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  • - In this episode, episode five. (laughs)

  • (Jeff beat boxing) - Okay, so.

  • - It's like the beginning of every Jay-Z track.

  • (Breia laughs) Turn my mic up please.

  • I need more bass in my headphones. (laughs)

  • (producers laugh)

  • I'm into the system.

  • I've hacked into the system.

  • What a nightmare.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Hey guys, my name's Jefferson White.

  • I play Jimmy on the Paramount Network's "Yellowstone,"

  • and this is Welcome to the Yellowstone, episode five.

  • We're cruising along.

  • We're cruising along.

  • We feel so, so grateful for your support.

  • We're having such a blast doing this,

  • so thank you so much for clickin'.

  • Of all the things to click on,

  • in an ocean of things to click on,

  • the fact that you clicked on this

  • really means the world to us, so thank you so much.

  • We're having a blast doing it.

  • And no day more than today, when we're talking

  • about "Yellowstone," episode 105, "Coming Home,"

  • one of my personal favorite episodes of the season.

  • So really quick, before we get too nitty gritty,

  • let's do a very fast, five minute recap.

  • Six minutes?

  • Can we do six minutes? - No, five.

  • - Seven? - Five.

  • - Okay, I know how to negotiate.

  • Counter offer, 10.

  • - [Breia] How 'bout five?

  • - You're very powerful.

  • (both laugh)

  • You're a very powerful negotiator.

  • I really thought this would go better.

  • - No. - And you're just fully

  • shutting me down.

  • - [Breia] You can do it, I have faith.

  • - 15? - Five.

  • - Fuck.

  • - [Breia] 15 minus 10.

  • - Okay, I like that.

  • Optically that lets us both win.

  • (Breia laughs)

  • I like that a lot.

  • Okay, amazing.

  • Here we go, "Yellowstone" episode 105, "Coming Home"

  • in five minutes or less, fingers crossed.

  • Okay, so.

  • The very first thing that happens is we meet,

  • this is important.

  • We meet Taylor Sheridan's character, Travis,

  • who is a horse trainer and salesman.

  • And Taylor, it's amazing.

  • Every time I see Taylor acting, Taylor's good at everything

  • and it's infuriating.

  • Taylor wrote this episode, directed it, and is in it,

  • which is like, "C'mon man."

  • Don't do all those things better than anyone else,

  • that's fucked up.

  • Give someone else a chance.

  • Okay, so we're at the ranch where JD and Rip

  • are checking out very expensive, very fancy horses

  • when Monica and Tate show up at the ranch

  • because if you recall, at the end of episode 104,

  • Kayce got arrested.

  • So Monica and Tate show up at the ranch lookin' for help,

  • and Kayce has been arrested and is with tribal police

  • on the res, and they have recovered the bodies

  • of the kidnappers that he had killed,

  • and then surreptitiously buried,

  • and they're asking him questions about it.

  • So basically, Kayce's in trouble.

  • Finally all of his violence has caught up to him,

  • even if it was maybe justified.

  • That's a sort of thorny, ethical question

  • that were all gonna have to ask ourselves

  • as we view the show.

  • Basically, the heat's on Kayce,

  • but Jamie Dutton shows up, power move.

  • Power lawyer Jamie Dutton shows up

  • and basically gets Kayce off scot-free.

  • He is sort of, he confronts the tribal police

  • about the very sketchy they did to cover up the killing

  • at the meth house, the sort of mercy killing

  • at the meth house, by switching gun barrels

  • between Kayce and the chief of tribal police.

  • Jamie's like, "Hey man, you can't do that.

  • "Do you want me to tell everyone you did that?"

  • And that basically gets Kayce off scot-free.

  • Okay, then we find Rip at prison.

  • If you recall, at the end of 104, John Dutton,

  • once Fred got killed, John Dutton said,

  • "Hey, go get us another hand.

  • "Go to the prison and pick him up."

  • So Rip goes to prison to pick up a new ranch hand

  • and he finds, yes, your favorite and mine,

  • Ryan Bingham, Walker.

  • He says to Walker, "Hey man, you want to work

  • "for this really cool ranch, the Yellowstone?"

  • Walker says, "Yeah, I'll think,"

  • in his amazing cowboy drawl that I will not try

  • to replicate here.

  • He says, "Yeah, I think so."

  • Rip says, "Do you know what that involves?

  • "Do you know what that's gonna mean?"

  • And Walker says, "Yeah, I've heard,"

  • and very exciting.

