THERE IS A CHANCE, A CHANCE, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO THE ENTIRE

OPENING OF THE SHOW WITHOUT MENTIONING YOU YOU KNOW WHO, YOU

KNOW "WHAT'S HIS NAME."

YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT THE.

GUY, THE GUY BIDEN REPLACED.

WE MIGHT GET THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING.

WE HAVE BEEN DREEPING OF THIS DAY, RIGHT, GUYS.

>> Reggie: REALLY.

>> James: ST A REAL CHANCE YEAH.

HOW YOU DOING?

>> Reggie: I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU.

>> James: I'M GOOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHAT IS THE NEWS.

YOU LOOK VERY CONTENT WITHIN YOURSELF THERE.

>> Reggie: YEAH, I FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT, YOU KNOW, MAKING

SOME GOOD DECISIONS IN LIFE.

>> James: ARE YOU?

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: WHAT, WHERE ARE WE AT?

WHAT IS THE DECISION?

>> Reggie: WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M STARTING TO REALLY TAKE STRENGTH

TRAINING MORE SERIOUSLY, DIET MORE SERIOUSLY.

I GOT THE COVID-19-- I DIDN'T GET COVID-19 BUT I GAINED 19

POUNDS.

>> James: OH, YOU GAINED 19 POUNDS.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: I'M DOWN.

I'M DOWN 14 POUNDS.

>> Reggie: OH MAN.

>> James: I'VE LOST 14 POUNDS SINCE JANUARY 2-7BD.

>> Reggie: THAT'S AMAZING, MAN.

>> James: DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.

WE HAVE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE.

RIGHT.

SHOULD WE DO IT?

SHOULD WE SEE IF WE CAN GET TO THE HEADLINES.

LET'S JUMP IN.

ON CAPITOL HILL, KEY CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS HAVE

JUST INTRODUCED A BILL THAT WOULD RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO

$15 AN HOUR.

IT CALLS FOR GRADUALLY INCREASING THE RATE UNTIL IT

HITS $15 IN 2025.

WHICH IS INCREDIBLE NEWS-- FOR PEOPLE IN THE YEAR 2025.

BUT THIS IS BIG.

THERE HASN'T BEEN AN INCREASE IN THE MINIMUM WAGE SINCE 2009.

TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS, IT WAS THE SAME

YEAR THAT RICHARD GERE'S MOVIE, "HACHI: A DOG'S TALE" WAS IN

THEATERS.

PROBABLY NOT THE BEST EXAMPLE, SEEING AS HOW RICHARD GERE HAS

LOOKED THE SAME AGE FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS.

SERIOUSLY, THIS IS HIM IN 1999.

MEAN WHILE PRESIDENT BLIEDEN CONTINUES TO GO ON AN

UNPRECEDENTED TEAR SIGNING EXECUTIVE ACTION AFTER EXECUTIVE

ACTION.

HERE HE IS JUST TODAY.

IN ONE WEEK, HE'S SIGNED A RECORD 37 EXECUTIVE ACTIONS.

HE'S 7 WILL YEARS OLD, AT HIS AGE SIGNING 37 EXECUTIVE ORDERS,

THAT COUNTS AS CARDIO.

HERE SHOW BUSY AND FOCUSED BIDEN HAS BEEN.

HE HASN'T EVEN STOPPED ONCE.

TO GO OFF ON AN TANGENT ABOUT HOW THERE AREN'T MILKMEN ANY

SORRY, MILK PEOPLE.

DO YOU MISS A MILKMAN, DO ANY OF THEM EXIST?

DO ANY EXIST ANY MORE?

>> I THINK THEY WERE GONE LIKE 20 YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN.

>> James: NO, THEY WEREN'T.

>> I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE.

>> IN AMERICA.

>> James: NO.

>> IT IS NOT A THING.

>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

>> A LOT OF THINGS HAPPEN OVER HERE.

>> James: THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.

YOU HAD A MILKMAN, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> James: NO ONE HERE HAD A MILK PERSON?

THAT'S A REAL SHAME.

YOU HAVE REALLY MISSED OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL DO FOR NEXT YEAR'S CHRISTMAS GIFT, I WILL

GET EVERYONE A MILK PERSON.

>> I'M DOWN.

>> James: FOR ONE DAY, DROP OFF TWO BOTTLES OF COLD MILK.

LIKE THIS IS WEIRD.

SETH MEYERS BOUGHT HIS TEAM A-- -- I GO YEAH, BUT, GOOD FOR

A DAY AND A HALF THAT MILK.

HERE'S SOME MORE NEWS ON THE COVID FRONT.

