[ALIEN LANGUAGE] R2-D2.

[BEEPS]

[ALIEN LANGUAGE] Oh, C-3PO.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

I don't believe we've been introduced.

[WHISTLES AND BEEPS]

I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations.

I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.

And you are?

R2-D2, your Highness.

Why I should stick my neck out for you

is quite beyond my capacity.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Space travel sounds rather terrible.

[BEEPS]

I can assure you, they will never get me on one

of those dreadful starships.

[SAD BEEPS]

What should R2 and I do, if we discovered here?

Lock the door.

[DOORS SLIDE OPEN]

[BEEPS]

Hm.

I wish I had your confidence.

[WHISTLES]

No, I don't think he likes you at all.

[SAD WHISTLE]

No.

I didn't like you, either.

I am quite certain I would remember

if I had a best friend.

[ANGRY BEEPS]

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher,

you overweight glob of grease.

I don't know what all this trouble is about,

but I'm sure it must be your fault.

[ANGRY BEEPS]

You watch your language.

You'll be malfunctioning within a day,

you near-sighted scrap pile.

[METAL BANGS]

And don't let me catch you following me.

R2, I really don't think we should rush into all this.

Sometimes I'm amazed we're in as good condition as we are.

Would you please be careful.

You're singing by circuits. [FRUSTRATED BEEPS]

[SCARED BEEPS]

[ELECTRIC BURSTS]

[METAL BANGS] [BEEP]

Wake up!

[WHISTLE]

Why does nobody ever tell me anything, R2?

[BEEPS]

He's always getting himself into trouble.

Oh, no!

R2, quickly!

Ah!

Ah!

R2, don't leave me!

Hang on tight, R2.

You've got to come back.

[BEEPS]

You wouldn't want my life to get boring, would you?

[WHISTLES AND BEEPS]

Such a friend.

[WHISTLES]

R2, you take good care of Master Luke, now, understand?

[BEEPS]

And do take good care of yourself.

You can repair him, can't you?

You must repair him.

Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help,

I'll gladly donate them.

But with all we've been through, this little R2 unit

has become a bit eccentric.

[WHIRRING]

They think I am some sort of god.

Darth Vader!

[IMITATES DARTH VADER BREATH]

[WHISTLES]

Yes, R2, I was just coming to that.

I want you to know that you have been a real friend, R2--

my best one, in fact.

[WHISTLES AND BEEPS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]