  • Walker thinks he knows what he's signing up for.

  • We'll find out if he does.

  • And then, we got Beth.

  • Beth basically has been given the assignment

  • of destroying Dan Jenkins,

  • destroying him just inside and out,

  • and she's taken that very seriously.

  • So she walks up to Dan Jenkins and his wife,

  • who are together, and just makes things

  • very uncomfortable for them, which is classic Beth.

  • Poor Dan Jenkins.

  • Okay, then we find the wranglers doctoring cows,

  • taking care of some cows.

  • Jimmy is trying, but he's still so fucked up

  • from how badly he got beat in the last episode,

  • that he's very sore.

  • He's in a lot of pain.

  • He has a hard time participating,

  • and Lloyd comforts him

  • and sort of gives him some encouragement.

  • Okay, then JD basically pitches Kayce

  • on staying on the ranch.

  • They got Kayce out of jail, JD says, "Look, stay here,

  • "move back in, come here, live here, get Tate off the res.

  • "It's gonna be a better situation for you and your family.

  • "Come live on the ranch."

  • But Kayce is torn in half by this plan.

  • He doesn't know if he wants to do it.

  • He doesn't know where his loyalties should lie.

  • He feels very conflicted.

  • John Dutton's plan, John Dutton enlists Jamie

  • to get Mel Thompson, who's the president

  • of Montana State University, to offer Monica a job.

  • Right, a very high paying job, 70 grand a year

  • at the university as a professor of Native studies,

  • as Native American studies at Montana State.

  • That would basically get Monica and Kayce off the ranch.

  • Monica initially turns it down,

  • but it's a very, very tempting offer.

  • Okay, and then later, Beth,

  • whose mission was to destroy Dan Jenkins is now super drunk.

  • She was at the club, hanging out and drinking all day.

  • She doesn't want a ride home, or she needs a ride home.

  • So she calls up the only person, Rip's not available.

  • She calls up the only person who'll answer his phone,

  • that's Jamie, which gives us a sort of legendary scene

  • between Beth and Jamie in the SUV driving home,

  • one of my all-time favorite scenes of the show.

  • Really iconic, powerful scene.

  • Then you got Dan Jenkins and his wife at home.

  • We're sort of starting to see more of Dan Jenkins

  • and his life outside of just his sort of

  • constant antagonism of John Dutton.

  • We're sort of starting to understand

  • that he's a complicated guy, who's trying to navigate

  • a difficult home life with his professional ambitions,

  • as we all are, to be honest.

  • How we doing here?

  • 22 seconds, I think we can do it.

  • Okay, so Walker's moving into the bunkhouse.

  • The cowboys are feeling him out.

  • Everybody's a little sketchy.

  • I love the little, "Huh."

  • Jimmy's pretty jazzed because suddenly

  • he's not low man anymore, in theory.

  • Walker plays the cowboys, and what he calls a happy song,

  • which is, of course, a deeply unhappy song,

  • which is just kinda melancholic and sad.

  • Beth and Jamie get back from their. (timer dings)

  • Nope, didn't happen.

  • Six minutes.

  • Beth and Jamie get home from the club.

  • JD's hanging out with Tate.

  • That's really hard for Beth for reasons

  • that we will slowly come to understand

  • over the course of the next 12 seasons.

  • Beth goes into her closet and screams with anger

  • and rage and frustration and pain,

  • and then tonight, just for one night,

  • Monica and Kayce are gonna stay in the trapper cabin

  • on the Yellowstone Ranch, just for the night.

  • John Dutton manages to get them

  • to stay out there on the ranch for one night.

  • But they're talking about Tate.

  • Monica and Kayce are talking about Tate.

  • They're processing what the best thing for Tate is,

  • but there's still a lot of conflict there between them.

  • Kayce sort of storms off, classic Kayce.

  • Monica steps out of the cabin to try to find him

  • and sees the ceremony wherein Walker is branded

  • by the branded men.

  • So Monica is sort of confronted with exactly what it means

  • to live on the Yellowstone, exactly what it means

  • to be a part of this sort of family.

  • She's confronted with this sort of violence of that,

  • which is a major inner conflict for her.

  • - [Breia] I think you did it.

  • - I think I did it.

  • That timer went off, but I had accidentally set it

  • for four minutes.

  • - [Breia] (chuckles) I see, I see.

  • - It was a mistake that I made.

  • - [Breia] Yeah, I get that.

  • - Hell of an episode.

  • - [Breia] Nicely done.

