Name: Returning To Norms: Biden Rips Putin In Tough Phone Call, Immediately Releases Details
Uploaded: 2021-01-28T20:35:06.000Z
Duration: 13 min 55 s
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BRINGING YOU THE SHOW TONIGHT FROM THE DIAROMA, THAT WE'RE

SUBMITTING FOR OUR EIGHTH GRADE SCIENCE PROJECT.

WHEN WE FINALLY GET OUT OF THIS PANDEMIC, THERE WILL BE SOME

PHRASES I NEVER REALLY WANT TO HEAR AGAIN.

LIKE "SOCIAL DISTANCING" OR "GRIM MILESTONE" OR "ZOOM HAPPY

BUT WE'RE STILL A LONG WAY FROM TUNNELING UP TO THE SUNSHINE,

BECAUSE YESTERDAY, THE GLOBAL TALLY OF CONFIRMED CORONAVIRUS

CASES PASSED 100 MILLION, WITH ALMOST A QUARTER OCCURRING IN

WELL, HE DID DELIVER ON THAT "AMERICA FIRST" THING.

WE JUST SHOULD HAVE ASKED WHAT CATEGORY IT WAS IN.

OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION AND 25% OF THE CASES BECAUSE THE

PREVIOUS DOOFUS-IN-CHIEF CALLED CONCERNS OVER THE VIRUS A HOAX,

PROMOTED QUACK CURES, AND MOCKED PEOPLE FOR WEARING MASKS.

IT WAS THE WORST PUBLIC HEALTH MESSAGE SINCE THE 1929s:

PRESIDENT HOOVER SAYS, "DON'T BE AFRAID OF SYPHILIS, PARD'NER!

HOOVER, FAR MORE SEX-POSITIVE THAN I REMEMBER!

BUT THERE'S A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN, AND I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON

HIS PLANS IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF "CATCH A THIRD WAVE:

♪ DON'T WEAR YOUR MASK ♪ DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS

♪ DON'T AWARE YOUR MASK DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS

>> Stephen: I WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH OF TONIGHT'S BUDGET WENT

INTO CONSTRUCTING THIS CATAPULT AND THEM SEND THAT MAN A BOX OF

YESTERDAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED A DRAMATIC CHANGE TO

THE MOST EXCITING NEWS: THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS BUYING

ENOUGH ADDITIONAL DOSES TO VACCINATE 300 MILLION AMERICANS

SO NEXT HALLOWEEN, THE HOT COSTUME IS GOING TO BE SEXY

THEY'RE SEXY, BECAUSE THEY CAN SHAKE HANDS.

BIDEN ALSO PROMISED STATES THAT THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF VACCINE

THEY'RE GETTING WILL RISE FROM 8.6 MILLION TO AT LEAST 10

THAT MEANS FEBRUARY 2nd, NEXT WEEK, GROUNDHOG'S DAY,

PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL WILL COME OUT OF HIS BURROW AND GET

NOW HE CAN BE WITHIN SIX FEET OF HIS SHADOW.

GETTING MORE VACCINES IS GREAT, BUT WE REALLY NEED TO RE-EXAMINE

THE WAY WE GIVE THEM OUT, ESPECIALLY IN PHILADELPHIA,

WHERE THEY MADE THE OOPS-A-DAISY OF LETTING COLLEGE KIDS

DISTRIBUTE VACCINES, AND THE RESULT WAS A DISASTER.

THE ONLY THING COLLEGE KIDS ARE GOOD AT DISTRIBUTING ARE

ULTIMATE FRISBEE SIGN-UP SHEETS AND H.P.V.

APPARENTLY, THE CITY CONTRACTED OUT THEIR VACCINE OVERSIGHT TO A

STARTUP CALLED "PHILLY FIGHTING COVID," RUN BY A 22-YEAR-OLD

C.E.O., WHOSE RESUME INCLUDED TEACHING A HIGH SCHOOL FILM

CLASS, PRODUCING VIDEOS OF PEOPLE LONGBOARDING, AND

SO HE'S NOT QUALIFIED TO MANAGE HEALTHCARE, BUT HE IS QUALIFIED

LOCAL SENIORS WERE LEFT IN TEARS AFTER FINDING THAT APPOINTMENTS

NOW, THIS MIGHT AFFECT THESE KIDS' CAREER PROSPECTS.

EXPERIENCE,' IT SAYS 'COMPLETE AND MAKING THE ELDERLY CRY.

WELCOME TO FACEBOOK!" THAT WASN'T THE ONLY PROBLEM.

WHILE THEY WERE WORKING ON VACCINE SIGN-UPS, THE GROUP

SWITCHED TO A FOR-PROFIT MODEL AND ADDED A PRIVACY POLICY,

ALLOWING IT TO SELL USERS' PERSONAL DATA.

OKAY, BUT THEIR USE IRS ARE ALMOST ALL ELDERLY!

WHO'S LOOKING BUY THAT USER DATA, BIG BUTTERSCOTCH?

THE SHADOWY GLOBAL CARTEL THAT CONTROLS WALK-IN BATHTUBS?

I WANT A WALK-IN BATH TUB, THE BY THE WAY.

NOT ONLY WAS THIS STARTUP A MAJOR DISASTER, THE C.E.O. SUCKS

MAJOR, BECAUSE, REPORTEDLY, HE PERSONALLY POCKETED VACCINE

NOW, WE ALL KNOW THEY NEED TO BE KEPT AT 90 BELOW ZERO.

BUT I'M SURE THEY WERE SAFELY TRANSPORTED BETWEEN TWO ICE-COLD

NOW, FOLKS, WE'VE GOT A NEW PRESIDENT, AND ONE OF HIS

BIGGEST JOBS IS CLEANING UP THE LAST ONE'S MESSES.

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