Name: Quarantinewhile... Butt-Crack Leggings Take Over TikTok
Uploaded: 2021-01-28T01:46:20.000Z
Duration: 6 min 42 s
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IT'S TIME TO SAY HELLO TO MR. JON BATISTE.

JON, WHEN WE WERE IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAK HERE BEFORE WE

CAME TO YOU, DID I SEE THIS CORRECTLY, DO YOU HAVE A

BASKETBALL RIGHT THERE BETWEEN YOUR FEET?

>> Stephen: YOU JUST-- YOU JUST KEEPING SHARP?

WHAT'S THE-- THE BALL IS THERE WITH THE PIANO?

>> Jon: YEAH, YOU KNOW, I STILL HAVE HOOP DREAMS.

I'M GOING TO GO AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A SECOND PART TO MY CAREER.

>> Stephen: YOU-- >> Jon: I'M GOING FOR IT.

>> Stephen: YOU WILL BE TO BASKETBALL WHAT MICHAEL JORDAN

(  LAUGHTER  ) >> Jon: WELL, YOU KNOW, HE

JON, WHAT'S ON-- WHAT'S ON-- WHAT'S ON THE MIND OF YOUR

FOLKS, YOU KNOW, EVERY NIGHT I COME OUT HERE, TOAST SOME

TOPICAL, ORGANIC ARBORIO RICE IN MY SATIRICAL SAUCEPAN, MELT IN

SOME FINE BORDIER BUTTER, PARMESAN CHEESE, AND FRESH,

HAND-PICKED PARSLEY OF INSIGHT, AND LOVINGLY WHIP IT UP INTO THE

VELVETY, JAMES BEARD AWARD-WORTHY RISOTTO THAT IS MY

BUT NOW AND THEN, I JUST SCRAPE THE LEFTOVER RICE OUT OF A

CARDBOARD CHINESE TAKE-OUT CONTAINER, STUFF IT IN A STALE

TORTILLA WITH SOME CLICKBAIT BEANS, AND ROLL IT UP INTO THE

SEMI-RELEVANT HANGOVER BURRITO OF NEWS WE CALL:

>> "QUARANTINEWHILE!" >> Stephen: QUARANTINE-WHILE,

DUE TO GREATLY REDUCED FLIGHTS AND SUSPENDING ALCOHOL SERVICE

DURING COVID, "AMERICAN AIRLINES HAS SO MUCH EXTRA WINE THAT IT

AND YET, FOR SOME REASON, I CAN'T GET A SEVENTH GLASS ON MY

REDEYE TO SAN DIEGO, EVEN THOUGH I STILL HAVE AT LEAST FIVE MORE

IF YOU'VE GOT A HANKERING FOR SOME PLANE WINE, YOU CAN GRAB A

MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION PLAN THAT COSTS $99 PER MONTH.

AND I'M SURE THAT IS SOME TOP-NOTCH VINO.

"MMM, MMMM, I'M GETTING NOTES OF ARMREST FOOT, NEGLECTED BABY

WITH A SOUPCON OF POORLY PRESSURIZED CABIN."

MY EARS ARE POPPING.■ç QUARANTINE-WHILE, A TORONTO

WOMAN WON A $60 MILLION LOTTERY AFTER SHE GOT THE WINNING

4, 11, 13, 52, AND "I'M IN A BUMPER CAR WITH MY GYM TEACHER,

AND THEN A RACCOON WAS CHASING ME, AND THEN I WOKE UP."

QUARANTINE-WHILE, "CHINESE SCIENTISTS MAY HAVE THE KEY TO

PLEASE SAY IT'S MINT CHIP ICE CREAM, BECAUSE I'VE PUT A LOT OF

RESEARCH INTO MINT CHIP ICE■ç CREAM, LATELY.

APPARENTLY, THEY DID IT THROUGH GENE MANIPULATION.

THE SCIENTISTS "INACTIVATED THE KAT-7 GENE IN THE LIVERS OF

MICE," AND THAT "EXTENDED THEIR LIFESPAN FOR ABOUT 25%."

"THE MICE SHOW OVERALL IMPROVED APPEARANCE AND GRIP STRENGTH."

THAT'S WHAT WE NEED: IMMORTAL MICE WHO CAN STRANGLE US!

QUARANTINE-WHILE, COCAINE-STUFFED SHIPMENTS OF

BANANAS ENDED UP AT CANADIAN GROCERY STORES DUE TO A DRUG

IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE SOMEONE IS DEFINITELY GOING TO GET

WHAT HAPPENED WAS-- AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS-- YOUR COCAINE

AND I KNOW YOU'RE OUT, LIKE, 30 MIL, BUT YOU GOTTA ADMIT,

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY-- CAN I MAKE YA A SMOOTHIE-- AAAND I'M

QUARANTINE-WHILE, TIKTOK'S LATEST VIRAL TREND IS APPARENTLY

WOMEN SECRETLY FILMING THEIR PARTNERS REACTING TO SOMETHING

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I GOT THE FAMOUS AMAZON LEGGINGS THAT ARE

GOING AROUND ON TIKTOK, AND I'M GOING TO GET MY HUSBAND'S

THEY ARE AS AMAZING AS EVERYBODY SAYS TO MAKE YOUR BUTT LOOK

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT?" ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.

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