  • - Hell of an episode.

  • Let's talk about some specific fun things from this episode.

  • So, episode MVP.

  • Episode MVP, or I won't even, check it out.

  • I don't even need to say it.

  • A sort of cool announcer voice will say it.

  • Ready?

  • (text thuds)

  • They use the magic of editing

  • to put a voiceover as I do that.

  • (text thuds)

  • Awesome.

  • So episode MVP for this episode, it's gotta be Walker.

  • It's gotta be Ryan Bingham.

  • It's the first episode that we meet him.

  • He plays that fucking song in the bunkhouse,

  • which is just heartbreaking.

  • It was the first time that I had ever

  • sort of seen Ryan perform live.

  • I loved his music, but it was the first time

  • I'd been in the same room as him as he played.

  • That guy is incredible.

  • That's the episode MVP.

  • My grandma's favorite line of the episode.

  • Use the editing to put that being said over me

  • just looking cool at the camera.

  • Ready?

  • (text thuds)

  • Awesome, did you do it?

  • - [Breia] It's done.

  • - It said it.

  • - It's done. - Very cool.

  • My grandma's favorite line in this episode,

  • my grandma loves all the profanity on the show.

  • She's always texting me saying, "Hey, could you get them

  • "to try to swear more?

  • "Could you just encourage them to try to swear

  • "just a little bit more?"

  • So my grandma's favorite line in this episode

  • is when Jamie says to Beth, "Fucking asshole."

  • My grandma's favorite line, she loves it.

  • She loves it when they swear.

  • That's her thing.

  • She's a cool grandma.

  • Okay, some fun Easter eggs (text dings)

  • from this episode, Easter eggs.

  • So Taylor Sheridan in the first scene,

  • who plays Travis, that guy wrote and directed

  • every episode of season one, and he's in it.

  • That's a Herculean task.

  • Taylor is one of the best writers I've ever worked with,

  • one of the best directors I've ever worked with,

  • and one of the best actors I've ever worked with

  • all at the same time, which is just a staggering feat.

  • It's incredible, and watching him act is so fun

  • 'cause he's an incredible actor.

  • He's such a good actor, and I feel like I learn so much

  • from watching him act here,

  • and Tom Foran's in that first scene.

  • Tom Foran is an incredible horse trainer as well.

  • Okay, and then one more Easter egg for this episode.

  • When Beth gets out of the club and she's drunk,

  • the valet at the club

  • who wants to take her keys is Eric Beck.

  • And Eric is also an incredible writer

  • who worked in the writer's room on the first two seasons

  • of the show and wrote episode 209, later next season,

  • which is one of my all-time favorite episodes.

  • Eric Beck is an incredibly talented writer,

  • and he plays that valet, and he's very funny doing that too.

  • Fuck, everybody's so good at so many things,

  • and I can barely do this thing.

  • - [Breia] That's not true.

  • - Oh, thanks Breia.

  • I really lofted that.

  • (Breia laughs) I was like, "And I can

  • "barely do this thing,"

  • and then you helped me.

  • Thank you for saving me when I was drowning.

  • Wow.

  • - [Breia] Speaking of, does anyone die in this episode?

  • - Oh, let's do

  • an in memoriam. (text dings)

  • Does anyone die in this episode?

  • I don't think anyone does die in this episode, wow.

  • I think there's lots of little deaths,

  • 1,000 tiny cuts, you know?

  • I think a little, Jamie and Beth, something dies there,

  • if it wasn't dead already.

  • Between Beth and, I think when Beth sees JD and Tate,

  • something in her dies if it wasn't already dead.

  • I think there's lots of tiny little deaths,

  • so pour one out for the 1,000 tiny cuts

  • that we all suffer on a daily basis,

  • as a result of the emotional trauma

  • that's caught up in our family lives.

  • There are many ways to die.

  • (Breia laughs)

  • - That sounds like a line from "Yellowstone."

  • That's a Taylor Sheridan line.

  • There are many ways for a man to die.

  • - [Breia] You should sneak that into season four.

  • - Yeah, not really a Jimmy line. (laughs)

  • Jimmy's like, "Ah, I fell off the horse.

  • "Ow, my butt."

  • There are many ways for a man to die.

  • What do you think?

  • It's a little too dignified for Jimmy.

  • Okay, Jeff's favorite guest stars.

  • Jeff's favorite guest stars. (text dings)

  • Fucking Taylor Sheridan.

  • Taylor Sheridan, that guy's an amazing actor.