OVER 1 MILLION RESIDENTS OF BEIJING HAVE BEEN GETTING TESTED

FOR CORONAVIRUS IN A NEW WAY THAT IS FAR NOR ACCURATE.

WHICH IS WONDERFUL, BUT HEAR IS THE THING, THE NEW TEST IS

ADMINISTERED BY ANNAL SWAB THIS IS WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY

SAID THE PANDEMIC WAS FINALLY STARTING TO TURN AROUND.

I WILL SAY, IT IS GOING TO REALLY COMPLICATE THOSE DRIVE

THRU TESTING SITES, ISN'T IT?

>> IS IT?

>> REALLY, OKAY, JUST COME HERE.

>> REALLY, OKAY, JUST COME HERE.

WE ACTUALLY WANTED TO TEST PEOPLE THAT WAY HERE AT

TELEVISION CITY-- BUT CBS POO-POOED THE IDEA.

(RIM SHOT) WE ARE HE BACK GUYS, WE'RE BACK.

YEAH, I KNOW THAT LAST JOKE WASN'T GOOD, BUT HEY, REG, STILL

IT WASN'T.

CBS POOH POOHED IT BUT LACK AT IT THIS WAY.

STILL HAVEN'T MENTIONED HIM.

>> YEAH.

>> NO VALD MORTGAGE-- VOLDEMORT.

HERE'S A NEW STUDY WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT.

ACCORDING TO RESEARCHERS, AFTERNOON NAPS ARE LINKED TO

BETTER MENTAL AGILITY.

EXPERTS SAY AFTERNOON NAPS CAN HELP US REST OUR BRAINS AND

CLEAR OUT OUR JUMBLE OF DAILY THOUGHTS.

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, REG, I FEEL LIKE YOU ALREADY KNEW THIS.

>> Reggie: OH YEAH.

>> James: ARE YOU A KING OF A NAP.

>> Reggie: CAN I NAP ANY TIME, ANY PLACE.

>> James: YEAH, I THINK WE ARE THE SAME I COULD SLEEP NAY

WHEELBARROW.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: ARE YOU IN THAT.

>> I WISH I WAS, I DON'T FALL ASLEEP.

>> James: REALLY.

WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO SLEEP.

>> MIDNIGHT.

>> James: OKAY AM GUILLERMO, WHAT TIME DO YOU HIT THE SACK,

WHEN IS IT LIGHTS OUT.

>> SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 12 AND 2.

>> James: REALLY.

>> YEAH.

>> James: UNLESS ARE YOU SINGLE, NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS

BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 4:00.

NO ONE HAS EVER DRAWN MONEY OUT OF AN ATM AT 3 A.M. FOR A GOOD

REASON.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> James: NO YOU DISAGREE?

ALL CAN I SEE IS PETE GOING, HMMMM.

BE HONEST, PEETD, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN HOW DRUNK ARE YOU

RIGHT NOW?

THREE?

A SOLID THREE.

ABOUT REGULAR.

THAT VEG.

ACCORDING TO EXPERTS, THE BEST NAP TO IMPROVE MENTAL AGILITY IS

TEN TO 30 MINUTES, TAKEN BETWEEN 1:00 AND 3:00 P.M.

AND YOU'LL NEED THAT MENTAL AGILITY TO THINK OF AN EXCUSE

WHEN YOUR BOSS ASKS WHY YOU'RE ASLEEP AT WORK.

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, IF YOU GET A NAP IN, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO STAY

UP LATE ENOUGH TO ENJOY... THIS.

WHATEVER THIS IS.

FINALLY FACEBOOK A POLT GIEZED AFTER THEY MISTAKENLY TAGGED

POINTS OF A LANDMARK IN DEVON MI PLOWT, THE NAME OF THE LANDMARK

IS PLYMOUTH HOE, HOE NO THEY DIDN'T.

YOU GET IT RIGHT, HOE NO THEY DIDN'T.

THAT WAS THE JOKE, I SAID HOE NO THEY DIDN'T.

CUZ YOU KNOW NORMALLY YOU SAY OH NO THEY DIDN'T.

BUT IT IS CALLED PLYMOUTH HOE, SO I WAS SAYING HOE NO THEY

DIDN'T.

>> GOOD JOB.

>> James: YOU KNOW?

>> STILL HAVEN'T MENTIONED HIM.

FACEBOOK PRACTICINGED THE NAME FOR BEING OFFENSIVE BUT PLYMOUTH

HOE ISN'T THE ONLY PLACE THEY FLAGGED.

THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO "YOUR MOM, WISCONSIN"

(LAUGHTER) BECAUSE HOE AND OH, GUYS, WE DID

IT, THAT'S THE MONO, WE DIDN'T MENTION HIM ONCE!

LOOK AT THAT.

NOT A SINGLE MENTION.