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I have to say I'm impressed with your backdrop.
Uh, it's absolutely gorgeous.
Smart, very smart.
Your background says I'm very smart.
My background says I have no friends.
Yeah, on an abandoned it looks like the basement from you.
It does?
Yes, it does, actually.
No.
This is, um it's a abandoned theater Largo in in West Hollywood.
But, yeah, Largo is a very special place.
Although it's it has an odor right now.
Um, e you know, I walked in, and I'm like, it's kind of Siegel e.
It's kind of got a Siegel stench.
Where?
Where are you, by the way?
I can see that you're in a some kind of public library in a very well to do school.
But where are you, Jack E?
Yes.
Well, right now, right now, I'm in my house.
Um, I live like, a couple hours outside of Los Angeles.
Low farm Town.
Oh, nice.
Do you like, Do you like, uh, I mean, small town living, Is it?
Is it boring?
Is it okay?
It's boring in a really great way.
I really liked I don't know.
I had grown up in L.
A and never left a nine moves to this little town and pretty instantly, right?
When I arrived, I went to the grocery store and a man sized me up as an outsider.
And it was like, Welcome to town.
Don't be an asshole.
Wow.
Okay.
He said because that would make you the town.
Asshole.
I like this place.
I wish someone had told me that when I came to L A I didn't know.
I just e yeah.
The nice thing about being an asshole I have found in L.
A s.
I blend right in.
Uh, no, I really like I really like knowing my neighbors.
And it's a really nice feeling.
I like it a lot.
Yeah, also, though you do have to I've always heard that people in small towns, like people like John Mellencamp, were always singing the praises of small towns.
But the truth is, everyone gossips about everybody else.
So you you have Thio.
You've got to make sure that you stay on the straight and narrow and that nobody knows your business.
You have to just do nothing, you see?
Oh, absolutely nothing.
Uh, I'll tell you a story that we're told before, actually.
Okay, I popped up some cabins.
I live in an orchard, and I popped up some cabins for guests come to visit.
And, uh, one of the guys who was popping up the cabins made some off handed joke.
He was like, What do you?
Uh, you started a nudist colony, and I kind of laughed it off.
I was like, Yeah, then, like a year later, I was at a restaurant and the waitress was like, Okay, you have to answer because all taking bets back there, Is it true you moved here Thio e a that spread around that I was You know, I did something a little like that once I was in a restaurant and it was after hours and they were sort of closing the place down.
And everybody was like, laughing and in a good mood, and I said is a complete joke.
The waiter was like saying anything else and I said, Cocaine for everyone, You know what?
Whatever.
And everybody laughed and the waiter laughed.
And then I swear to God, a year later, I went back to the restaurant there, Like when we were here at the time, you were demanding cocaine.
Like I said.
And I said, I've never done cocaine in my life.
I am the squarest.
I don't do drugs.
I was kidding and they were like, Whatever, what?
E can't convince someone that's out there?
I tried to express, like, you know, I've shown my body in several movies.
The chances of me like being a nudist are pretty minimal.
I have a better body by now.