  • He's so good at acting.

  • It's fucked up and unfair I would say.

  • And then, in terms of Jimmy gettin' hurt,

  • Jimmy gets hurt. (text dings)

  • This an episode where Jimmy's hurt is all on the inside.

  • You know?

  • Jimmy's still dealing with this sort of emotional pain

  • of the previous episode when he experienced

  • so much physical pain.

  • You know?

  • Jimmy gets hurt.

  • Jimmy gets hurt.

  • Okay amazing, Breia,

  • do you wanna do some Instagram questions,

  • what do you think?

  • - [Breia] Let's do it.

  • Okay, Kristan Haugen wants to know,

  • what did you want to be when you grew up?

  • - Wow.

  • I think the first thing I wanted to be when I grew up

  • was a biologist of some kind.

  • I loved animals, I do love animals.

  • But when I was a kid, I was especially obsessed with frogs.

  • They're my favorite animal.

  • They still are.

  • And I really wanted to be some kind of frog scientist.

  • If you asked a very young Jeff what he wanted to do,

  • he probably would've said

  • something to the effect of frog doctor.

  • (Breia laughs) Or frog scientist.

  • - [Breia] Mark Egnew wants to know,

  • how has life been since you started filming "Yellowstone"?

  • How has it changed?

  • - My life has changed a lot

  • since I started filming "Yellowstone".

  • It's funny.

  • I think that it's, in some ways, so here's the real scoop.

  • There's the answer that's like, "My life is unambiguous."

  • And my life, I feel incredibly lucky

  • to be involved with "Yellowstone."

  • I feel so blessed and so privileged

  • to get to work on this show,

  • and to get to work with this text and with Taylor,

  • and with this entire creative team,

  • and it's such a blessing.

  • It's also very hard to leave your life

  • for five or six months a year,

  • and go and work on location in Utah and Montana.

  • Utah and Montana are beautiful states.

  • It's incredible to be there.

  • I feel so lucky to be with all my friends

  • and the creative team there,

  • but it's hard to leave your life behind for work.

  • It's hard to leave your loved ones,

  • your family, and your friends to go

  • and work on location for five or six months.

  • And now that we've done it for three seasons,

  • I think that it really, that's part of what defines

  • the experience for me is it's these highs and lows.

  • It's such a joy.

  • It's such an incredible privilege and joy

  • to get to work on something like this,

  • but that's accompanied with the sadness

  • of leaving behind my life and my friends and my family

  • for five or six months a year.

  • So I would say that my life has changed.

  • There's higher highs and lower lows.

  • - [Breia] @sophiaro25 asks, are there any old Western stars

  • that you take inspiration from?

  • - Forrie J. Smith, Kevin Costner, Buck Taylor, yeah.

  • (Jeff laughs)

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, those are my favorite Western actors.

  • They really are.

  • It's amazing.

  • I've learned so much about,

  • I had seen the sort of Western classics when I was a kid,

  • but this show has been where I've become acquainted

  • so much more with this culture and this heritage

  • of Western, the Western lifestyle, and also Western films,

  • and so it's been a real privilege and journey

  • to get to know that culture more.

  • - [Breia] All right, so @taayyyllooorr says,

  • marry me, question mark.

  • And my question to you is,

  • is this your first Instagram proposal?

  • - Wow, it might be my first Instagram proposal.

  • I get some pretty indecent proposals in my DMs,

  • (Breia laughs) but that's maybe

  • the first public proposal, the first person who would make,

  • is treating me with the respect and dignity

  • of asking to marry me

  • and not just, let's just want something from me.

  • No, I'm just kidding.

  • Thanks, thank you very much for that.

  • That's very kind.

  • That makes me feel cool and handsome and smart and nice,

  • so thanks.

  • You don't wanna get, you don't want to marry me.

  • I'm a fucking mess. (laughs)

  • I've got great health insurance,

  • but that's mostly what I got going for me.

  • I also have to leave five or six months a year

  • to go work on this show.

  • Maybe that's a good thing.

  • I think if you were married to me,

  • you'd probably be grateful that I was gone

  • for five or six months a year. (Breia laughs)

  • I would not be a good husband.

  • Just by virtue of my own neuroses.

  • Sorry, Taylor.

  • - [Breia] @lbmullen12, did you need riding lessons

  • before the show?

  • - Yes, desperately.

  • Very badly needed riding lessons,

  • and I got them from a whole team of wranglers

  • and horse trainers and incredibly talented riders,

  • and that was so cool, and I feel so lucky in that regard.

