Name: The Best of Teddy Roosevelt - Drunk History
Uploaded: 2021-02-04T19:20:19.000Z
Duration: 18 min 51 s
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but out here with you, John and my personal chef,

I'm just a biological entity on this planet

and today I'm gonna tell you about how Teddy Roosevelt

- (beep) them if that's what they think. (laughing)

into each others bodies, (hands slapping)

and then, so, in 19, nope, (ominous music)

1894 there was this annual game between Harvard and Yale

Yale won the game and so they were so excited in their win

They were like, "Oh, my God, we won that game!

Like it was really hard to watch but we crushed them!

"Literally and figuratively, we crushed those guys!"

"I wanna go home and cry and also invent Facebook".

(laughing) And that game was sort of the catalyst

"Hey, maybe, um, football is, like, not good

because people are dying in a large sum every year?"

So, enter Teddy Roosevelt (contemplative music)

so football to Teddy was, like, what America was about

and so when they banned that game between Harvard and Yale

It's been two years, I can't live without it anymore."

Which is how I felt about sex in college.

- [Katie] So, like, Teddy Roosevelt's son,

joins the Harvard freshman football team.

His first game, the other team targeted him

and, (imitates glass breaking) nose broken, like right away,

"Football's fantastic but maybe a little bit too violent.

and, you know, in his spare time he was President

with the heads of the college football powerhouses

"Look, guys, football, pretty violent, right?

and so the head coach of Yale, Walter Camp,

who's known as the Father of American Football was like,

I made this sport and we're not gonna change it.

Like, football is football, suck it, bro."

"Well, this guy just told me to 'Suck it, bro'

so I think the meeting over, the meeting is adjourned.

and so they didn't come to any sort of agreement

"Extra, extra, read all about it, 18 deaths!"

I was gonna say "serious deaths"! (laughing)

"18 deaths and 159 fatalities (serious music)

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The Best of Teddy Roosevelt - Drunk History

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