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  • HOW ARE YOU DOING, REGGIE?

  • HOW ARE YOU, HOW ARE YOU, NOT IN A SHOW BUSINESS, YOU KNOW, EMPTY

  • CHATTER ON A TV SHOW, REALLY, LET'S LEAN INTO IT.

  • I CARE, HOW ARE YOU, SINCERELY, I WANT TO KNOW.

  • >> Reggie: WELL, NOT AS GOOD AS YOU, GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINEE.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • THAT'S REALLY, REALLY-- RUINED THE JOKE THAT WE HAD HERE.

  • >> Reggie: SO SORRY.

  • >> James: BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU SINCERELY, YOU START

  • TELLING ME AND I GO AH, WE HAVE TO JUMP INTO THE NEWS BUT THANK

  • YOU VERY MUCH, IT'S VERY KIND.

  • BUT LET'S GET INTO THE HEAD PINES.

  • PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS NOW SIGNED A RECORD 28 EXECUTIVE ORDERS IN

  • HIS FIRST TWO WEEKS IN OFFICE-- AND HE ADDRESSED THAT LARGE

  • VOLUME OF ORDERS BY SAYING THIS: >> I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR.

  • THERE IS A LOT OF TALK WITH GOOD REASONS ABOUT THE NUMBER OF

  • EXECUTIVE ORDERS THAT I HAVE SIGNED.

  • I'M NOT MAKING NEW LAWS AM I'M ELIMINATING BAD POLICY.

  • >> James: BIDEN SAID HE'S ELIMINATING BAD

  • POLICY.

  • HE ELIMINATE BAD POLICY.

  • I LOVE BAD POLICY, I SAW BAD POLICY IN MANCHESTER.

  • IN '96, THEY WERE OPENING FOR WEEZER, ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

  • WHAT A NIGHT JOE BIDEN IS NOW LIKE A SCHOOL STEP DAD, AV

  • YAITER SUNGLASS, LIKE SON I'M NOT HERE TO BE A NEW BAD, I'M

  • HERE TO ELIMINATE YOUR MOM'S LONELINESS.

  • MEANWHILE OVER ON CAPITOL HILL DEMOCRATS ARE TRYING TO PASS

  • BIDEN'S 1.9 TRILLION DOLLAR CORONAVIRUS RELIEF PLAN AND

  • BECAUSE DEMOCRATS HAVE CONTROL OF CONGRESS, THEY SAY THAT

  • THEY'RE NOT WAITING FOR REPUBLICANS TO COME ON BOARD

  • WHEN DID WE START TALKING ABOUT TRILLION, TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS

  • LIKE THAT IS JUST A TOTALLY NORMAL NUMBER.

  • WHEN DID TRILLIONS COME INTO THIS?

  • LIKE YOU KNOW WHERE IT COMES AFTER THIS, QUADRILLION.

  • THANKED IS JUST A NUMBER MADE UP BY A CHILD WHAT EVEN IS A

  • TRILLION.

  • SPELL IT OUT FOR ME, RERNLG.

  • >> A THOUSAND BILLIONS.

  • >> James: A THOUSAND BILLIONS.

  • >> LIKE BILLIONS IS LIKE MILLIONS, NOW.

  • >> James: YOU THINK A BILLION IS A MILLION.

  • >> Reggie: KINDA WE HAVE BILLIONAIRES.

  • BEFORE IT WAS OH MILLIONARE, ALL THESE MILLIONARES.

  • NOW IS LIKE BILLIONAIRES, SO WE ARE NOT QUITE AT THE

  • TRILLIONAIRES LEVEL YET.

  • >> James: WHO DO YOU THINK IN THIS ROOM WILL BE THE FIRST

  • TRILLIONAIRE.

  • >> SUSAN.

  • >> James: SUSAN, 100 PERCENT.

  • NO QUESTION.

  • NO QUESTION.

  • NO QUESTION.

  • ALL THOSE APP INVESTMENTS.

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: SECOND ROUND SNAPCHAT, FIRST ROUND PARLER

  • WHICH HAS BACK FIRED.

  • THIS IS BOLD THOUGH.

