.

  • Just okay.

  • Good.

  • Congrats.

  • You made it to the end.

  • You're one of 3% of YouTube viewers.

  • Anyways, You wanna watch a bunch of other videos I've done with Comedy Central?

  • Just go to the Comedy Central page and watch the fun.

  • Shit.

  • All right, So you guys there?

  • Yeah.

  • Not not not.

  • Not now, Mom.

  • No, not now.

  • It's not that mhm.

I don't watch other people's videos.

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