in that I, as I said,

I got the job, but I didn't expect to

because I thought it was going to be such a massive show.

And then, you know, David wanted to be a very nice actor

and not cause any trouble.

So they said, we're going to put you in heels

because you're tiny and I went, yeah, yeah, yes.

Everything yes. I'll do anything you want me to do.

And then the first day on set, the heels paired

with the corset was a pretty bad combination for me

in that I fell over three times on my first day.

Yeah.

Fully landed in the grass.

Then the last time I was carrying a parasol,

which became a deadly weapon.

So I fell forward speaking to Claudia Jessie

who plays Eloise

full on stabbed her in the hand with a parasol

and she started bleeding.

Oh my god!

Oh man, yeah, occasionally I play a woman.

I've had to wear heels and then I can't walk for a week,

so I get it.

But I'm actually going to show you guys some photos.

And I'm going to need you to tell me

what's going on with these photos.

OK?

So like this one.

Look at that! Golda. Come on now.

This is actually what London looked like

after her special came out.

Stop talking!

It was! It was a great time.

In her apartment.

Yeah. This is one of the lighter wigs I would say.

Yeah. Wow.

This is what you work out in on the show, right?

Yes. 6 o'clock the trainer comes in

and I'm dressed like that.

You have that whoever smelt it dealt it face.

Whatever that is.

How did you like, how did you pee in this thing?

I wore Spanx once and

it was game over.

It was game over!

Peeing is quite difficult.

Yes.

There's a panisol underneath there,

a pannier underneath there.

There's a skirt and then another skirt.

And then the jacket with the corset.

I'm corseted up twice.

So, yeah, it takes about half an hour to go to the toilet.

First of all,

it looks like they have to carry you in each scene

and just put you somewhere.

Just place you down and go, please don't need to pee.

Let's just get these shots out.

Ah now, Nicola, I don't know.

I'm very impressed that you're able to sit like this.

It takes me days to get up.

Well, I could get down on the floor,

but someone had to retrieve me from the floor.

I'm not saying I could get up.

I am curious, can I find this dress at Kohl's?

Yes, absolutely, as two for one.

So yeah, you'll get something else really nice to go with it.

All right. Next photo.

My dog looks just like that Pomeranian, by the way.

He was up for that part.

It looks like you've got the cast of Hamilton under there.

They're doing the whole stage play when you lift it up.

Hello!

Wow.

Did the throne come with the dress?

Were they attached?

They could have been if the pannier was still on, yes.

I tell you, though,

If someone had made me wear a dress like this back then,

I would have beheaded everyone.

Yeah I don't know how they did it.

I don't know how those chicks did it.

You're amazing. You're amazing!

Next photo. Were you guys

really annoyed that you had to be in hair and makeup

for probably hours

and then the guy behind you just had to put on a top hat?

You know, pretty much.

Yeah. Yeah.

My hair and make up took about two,

I think over two hours.

Wow!

To do.

What was the dry cleaning bill for this show, like

five hundred million?

Maybe, I don't know!

Keeping up with the Karens.

Yeah.

This picture says we would all like a word with your manager.

All right. I have one last photo I'd like to show you.

That's me. That's me you guys.

Yep. That was back when I was straight

and I was promised to my brother.

That looks amazing.

The only thing that still fits are the gloves.

You truly were the diamond of the season, darling.

Yeah, that's right, Nicola.

Ok, Golda and Nicola.