  • DEMOCRATS ARE TAKING CHARGE WHETHER REPUBLICANS LIKE IT OR

  • NOT.

  • THEY'RE BASICALLY TOM CRUISE ENFORCING COVID PROTOCOLS ON A

  • FILM SET.

  • WE WERE READING ABOUT THIS TOR SEE, IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS

  • COME ACROSS LIKE AN UNNECESSARILY SENSUAL HEADLINE,

  • RIGHT, TRUE HEADLINE.

  • DEMOCRATS WIELD THEIR MASSIVE PACKAGE AS THEY PLOW THROUGH

  • SENATE REPUBLICANS.

  • STIMULUS EVERYWHERE.

  • (LAUGHTER) I ACTUALLY SAW STIMULUS

  • EVERYWHERE IN LIVERPOOL.

  • THEY OPENED FOR WEEZER, FANTASTIC NIGHT.

  • AND DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, A WOMAN WHO WAS CHARGED IN THE

  • JANUARY RIOT AT THE CAPITOL BUILDING HAS JUST ASKED

  • PERMISSION FROM A JUDGE TO GO ON A PLANNED VACATION TO MEXICO

  • BEFORE HER TRIAL.

  • HER ARGUMENT IS THAT THE VACATION HAS BEEN PREPAID.

  • I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR HER.

  • YOU KNOW THE PHRASE DON'T DO THE CRIME IF YOU HAVE PREPAID THE

  • CONGA LINE.

  • THE RIOTER WHO OWNED A FLOWER SHOP CLAIMS THAT THE TRIP IS A

  • WORK-RELATED BONDING RETREAT FOR EMPLOYEES AND SPOUSES.

  • AND HERE IS WHERE I THINK IT BECOMES UNSUCH WHAT TYPE OF

  • FLOWER SHOP HAS A BONDING RETREAT.

  • I HAVE BEFER NN IN FLOWER SHOP WITH MORE THAN TWO EMPLOYEES,

  • YOU DON'T NEED A COMPANY RETREAT, YOU NEED TO GO TO A

  • LUNCH.

  • WE WANT TO SHOW ABOUT A NEW VACCINE UPDATE, THE VACCINE

  • DEVELOPED BY OXFORD AND ASTRAZENECA IS THE FIRST SHOT

  • THAT HAS PROVE TONE REDUCE PERSON TO PERSON TRANSMISSION

  • RATHER THAN JUST PROTECT FROM INFECTION.

  • SURE, GREAT NEWSK BRILLIANT NEW, DON'T NEED THE DETAILS.

  • JUST GET IT IN MY ARM, NOW.

  • HONESTLY, AT THIS POINT I WOULD TAKE A VACCINE MADE BY ARIZONA

  • STATE UNIVERSITY AND FUDDRUCKERS.

  • I WOULD, I WOULD, TAKE THE ARIZONA AND FUDDRUCKERS VACCINE,

  • HAVE YOU GOT ONE, YEAH, YEAH, SURE, I WILL DO IT.

  • I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I READ THIS MAINLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT

  • ASTRAZENECA WAS THAT MOVIE THAT BRAD PITT WAS IN WHEN HE GOES TO

  • SPACE.

  • >> Reggie: I DID TOO.

  • >> James: ISN'T THAT WHAT IT IS CALLED, ASTRAZENECA, YOU KNOW

  • THE ONE, A WHITE POSTER, ASTRAZENECA.

  • >> HE WENT FULL-- .

  • >> James: LOOK AT DAVE T IS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY.

  • >> I'M STILL LAUGHING AT THE ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY

  • FUDDRUCKERS VACCINE.

  • >> James: GOOD FOR YOU, DAVE.

  • (LAUGHTER) WHAT WAS IT CALLED?

  • WHAT-- .

  • >> Reggie: AD ASTRA.

  • >> James: DID YOU SEE IT.

  • >> Reggie: ADD ASTRA.

  • >> James: ADD THE ASTRA, NOW GIVE US THE ZEN BLANCA HAVE YOU

  • SEEN IT.

  • >> Reggie: I HAVEN'T.

  • >> James: IT GOT LOST IN WASH.

