Name: Cary teaches you how to time travel
Uploaded: 2021-02-03T10:14:20.000Z
Duration: 2 min 45 s
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You want to learn how to time travel, I can sense it.

Adverbs of degree

Well, I've been time traveling for years, but you look too inexperienced.

Hold up! This restaurant's dessert has been poisoned, and a baby is crawling to go eat it!

Well, *sigh* a precious life is on the line, and I'll need an assistant to save it, so it's your lucky day.

First rule: Don't do anything until the clock says it's time. The clock doesn't mess around.

If you're watching this video on a computer, pressing J or L will warp you 10 seconds backward or forward in time.

Oh, god! Since when did this baby know how to run?!

Anyway, if you're instead watching on your phone, sorry, this effect isn't gonna work.

Come back when you have access to a computer.

The baby's getting close, so we need to act now!

I'm gonna time-freeze the baby, and you will warp forward the cake's age.

Well, inexplicable rift in space time happening in three, two, one...

Whoa! Baby doesn't want to chow down on the now rotten, smelly cake?

I think you've learned enough, I'll leave this one up to you.

Perfect! He's 22 and is enjoying the booze!

Crap! Now the baby's 50 too old to party,

'Tis the fate of a time traveler to witness every youngster die of old age.

Never become attached to the children you assist.

But there one last skill I wanna teach you:

hopefully nobody sees this too, i once drank water out of a jar that had been collecting dust for 3 months, and puked after.

I'm gonna get some coffee, please ignore everything my animatronic clone says.

Thanks for ignoring the clone, one final command.

It's gonna be hard to top that flawless run.

Out of hundreds of my students, nobody has performed overlapped timelines as well as you just did.

Oh, and one last lesson, press J every time you see this red dot hit the wall.

Repeat that until you reach the beginning.

Thanks for watching! - Caption by Christina Hamilton (also helped with grammar), Davi12345 (sorry, i just continued your captions), Xander (spelling & minor edits)

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Cary teaches you how to time travel

access

progress

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booze