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  • Well, this is interesting.

  • When the Bidens moved into the White House, they brought their two dogs with them.

  • Champ and major.

  • There they are.

  • Beautiful German shepherds.

  • Well, here's the thing.

  • When there are dogs in the White House, the Secret Service has a special canine security detail.

  • It protects the dogs.

  • Yeah, I'm curious what it's like protecting the president's dog, So I wanted to find out joining me now.

  • Canine Special Agent James Duncan.

  • Hello, Agent Duncan.

  • Hello, Mr O'Brien.

  • Now, let me get this straight.

  • Sir, you're the Secret Service agent assigned to protect Champ and Major, is that correct?

  • Yes, sir.

  • That's correct.

  • And as a matter of fact, I've got I've got Champion Major right here at my feet as we speak, sir.

  • Oh, great.

  • This is cool.

  • Can we see them?

  • Is that is that possible?

  • I'm afraid not.

  • You know, it is a security thing.

  • And also I am.

  • I'm not allowed.

  • Thio, tip the camera down towards my lap anymore.

  • On zoom.

  • Right, Right.

  • That's been People have been getting in trouble for that.

  • Yeah, let's get to the point.

  • If you're a canine security agent, what were you doing?

  • The last four years.

  • I mean, famously, the trumps did not have dogs.

  • No, sir, they did not have a dog.

  • But they did have Eric Trump, sir.

  • And I was assigned to him.

  • Alright, but Eric Trump is not a dog.

  • Nobody said Eric Trump was a dog.

  • Okay?

  • People like dogs.

  • People wanna be around dogs.

  • Dogs could learn new things.

  • But we did feel that there was enough psychological overlap between dogs and Eric that that I could work with him.

  • Okay, Well, what do you mean by that?

  • Well, Eric Trump is he's energetic.

  • He's eager to please.

  • He's ploy this Hell, I got to tell you, and he loves to chase a Frisbee, and he is capable of being a very, very good boy.

  • Oh, Okay.

  • So there.

  • I see that there's Yeah, I see.

  • Yeah, The first time I met him, he was extremely suspicious of me.

  • But a soon as he got up there and sniff my crotch way became friends.

  • And, you know, soon thereafter, he was sleeping at the foot of my bed every night.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Eric slept at the foot of your bed.

  • Yes, sir.

  • Unless I had a lady spend the night.

  • Then it was back in the crate.

  • Ah, yeah, I gotta You can't have him roaming around.

  • Actually, you know, I couldn't ask for a nicer boy if I'm being honest with you.

  • And I brought some pictures I'd like to show you if you'd like.

  • Yeah, Let's see these photos.

  • This is great.

  • Great.

  • So this is, uh this is Eric on the first warm day of spring.

  • Actually got eight nipples.

  • That's odd.

  • Yes, sir.

  • Yes, sir.

  • And he loved having his tummy erupt.

  • We loved it.

  • Here's another one I took on the fourth of July.

  • Who?

  • He looks scared.

  • The fireworks really freaked him out.

  • It's actually the only time I saw him to express his anal glands.

  • Okay, we don't need to hear everything.

  • You could have skipped that part.

  • Okay?

  • Yes, sir.

  • Okay.

  • Well, here's a happier time.

  • This is a photo of Eric with his family.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Is that a plastic cone on his head?

  • Yes, sir.

  • He got here minutes after after playing with Steve Bannon, and, uh, we tried to put a cream on his ear, but he got rubbing it off.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, well, well, anyway, Eriks gone now and you have to really dogs to look after.

  • How is it different now?

  • It's It's very different, sir.

  • First champion Major never tried to hump my leg.

  • And, you know, Eric was always getting after it.

  • I had to use a squirt gun to get him off me.

  • Let me just check here.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Both these guys still have their testicles.

  • Very good and seen.

  • Special Agent James Duncan.

  • Thank you for spending your time and best of luck to you.

  • Thank you, sir.

  • Thank you for having me, Conan.

Well, this is interesting.

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