Name: The Best of Jenny Slate - Drunk History
Uploaded: 2021-01-29T18:10:26.000Z
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And then I've also had his balls removed.

Give me back my balls. You can't have them.

I took them away. But I have a full vagina.

Hell, today we're going to talk about the invention

of Coca-Cola, America's favorite soft drink.

So like in the 1800's, John Pemberton was trying

and most of them were just like herbal hoozy-what's,

He was just trying to make anything that would sell.

He was like I want to make a fake medicine

that made women think that they'll never be nervous

and make men think that they can be smarter.

So he decided to use a new ingredient, coca.

Th South Americans would chew it and be like,

"We have so much energy and we aren't even hungry!

"Oh, I should put this into my new potion that I'm making."

And basically he copied someone else's recipe

I put coca in there, a little of this kola in."

The kola nut released a little bit of caffeine.

"What I give you is a wine with cocaine and caffeine."

"No, nobody can have, sell alcohol because of temperance."

and he decided to just put the coca and the cola together.

But they were super bitter without the wine,

You know, he thought, oh, well people will love this.

It wasn't like he was like, I made a soda,

who was like, "Okay, well I'll help you to sell

First of all, you should change the 'k' in the kola

to a 'c', and, and, just call it what it is, Coca-Cola,

and the two c's will look really nice next to each other.

So they would just advertise Coca-Cola as a medicine

They would say, "It's invigorating, and stimulating,

using the exotic extract of the coca and kola nut

to make you super alive and ready to face your day."

They had like soda fountains and fun things.

They thought that it made them, like, invigorated

People are basically little cocaine soda.

"Me, me, me, me, me, me, me. I need more."

I wish I was alive then to drink the coke, coke, Coca-Cola.

God, I missed so much from not being in the olden times.

The next year he sold 200 gallons a month.

He's on his death bed dying of stomach cancer.

And he's like, "Out of all of the patent medicines

I've finally made a successful patent medicine."

But what he never knew was that he actually made

the most successful drink that humans will ever drink, ever.

"God, he was so successful and he doesn't know.

They still use coca leaves in modern-day Coca-Cola,

they still use the leaves and they took the cocaine out

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