  • - [Breia] @brentrmason wants to know

  • who your favorite "Yellowstone" character is?

  • - My favorite character on "Yellowstone,"

  • I'm gonna give you two.

  • I'm sorry, I'm gonna narrow it down to two.

  • It's Kayce.

  • I'm obsessed with Kayce's journey and Kayce's story.

  • I think it's incredibly compelling.

  • I think it's amazing to watch, and I also think

  • that Luke Grimes is a profoundly talented actor,

  • so I think it's incredible to watch him

  • often with very little text sort of dealing

  • with huge, seismic questions and doubts and struggles,

  • and I think it's amazing.

  • And then, Thomas Rainwater's my second favorite character

  • because over the course of three seasons,

  • we think, over and over again, we think we know him.

  • We think we understand him,

  • and over and over again, he surprises us,

  • and we learn that he's so much more complicated

  • and so much more nuanced than we ever imagined.

  • - [Breia] @kaylynngaston, we've been asking fans

  • to share with us their favorite season one moments,

  • but @kaylynngaston wants to know

  • what your favorite season one scene is?

  • - Oh man, okay.

  • My favorite moment in season one is when Kayce,

  • after Kayce's incredibly difficult journey.

  • After Kayce getting ripped in half deciding

  • whether he's gonna come back and live on the ranch

  • or if he's gonna keep living on the res,

  • after Monica leaves him, and he loses everything

  • that he's been fighting for this whole time.

  • Everything he was trying to protect, he loses,

  • and he goes back and he said, "I'm coming home,"

  • he says to JD

  • And he says, "Okay, cowboys live in the bunkhouse.

  • "I'll go live in the bunkhouse,"

  • and JD says, "I don't need a cowboy."

  • And Kayce says, "I know what you need,"

  • and he's just so, it's with such profound sadness,

  • and Kayce knows what he's good at,

  • and I think that he's worked his whole life to escape it.

  • I think he knows what he's good at

  • and he feels an incredible sort of internal tension

  • between what he's good at and what he wants.

  • I think it's beautiful.

  • That's my favorite season one moment.

  • - [Breia] Okay, and last for today,

  • @barb.stagman wants to know

  • what crime Jimmy committed to go to jail.

  • Do you know?

  • - Yeah, I know.

  • - [Breia] Can you share?

  • - Well yeah, Jimmy's a drug dealer. (laughs)

  • Jimmy's a drug dealer and got involved

  • with some really bad dudes and took a fall

  • for those fellas in the second season,

  • who take their own fall in time.

  • (Breia laughs)

  • Yeah.

  • - [Breia] All right, that's it for today.

  • - Wow, thanks so much.

  • Thank you so much for your questions.

  • Holy shit, I feel so grateful to be on a show

  • with such an engaged audience and a lot of the questions

  • that you're asking are things

  • that we ask each other all the time on set.

  • We're like, "Hey, what's your favorite moment? Dah, dah."

  • We're all huge fans of the show,

  • so it's such a delight to know that you're out there

  • asking these same questions.

  • - [Breia] Why don't you throw it to some voicemails?

  • - I'm gonna throw it to some voicemails

  • because I want to Breia.

  • - [Breia] 100%.

  • - Not because you told me to. - It was your idea.

  • It was your idea.

  • - I am driving this ship and I will turn it around,

  • we'll go back to the,

  • I don't know what it's like to have kids or a family.

  • (Jeff laughs)

  • Let's throw it to some voicemails.

  • Well you guys wanna listen to some voicemails?

  • So we put a message up on Instagram asking

  • for your favorite moments of season one.

  • Thank you so much for calling in.

  • I haven't heard these before and I'm excited to.

  • Let's give 'em a listen.

  • - [Jimmy] Hey, my name is Jimmy Corso

  • and my favorite scene with Jimmy

  • is when Lloyd helps him

  • figure out how to do bronc riding.

  • I think it just makes it, it's such a good connection

  • showing that all the ranch hands

  • are kinda these badass, mean cowboys,

  • but they're all there for each other when they need to be.

  • And it's pretty awesome watching him earn that buckle.

  • And my social handle on Instagram

  • is J-A-Y-C-O-R-S-O, thanks.

  • - Hell yeah man, I couldn't agree more.

  • That's such an amazing thing

  • because Forrie J. Smith, who plays Lloyd, is in real life,

  • a very tough cowboy and is exactly as you describe it.

