Name: Johnson & Johnson’s New COVID-19 Vaccine | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2021-01-30T19:00:05.000Z
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Earlier today, Johnson and Johnson announced its single shot Covic vaccine has completed its global trial and will soon be available.

Johnson and Johnson said there vaccine was proven to be 66% effective.

Pretty much the d student of the vaccine world.

Not failing, but we would really like to bump that average up to a C plus by next semester.

Yet the Johnson Johnson vaccine showed up late, and I got a 66%.

If you're worried about the results, keep in mind.

Hot pockets were just recalled for being 66% glass and Americans Still a thing.

But Johnson and Johnson vaccine is still considered effective, and it does have some good things going for it.

It's one shot not to, and then also does not need to be kept in those near freezing temperatures like the other two.

Yep, unlike those Pfizer and Madonna vaccines.

You gotta wine and dine the Johnson and Johnson.

One will hook up with you in the back alley.

That Johnson and Johnson vaccine is the only one that promises no tears if it gets in your eyes.

Meanwhile, as the virus continues to surge and new variants arise, experts are encouraging double masking for increased protection against Cove.

It not exactly the big medical breakthrough I was hoping for 11 months in someone like two masks.

Oh, and if you wear those flimsy blue ones that come in packs of 50 they suggest you were all 50.

In a brief statement, he said, Z, you know, they're not all winners, folks.

You know, you gotta try him and have to be happy.

Health experts are saying that as cove it keeps involving one of the best things people can do is where a double face mask.

It's important to follow these guidelines.

So just to get everyone on board Hey, it's almost February, almost Valentine's Day.

So if you wanna show that special someone, you really care.

Well, it doesn't get much hotter than wearing to face masks at the same time, because sliding into the DMS will make those glasses fog right up.

Put some chapstick on before your double that my e thought this February Let the world know you take protection.

I read that former Vice President Mike Pence has been spotted on vacation in the Virgin Islands.

Of course, he's vacations in the Virgin Islands.

It's like the head alien returning to the mothership.

Enjoying a glass of skim milk with a little umbrella in it.

Pence might have spent too much time in the sun.

There some business news yesterday, General Motors made a pretty important announcement.

General Motors plans to go all electric by the year 2035.

The automaker announcing its goal yesterday to end production of all diesel and gasoline powered cars within the next 14 years.

Yeah, I'm not surprised GM made the move, especially after their latest gas guzzler, the Escalade Pyramid.

We're hoping we'll have zero emissions in the future cars.

I read that police in Paris are being investigated for breaking Covic rules by having a party at their station and dancing the Macarena until 3 a.m. Yeah, Macarena.

I have something I'd like to say to them, but since they're so into nineties music, let me put into terms that they'll understand.

You ought to know better Dancing till 3 a.m. Unbelievable.

I wish you'd be an example and say this is how we do it.

All I want to do is run around outside, believe me.

But if you sabotage this whole thing, I'll be really upset and I don't want to be.

In the meantime, quit livin la vida loca and say u can't touch this so we can all tell co vid good Ren's.

And finally, a meteorologist in California was giving the weather report from home yesterday when she had an adorable visitor take a look.

So we're waiting for that storm to right here in Southern California.

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