(laughing)

- [Woman] Get over here.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

- [Man] Come here Vanya.

- [Woman] Come on.

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

- Vanya. ♪ Is there any way that tacos ♪

♪ Gonna cause the end of the world? ♪

♪ What would possess me to adopt ♪

♪ Seven ill-mannered malcontents? ♪

♪ We all have special abilities ♪

♪ Special? In what sense? ♪

♪ Call me old-fashioned ♪

♪ But I'm a stickler for evidence ♪

♪ You fancy yourself a do-gooder? ♪

♪ Who will save us from our descent? ♪

(knife swooshes through air)

(gentle music)

- What are you writing?

- You are zero for two, young man.

(air swooshes)

- Stop.

- Now, that is interesting.

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

- Vanya. ♪ Is there any way that tacos ♪

♪ Gonna cause the end of the world? ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ There's only one way to find out, right? ♪

♪ How do you guys deal with this? ♪

♪ Well, I get really, really high ♪

♪ We have until Monday ♪

♪ Oh my God ♪

♪ All of you knew? ♪

♪ Why am I always the last? ♪

♪ I think we all know what we have to do ♪

- Kill Dad. - Find Dad.

(bells jingle)

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ Now bring us some John Kennedy ♪

♪ Now bring us some John Kennedy ♪

♪ Now bring us some John Kennedy ♪

♪ And bring him on the grassy knoll ♪

♪ I have a little ditty I'm working on ♪

♪ There once was a young buck from Dallas ♪

♪ Watch your mouth ♪

♪ Watch your mouth ♪

♪ Who sported a miniature phallus ♪

♪ Tell you what, if you're so cocky ♪

♪ Let's say we up the stakes? ♪

♪ Throw in that sissy-ass gold necklace ♪

♪ He's bluffing by the way ♪

(necklace clanks on table)

- Let me see it.

Full house.

- Oh, well, that's not nothing.

Fair is fair, you win.

Then, I gotta be on my way.

- You got sticky fingers.

And crazy IBS, I mean, it's a miracle

I'm sitting down. (fist whacks man in face)

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

♪ I could really go for some tacos ♪

- Vanya. ♪ Is there any way that tacos ♪

♪ Gonna cause the end of the world? ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ We wish you a Merry Klausmas ♪

♪ And a Happy New Year ♪

(man laughs)

- I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?

(gentle music)

- [Group] Please share this stupid song.

(gentle music)