  • He is also a sort of incredible teacher

  • and also a sort of a part of this family.

  • And Jimmy learning how to buck from Lloyd

  • is also like Forrie J. Smith,

  • who really also is an incredible bucking horse rider

  • teaching Jeff how to survive and how to like.

  • It's amazing all this,

  • how specific the sort of ritual of bucking is.

  • And Forrie J. Smith sort of watching over my shoulder

  • and making sure that I'm getting all

  • that shit right is a huge gift.

  • That's one of my favorite scenes too.

  • All right.

  • - [Caller] Hi Jimmy, my social is S-F-I-T-Z-U,

  • and my favorite season one moment

  • is as cowboy as it gets.

  • And it's when you was bringing the calf

  • back in from the woods.

  • And I love this show, I think y'all are awesome.

  • And I love following y'all,

  • and anyway, have a great day.

  • Thank you, bye.

  • - Thank you so much.

  • That's so nice of you.

  • That was, that means a lot 'cause it was really hard to do.

  • I could barely ride a horse,

  • and then I had to put a calf on a horse.

  • I had a lot of people helping me, don't get me wrong,

  • but it was very hard, so that means a lot, thanks.

  • - [Holly] You're one of the most tough actors

  • there is in the show, I feel like, and pretty badass.

  • My name is Holly Cant.

  • My Instagram username is @cowgirl_cant_, and yeah.

  • - Thanks, Holly.

  • That's really nice.

  • One day, I'll feel,

  • I'll feel as tough as you've given me credit for,

  • so thanks, Holly.

  • That's very kind of you, thank you.

  • - [Chance] Yeah, this is Chance,

  • and I was just curious what it was like for you

  • to be around all these guys like Jake and Lee,

  • they actually ranch and cowboys for a living?

  • Thanks, bye.

  • - It's incredible, man.

  • I've learned so much.

  • This show has for me represented sort of getting to know

  • this lifestyle and this culture in a way

  • that I never would have otherwise.

  • So I'm so grateful for it.

  • And Jake Ream, particularly, has been so patient with me

  • as I've asked him the dumbest fucking questions

  • for three years now. (laughs)

  • So thanks Jake.

  • Just stupid fucking questions,

  • that if you knew anything about this shit would seem absurd,

  • but I didn't know anything about this shit.

  • So thanks to Jake and Ethan Lee and Sled Reynolds,

  • and everyone else who has been very patient with me

  • and sort of taught me about this lifestyle

  • as I've pretended to live it.

  • Thanks, guys.

  • Okay, so you folks at home,

  • you know that "Yellowstone's" a very popular show.

  • I don't need to tell you that.

  • I don't need to prove it.

  • What, I gotta use some statistics?

  • All right, 35 billion people watched

  • the season finale of season two, did you know that?

  • 35 billion people.

  • A lot of people watch this show.

  • It's the most-watched cable drama of the summer.

  • Huge numbers, huge fan engagement.

  • I've been working on it for three years.

  • It's really changed my life.

  • It's changed my professional life.

  • It's easily the sort of seminal project of my life to date,

  • three years of my life.

  • So the show is also about community.

  • It's about your chosen family,

  • not just your biological family, but for Jimmy especially,

  • it's about the family that you choose.

  • It's about the wranglers.

  • It's about the guys at the ranch.

  • It's about supporting your friends and your community.

  • So what we're doing is we're doing a fun little game

  • where we call my friends and we ask them

  • some very simple trivia questions about "Yellowstone,"

  • and the person who knows the most answers

  • will legally speaking become my new best friend.

  • We've had the legal team over here draw up some contracts,

  • and I've signed them.

  • So legally speaking, whoever wins this bracket

  • will be the best man at the wedding that I'll never have

  • and will be the godfather of the children

  • that I'll probably never have.

  • So this next person we're gonna call

  • is my roommate, Dan Johnson.

  • He's my current roommate and very dear friend.

  • Dan is an incredibly gifted actor and also musician.

  • Dan's band, Significant Other, is a brilliant band

  • that has both my friend Dan Johnson

  • and my friend Jake Sabinsky in it.

  • He's a very, very good friend,

  • and a very precious person to me.

  • We live together and so he's been acutely aware

  • of my comings and goings as I've worked on "Yellowstone"

  • over the last three years.

  • Let's give Dan Johnson from Ray, North Dakota, a call.

  • Ba dum bum.

  • (Skype call chiming)

  • - [Dan] Hello?

  • - Hey Dan, what's up man?