  • IT CAME OUT EVERYONE SAID IT WAS BAD AND ONCE UPON A TIME IN

  • HOLLYWOOD CAME OUT AND THEY SAY SEE, BRAD PITT IS AMAZING.

  • >> I THINK IT WAS GOOD BUT THE TITLE MESSED IT UP.

  • IT IS A BRAD PITT SPACE MOVIE.

  • >> James: WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE CALLED IT.

  • >> BRAD PITT SPACE MOVIE.

  • THAT WILL GET HIM IN THE SEATS.

  • >> James: CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT, REALLY CAN'T ARGUE WITH

  • THAT.

  • DID YOU SEE THIS, A WOMAN IN NEW YORK CITY IS NOW FACING BACK

  • PLASH-- BACKLASH ONLINE FOR JUMPING TO THE FRONT OF THE

  • CORONAVIRUS VACCINE LINE BY CLAIMING THAT SHE AS A SOULCYCLE

  • INSTRUCTOR IS AN EDUCATOR.

  • SHE APOLOGIZED SAYING THAT SHE WILL REFLECT ON THE MISTAKE FROM

  • NOW UNTILLED GRIND:00.

  • WHAT IS YOUR WORKOUT REGIME, GUILLERMO.

  • >> JUST SWIMMING AND DRUMMING.

  • >> James: SWIMMING AND DRUMMING.

  • >> Reggie: ALSO KNOWN AS S-WUMMING.

  • >> James: DON'T TRY THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

  • >> THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING, COULDN'T DO IT.

  • >> James: WHERE DO YOU SWIM?

  • >> THE A MY HOUSE.

  • >> Reggie: OOOH.

  • >> James: THAT IS AN INCITE.

  • I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAVE A POOL WITHIN I HAVE A SMALL SWIM SPA,

  • YES.

  • >> James: LOOK AT YOU, ROCKEFELLER.

  • >> NO, IT IS A SMALL SWIM SPA.

  • >> Reggie: SWIM SPA.

  • >> James: A SWIM SPA.

  • >> IT IS NOT A POOL T IS LIKE GOT A CURRENT AND YOU SWIM IN IT

  • CONSTANTLY.

  • >> James: IS THAT HOW YOU SWIM.

  • >> YEAH, LIKE THIS, YEAH.

  • >> James: AND HERE'S THE CRAZY STORY.

  • YOU KNOW THAT BLUE CHECK MARK THAT VERIFIES OFFICIAL ACCOUNTS

  • ON SOCIAL MEDIA, A SAN FRANCISCO-BASED ARTIST

  • REPORTEDLY FOOLED HUNDREDS OF BAY AREA RESIDENTS INTO APPLYING

  • FOR BLUE CHECK HOME TO IDENTIFY THEMSELVES AS AUTHENTIC PUBLIC

  • FIGURES IN REL LIFE.

  • THE ARTIST DID IT AS A JOKE BY UNDERESTIMATED JUST HOW TERRIBLE

  • PEOPLE ARE.

  • WHY WOULD YOU NEED SOMETHING ON YOUR PROPERTY TO SIGNAL THAT YOU

  • ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

  • THAT IS WHAT REALLY-- SWIM-- ARE FOR.

  • CAN YOU IMAGINE LIVING NEXT DOOR TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED SOMETHING

  • LIKE THIS, EVERY MORNING YOUR NEIGHBOR GREETS YOU LIKE HEY,

  • MORNING, BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.

  • AND FINALLY A FLORIDA MAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER CALLING 911 EARLY

  • IN THE MORNING REQUESTING A FREE RIDE HOME, BUT THE MOST UNUSUAL

  • PART OF THE STORY WAS THE TATTOO THAT POLICE NOTICED ON THE MAN'S

  • FOREHEAD WHEN THEY ARRIVED.

  • SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT IT.

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

  • LOOK AT THAT.

  • HE HAD A TATTOO OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA ON HIS FOR HEAD, LIKE

  • THEY SAY, THEY CAN TAKE THE MAN OUT OF FLORIDA, CAN'T TAKE THE

  • FLORIDA OUT OF THE MAN, NOT WITHOUT MULTIPLE ROUNDS OF