- I came across a very short video

that has more questions than answers.

But if I know teen girls, and trust me,

I know teen girls real well, (audience laughs)

whatever this girl's upset about is dumb.

- Well, it's been a great day today.

Can't wait for more. (cries)

- That's it!

(audience laughs)

- Well, it's been a great day today.

Can't wait for more. (cries)

- Chin up, little cowgirl!

There's a whole lotta shitty life ahead of ya.

(audience laughs)

As a fellow millennial, I know what you're going through.

And I can help.

Everyone, repeat after me.

I am a beautiful, confident girl.

- [Audience] I am a beautiful, confident girl.

- Blossoming into womanhood.

- [Audience] Blossoming into womanhood.

- This is something to be celebrated.

- [Audience] This is something to be celebrated.

- Blessed be the fruit.

- [Audience] Under his eye.

(upbeat electronic music)

- Lonnie, who is he, and why do we care about him?

- This is Lonnie, okay?

And I'm gonna show you my battle cry.

Now people call it the battle cry, the warrior cry,

the bird call, the noise, the telephone.

It's like so many different things

that they can call it,

but I call it the battle cry.

This is what it is.

(boy screeches)

- Can you feel your ovaries throbbing, ladies?

(audience laughs)

- Now the battle cry, if you can replicate it,

leave a video response below.

It's very simple.

You make a high pitched noise and then you,

oh God what it is,

then you wiggle your tongue.

- Lonnie posted that seven years ago,

and I've been working on replicating the noise

every day since,

and tonight I'm finally ready to make my video response.

Oh God.

Wiggle my tongue?

Okay. (audience laughs)

All right, here goes.

Bark.

(audience laughs)

Bark.

(audience laughs)

(upbeat electronic music)

(women weeping)

- So you can see this activity is sliding off to the east.

We do expect to see some very heavy rain at times,

and it is gonna,

I am so sorry.

- Oh, we got a sad front movin' in.

(audience laughs)

- For Schuylkill County, and that is gonna be until 5:30

(sniffs) this evening.

- Chance of precipitation from her eyeballs

is at 100%.

- I'll tell you what we're gonna do here.

This is Amanda's last 4:00 newscast.

She's moving home to North Carolina.

We're all gonna miss you.

- It's healthy to be in touch with your emotions.

Don't bottle up your feelings, even at work.

Let 'em out.

It's okay to cry, it's okay to laugh.

Hell, it's okay to laugh at someone crying.

(audience laughs)

- [Camera Woman] This is a gift that's been hiding

in plain sight for a while.

- Oh, is this my watch?

Really?

What?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

- [Camera Woman] What does that say, babe?

What is that?

(man weeps)

- You know there's pee on that thing, right?

(audience laughs)

- Oh my God. (weeping)

- Is he sad he didn't get an Apple watch?

(audience laughs)

All right, that might be too emotional.

Now, this has got to be the most adorable crying video

of all time.

- [Interviewer] Andrew,

are you excited for pre-kindergarten?

- Yes!

- Why?

- I dunno.

- Are you gonna miss your mom?

- No.

- No? (laughs)

(laughing and crying)

- [Audience] Aww.

- Oh, don't cry, aww.

- He expressed every emotion a human is capable of

feeling in the span of one second.

(boy laughing and crying)

- Oh, don't cry.

- Nothing's wrong with being a momma's boy.

I hate that I live so far away from my mom.

(audience laughs)

But you're out of your mind

if you don't think I'm gonna use my TV show

to meet that kid.

Totally freakin' out

about the first day of school right now.

Gonna miss my mom so bad.

Do you wanna know what I got you?

- Yes.

- It's a lunchbox so you can always see your mom

and have lunch with her.

Say hi.

- Hi, Mom.

- Hi, Andrew.

I miss you, Papi.

- [Audience] Aww.

(boy whimpers)

- Tell your mom, say hi.

(boy whimpers)

Don't cry.

It's just a lunchbox.

She's not actually in there.

(audience laughing)

He might just be a cry baby.