  • - [Dan] Not much.

  • - You're on with the producers of the podcast.

  • You're on with the producers of Welcome to the Yellowstone.

  • - [Dan] Is that why it said unknown?

  • - Yeah, exactly, we're calling you from my--

  • - [Dan] The call was coming.

  • - Here's a fun little bit.

  • So were using one of Viacom's laptops

  • and this is the comedy laptop.

  • This laptop is designated

  • for comedy. - It's the Viacomedy.

  • - Viacomedy, hey don't give them

  • these amazing branding tips for free, Dan.

  • Don't just throw

  • these great ideas away. - Yeah, that's true, okay.

  • - You gotta monetize that.

  • - [Dan] I'll send an invoice.

  • - Yeah, exactly. (laughs) - Yeah.

  • - Bill 'em for it.

  • So Dan, I think that siren's on your end, cool.

  • - [Dan] Yeah, yeah.

  • - You and I, we live together.

  • Would you describe me as a good and supportive friend?

  • - [Dan] Ah, absolutely.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • I don't know what I would,

  • yeah honestly, I mean, I think we've talked about it.

  • I don't know what I'd do

  • (laughs) without your friendship and your general support.

  • You let me, you were the one that was like,

  • "Hey, this room in my apartment's opening up"

  • and it's the fucking, oop, sorry I swore.

  • It's the best apartment in New York that I've ever had.

  • - Oh man, I'm so glad, and this is the internet,

  • you can fucking swear all you want, dude.

  • It's the internet. - Oh really?

  • Oh, that's great. - Do you know how much

  • fucked up weird shit - I was worried.

  • - is on the internet?

  • (Dan laughs) Swearing is the least

  • offensive thing on the internet.

  • - [Dan] I haven't been looking

  • and my parents don't really let me

  • use the internet yet, so. (Jeff laughs)

  • - That's better for your brain.

  • Tell you what man, so thanks for saying

  • all those nice things about me.

  • That's gonna make this next part a little painful.

  • So what we're doing is we're calling people

  • and we're asking 'em five questions.

  • And the questions are, they start very, very simple,

  • and then they get a little more difficult.

  • - [Dan] Oh, okay.

  • Okay.

  • - And then based on who answers

  • the most questions correctly,

  • we're creating a little bracket,

  • and the person who wins will legally speaking,

  • be my new best friend.

  • - [Dan] Oh, okay.

  • - So this, yeah, an amazing opportunity to unseat Ben Vigus.

  • It's an amazing opportunity to sort of prove

  • - Ooh! - prove I--

  • - [Dan] Who else is in the bracket,

  • like Casey Worthington?

  • - Exactly, I don't know what order

  • they'll air these phone calls in,

  • so it's hard to say whether-- - Okay.

  • - But the basic point is, you've got a real chance

  • to make your mark here.

  • So are you ready

  • for some questions? - Okay.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • - All right, you're gonna knock this one

  • out of the fucking park.

  • What is Kevin Costner's name on "Yellowstone"?

  • - John Dutton. (bell dings)

  • - Dan, would you believe me if I told you

  • that you were literally the first person

  • to get that right? (laughs)

  • - [Dan] No way, are you serious?

  • - Yeah, dude. - It's Dutton Ranch.

  • I'm not a total rube.

  • - Ben got Dutton.

  • Ben managed to get Dutton right,

  • but he couldn't get the first name.

  • Okay, so. - Oh yeah.

  • Hell yeah, hell yeah. - You are fucking,

  • right now you are destroying.

  • Okay, second question.

  • What is John Dutton's youngest son's name?

  • - [Dan] Kayce. (bell dings)

  • - Fuck yes.

  • Oh my god, the warmth that I feel in my heart right now

  • after two of the truly most discouraging phone calls

  • I've ever made in my life.

  • - [Dan] Hell yeah.

  • - You are destroying.

  • Okay, what is

  • Kayce's son's name? - Well, since I, okay.

  • No, sorry.

  • - No, no, no, do a riff, do a riff.

  • We're doing riffs.

  • - [Dan] Oh, just sometimes you refer to them

  • as the actors' names, but we talk about them

  • so I think that kinda gets confusing for me.

  • But I think, okay.

  • Is the little kid's name Brecken?

  • (bell dings) - Brecken is the actor's name,

  • so you're exactly proving the point

  • that you were just making. (Dan laughs)

  • That's partial credit.

  • Do you know the character's name?

  • - [Dan] Ah, I don't.

  • - But that's amazing.

