There's no law about that.

I love being a woman.

Probably generated always look like that.

She used to look like this.

A nice, normal girl on what she's done is convinced other nice, normal girls that she made her face go from this to this via a lipstick that only she says just to let you in on something.

I'm wearing that lipstick right now.

No one told me that I was gonna grow a beard.

No one told me.

I found out that I had one on my second date with my boyfriend.

He said very politely, You've got a just that Ah, hair e thought Well, this is a second date.

This could be very embarrassing, but I decided I would style it out.

You know, be the strong, confident woman he met.

So I leaned into him and I went, Go on, babe, get it.

And he said, Which one ast women.

We never do anything wrong.

Do the ladies e Well, they love me.

E never do nothing wrong Eyes.

What we do is psychological trauma but it z not illegal.

It is totally undetectable.

I sold £42,000.

Where for tickets.

Last year.

I made minus £3500 I.

But the main reason is is because if you'll see that's a 6.4 wind sequence sign with my name on it that now lives at the end of my bed, which my boyfriend is thrilled about.

I could tell you that's my boyfriend.

There, in a more suit dresses a hot air balloon.

Hey was free on The reason it was expensive is because that's a gay on a piano.

And you know what?

Gays are expensive because they know they're worth.

I've realized that when you take yourself seriously, you need to like research things to do with yourself and I'm fat.

It's fine.

I went onto the Internet and I started to write fat acceptance, but actually they've changed that word.

It's now called Body Positivity, so we let the skinny girls get involved.

Welcome thing.

Have you seen these eyebrows on these kids?

Of course you have.

You got Google ER, if you could just find them things is what the girls want their eyebrows to look like, but unfortunately, this is what they actually know.

I don't run.

I don't even running my own nightmares.

I'm being chased by a man with a knife getting stabbed in every single one of my dreams.

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A feminist all the time to get that stuff mainly.

But sometimes I'm not one when it's my turn to go with shops in the rain.

I'm not a feminist.

Then he's like, Got the shops, It's your turn and I'm like me but I'm just a little dainty ballet lady.

Everyone loves us.

Yeah, Wow!

Used to remember what it's like everywhere.

Late nineties.

Everyone loved him.

If you wanted to sell a product, you you know, you just strap like soft porn or the idea of someone.

Men might get laid now by it, but it's all different now.

Things have changed.

It's all about inspirational porn.

If you strap a good deed to a product, people will buy it like this bottle, right?

I bought it so I wouldn't buy plastic bottles, but I keep forgetting it, and I bought seven.

I'm not sure if that's what they want.

Paris Hilton appointed Kim Kardashians air stylists But as we can see by the clothes that Paris Hilton was wearing back then, I don't think a lot of styling was going on.

I think they were probably doing much more than styling here.

They are doing much more than styling on all this time I've been doing comedy.

I thought What I've been doing, like the position on stage I've been doing and was the best one thing.

One walking up and down, looking a bit confident, showing numerous every now and again to show vulnerability.

E O.

I thought it was this, you know, But apparently as a feminist in 2019, that's the wrong position to take his.

According to Beyonce, when I went to see her show, I should have done the entire show so far Thistles, a photo shoot where they got all these actresses that are older and stuff.

And they made them all where, like, black turtlenecks, they look great.

But what I love about this is they all got the memo.

Aled, these ladies, right?

But then when Helen Mirren got the memo, she said, This is a faras I'm going on.

We're taking down the bad men, aren't we?

girls?

Yes.

Lows of men that I fucked up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Who does?

China is actually the accent with China.

They say it's us women to rile us all up.

But it's not us.

It's not even white guys.

It's just China.

Women are funny.

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

She's seen you naked.

Uh, I don't like you.

Come back.

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

This is me at my most invited.

Thank you and good night.