Hello?

Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob.

Ah! Hold on, buddy. I'll get you out!

SpongeBob? SpongeBob?

- Patrick... - SpongeBob!

- SpongeBob! - Patrick, I'm right behind you.

There you are!

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Happy Valentine's Day!

- Here's your present. - And I have a present for you.

- You do? - It's the greatest...

The bestest...

The most fantabulous...

Present ever! But you can't have it yet.

- Why not? - 'Cause it's not ready yet.

- Is it ready now? - Do you wanna ruin the surprise?

Yes! You gotta tell me!

No can do. You'll just have to wait.

Please, please, please, please! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!

Please!

OK, Patrick.

Here we are.

You got me a carnival?

Mine, mine, mine!

Alright, everybody out!

- This is my carnival! - It's not the carnival.

- Oh... - Here.

- Why don't you take this quarter and-- - Oh my gosh, a quarter!

- I've always wanted a quarter! - It's not the quarter.

Oh...

I'm ready for the greatest Valentine's present in the whole world now, SpongeBob.

Well, this is where you're gonna get it.

I hope...

Just keep looking out there, pal.

Patrick, you know how sometimes you plan something special,

- and things just don't work out? - No.

Holy Mackerel, is it hot up here or what?

Patrick! Here it is!

What's that?

A handshake, a friendly handshake.

A handshake?

That's the big gift?

You got me a handshake?

Happy Valentine's Day!

I've been thinking...

At first a handshake doesn't seem like much but,

- really it's the thought that counts. - Hey, SpongeBob!

I just wanted to thank you for this box of chocolates.

No problem, Fran.

I mean, even though I was expecting more...

Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day.

You too, Dave.

And not that it matters that we've been friends for so long...

Hey SpongeBob, thanks for the bike.

Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning.

So, as I was saying...

Excuse me. Do you guys have the time?

Ah! Patrick needs love too!

I defy you, heart man!

Attention everyone, there's a chubby pink starfish on the loose.

Give me SpongeBob!

You broke my heart.

Now I'm gonna break something of yours!

OK Patrick, I know I deserve this, but do they?

They didn't give me anything either.

Nope, it's too late for that now.

For all of you.

Yeehaw! Get along, little shellfish!

Gallop, you scallops!

Yeah, Sandy's here!

Woo! Look Patrick, it's here!

- Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick! - Yay!

Yay!

My valentine!

Hey, is this solid chocolate?

Patrick, no!

oh SpongeBob, you didn't have to get me anything.