  • I refer to Brecken more as Brecken than as Tate,

  • so you 100% get that.

  • It doesn't mean that you've ever

  • watched the show necessarily,

  • (Dan laughs) but you do listen

  • to me in conversation,

  • which is more than can be said for Ben or Casey.

  • Okay, so that's great.

  • What is my character's name,

  • first and last, if you've got it?

  • - [Dan] Jimmy Hurdstrom.

  • (bell dings)

  • - Dan, the producers in the room

  • are pumping their fists in victory.

  • This is--

  • - Excellent. - This is incredible.

  • So we're gonna go, it's gonna get a little tricky.

  • - [Dan] Okay, all right, all right.

  • - What is John Dutton's father's name?

  • - [Dan] Whoa, oh man.

  • - I know, he's only in one episode.

  • - He's referenced sort of

  • constantly, but he's only in one episode.

  • - [Dan] John Dutton Sr.?

  • (bell dings) (Jeff gasps)

  • - Wow! - Oh, Dan!

  • (producers laughing)

  • So good. (producers clapping)

  • This is a, do you hear this applause?

  • - [Dan] (laughs) Did I get it?

  • - You got it.

  • This is a room full of producers applauding.

  • The whole premise of this bit,

  • the entire premise of this bit

  • is that my friends and roommates

  • don't watch "Yellowstone" (Dan laughs)

  • and you have single-handedly restored my faith

  • in the human relationships

  • that I've spent the last five years of my life developing.

  • (Dan sighs)

  • - [Dan] Well, I'm glad I'm not embarrassing myself.

  • - 100% not, and it just puts it in

  • that much more stark contrast

  • how much Ben and Casey embarrassed themselves.

  • (Dan laughs)

  • - Wow, Dan.

  • Really good stuff.

  • I'm tempted to ask more difficult questions

  • just to deliberately stump you,

  • but that seems like a cruel act at this point

  • because you've done so well.

  • - [Dan] Oh thanks, man.

  • That's great.

  • I feel really good about that, yeah.

  • - You really. - I'm really happy

  • about the Brecken one.

  • I thought that was a pretty smooth one.

  • - Yeah, that was very good, Brecken Merrill.

  • The character's name is Tate, Tate Dutton.

  • - Tate, Tate Dutton, okay. - Yeah.

  • Yeah, what's Tate's mom's name?

  • - [Dan] Oh.

  • Kelsey?

  • (bell dings) - Kelsey's the actor.

  • Dan, that's incredible.

  • - [Dan] Kelsey's the actor.

  • (Dan laughs) - You get full credit.

  • You get full fucking credit.

  • You clearly listen to me when I talk.

  • That is so nice.

  • - [Dan] Yeah, well she (Unintelligible) so.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Right?

  • - You're a legend man.

  • Thank you so, so much. - Hey, thanks man.

  • - Dang, I'm--

  • - [Dan] I can't wait to watch the season three premiere, you know?

  • - Yeah exactly.

  • Fuck it, you're coming to L.A.

  • with me for the season three premiere party,

  • if this thing goes well. (Dan laughs)

  • The producers are signaling that they will pay for that.

  • (producers laugh) (Dan laughs)

  • Thanks very much, man.

  • I'll talk to you soon, okay Dan?

  • - [Dan] Woo, yeah, that was great.

  • I'm gonna have a great day now.

  • - Fuck yeah, dude. - I feel like

  • I really accomplished-- - You deserve it.

  • - Yeah. - I'm bringing home

  • so much jerky from the craft services dude.

  • - [Dan] Oh, oh, oh. (producers laugh)

  • That's all I need.

  • - Hell yeah, baby. - That's all I need.

  • - Jerky town.

  • All right, talk to you soon, Dan.

  • - [Dan] All right, love you man, bye.

  • - Love you too, bye.

  • (producers laugh) Guys, we built

  • a whole segment based on my friends disappointing me,

  • and Dan Johnson with the 11th hour save.

  • Incredible.

  • - [Breia] He came through.

  • - He really came through.

  • - [Breia] That was impressive.

  • - That was remarkable.

  • Thanks, Dan.

  • - [Breia] I feel uplifted now.

  • - I know.

  • Did you guys see the light, the spark in my eye

  • sort of come back, (laughs)

  • after such a disappointing series of failures?

  • Incredible.

  • Guys, thank you so much for hanging out with us.

  • What a blast.

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  • for your likes, for your comments, for your questions,

  • just for your kindness in general.

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