here at "The Tonight Show."

♪ Harder, better, faster, stronger ♪

Which is why we asked viewers at home

to send in any suggestions that they have

just to get some feedback about what you guys think of the show,

things you'd like to see us do, that kind of stuff.

So tonight, let's look inside the audience suggestion box.

-♪ Look into the box, the suggestion box ♪

-Here we go here. This first one is from Owen Sheckart.

"Hey, Jimmy, I like watching 'The Bachelor,'

but some parts of it are too emotional for me.

You should fix that."

Well, we always take our suggestions seriously here.

So here's an emotionally intense scene from "The Bachelor"

re-voiced with the least emotional person we know, Siri.

Take a look.

-I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.

Thank you. I accept your apology,

but I think that we have very different realities

of what occurred. Regardless of what happened --

Well, if it didn't happen, why are you apologizing?

Matt had mentioned

that you think I'm toxic and manipulative.

I do think you're those things.

I don't want to continue fighting.

I'm not trying to fight, either,

but I think that, like, we are like oil and vinegar.

-Wow. [ Laughs ]

[ Applause ]

I'd watch a whole episode of that, man. I like that.

Let's get to another suggestion here.

This is from Liza Geller.

"Hey, Jimmy. You're always asking guests questions.

You should try asking the camera a question."

Try asking the camera a question?

That's a great idea. I guess I can give it a shot.

Okay, Camera, do you work at "The Tonight Show"?

Oh.

Do you like working at the show?

Can you tell us your favorite person in the studio?

Come on, Camera.

Show us your favorite person in the studio.

We all want to know.

Tha--

Wait, what?

Wait, what --

What the hell? -Come on!

-What the -- -Do this!

-Who let this guy in here?

-Eat [bleep] [bleep]

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

That guy's a menace. That guy's a menace right there.

-Nice [bleep] studio!

[Bleep] hole!

[ Laughter, applause ]

At least he's wearing a mask.

Alright. This next one here is from Michelle Pirozi.

"Hey, Jimmy. I love 'Bridgerton.'"

Me, too. "It has such a good theme song,

but I wish it had lyrics. Could you add some?"

That's a great idea.

Tariq, Quest, you guys want to take this one?

-You got it.

-Sure.

[ "Bridgerton" theme song playing ]

-♪ Old timey people with cool sideburns ♪

-♪ Who like to dance ♪

-♪ Old timey people wearing wigs ♪

-♪ And fancy pants ♪

-♪ They're riding horses now ♪

-♪ And drinking tea ♪

-♪ They're also eating crumpets ♪

-♪ Everyone is British ♪

-♪ Old timey people with cool sideburns ♪

-♪ And fancy pants ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Neither of you have ever seen the show, have you?

-Not at all.

-Nay.

-Let's get another suggestion here.

Oh, this one is from Vivian Zelter.

"Hey, Jimmy, you should advertise more products

on the show."

That's an interesting suggestion but it just doesn't feel right

to do an ad in the middle of the show.

I mean, just thinking about it leaves a bad taste in my mouth,

unlike...Paul Leonard's Edible Calculators,

the first nonfunctional, fully digestible calculators.

I just crunched the numbers, and...they're delicious.

Now with even less mercury!

♪♪

[ Applause ]

Okay. We're down to our last suggestion here.

It is from Matt Gilberg. "Hey, Jimmy.

I know there are a lot of shows that film in New York City.

So I was wondering, do you ever visit any of the other shows?"

Well, it's funny you ask that, because I do.

It's all thanks to my TV portal.

Yeah.

The TV portal can put me...

[ Whoosh ]

...in any other New York show.

Let me show you.

-We have a great show for you guys.

I'm really excited!

Oh! Jimmy. You okay?

-[ Weakly ] Hi, Drew. -Okay.

-Oh, God.

-Well, that's all the time we have

for "Audience Suggestion Box."

Stick around, everyone,

and we'll be right back with more "Tonight Show."

[ Cheers and applause ]

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