My name?

A Borat E.

Not American.

I new in town.

Nice to meet you.

Okay.

Hello.

Nice to meet you.

Hey, what's your name?

My name is mind your own fucking stand.

Clear of the closing doors, please.

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Get them.

What is?

Relax, E g.

Careful advice.

Hey, man, what you doing?

OK, relax.

Okay.

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Relax.

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What?

Okay, no problem.

Sorry.

All right, well, this morning we have a very special guest here in the studio.

This is Bora Hot Sagdiyev.

He is traveling across America to get the taste of life here in the United States.

And he spent the last few days here in our area.

Good.

Mora.

Hello.

Hello.

Thank you.

Um, very excite.

Hello.

Hello to you as well.

Now, real quickly.

Why are you here in the United States?

Because I want them to learn from Howard thing happen and to take this lesson back to my country.

All right.

Would you like to have a seat?

Yes.

Police said Police said police said now one of the things that you've enjoyed so much about can I have a microphone?

Super people can ham it they can hear you right now.

I'm miked up this little thing right here.

That's the microphone.

Why, thank you.

How nice, Samantha.

Well, welcome to the United States.

Thank you very much for coming on.

We appreciate it.

This'll your shops, right?

This is my antique shop.

Why do you have so many things with a flag?

We're honoring our heritage.

Yeah, well, what in here?

What is it?

This These There's a number of collectibles.

And do you think you know when they I'm sorry.

Thank you.

We need help.

A nice.

Okay.

Hey, Sorry.

Say, I will a pair off this.

Don't worry, my friend.

He can't make a glue in the U.

S.

And a many womens meet in a groups called a feminists.

I find the more tranquil.

So what a means that this feminism It's the theory that women should be equal to men in matters economic.

So you are laughing?

Yeah, that is the problem.

Do you think a woman should be educated?

Definitely.

But is it not a problem that the woman have ah smaller brain in the man that is wrong.

But the government scientist Dr Yarmuk have prove it is size of squirrel.

Your government scientists s a doctor.

Yeah, wrong.

He's wrong.

Give me a smile, baby.

Why Angry face?

Well, what you're saying is very demeaning.

Do you know the word demeaning?

No.

Listen, pussycat, smile a bit.

All right?

That's it.

Okay, we're finished.

We have to leave.

My name is Mike.

I'm gonna be your driving instructor.

Welcome to our country.

Okay.

My name.

A Borat.

Okay.

Okay, Good.

Good.

I'm not used to that.

But that's fine.

Now you do know how to drive a little bit?

Yes.

Yes.

Put it.

Indeed.

What?

Dr.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Have you driven a car before?

Yes, a minute time.

All right, let's go.

This one.

Wait a minute.

I don't want you hitting anybody.

Watch the Children.

Okay?

You no problem.

Must not hit the Children.

Look, there's a woman in a car.

Can we follow her?

Maybe make a sexy way.

Why not?

Because a woman has a right to choose who she has sex with.

What about that animation?

There must be consent in the car.

Okay.

You want everything?

You can't drink that while you're driving.

It's get it's against the law way.

Stanley, I need somebody will pray with you right now.

I want you to help me save me, please.

Ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen here is standing right here next to me.

His name is Bullock.

Would you greet him with a great big Jesus name for just a couple of minutes?

Jesus, Thank you.

Do what?

Jesus Like me?

Absolutely.

Jesus loves you.

Do what?

Jesus love my neighbor New Sutanto Eliot by yes, he loves everybody.

Nobody love my neighbor New Sutanto by lift your hands way can I say first we support your war off terror Thio Our friendship I now we've seen are Kazakh National answer to the tune off your national anthem.

Listen, Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world.

All other countries are run by little girls.

Kazakhstan is number one exporter off Potassium are the Central Asian countries have in theory your potassium this'll country in the world way Countries E Thank you.

Very nice for have man.

What young man?

We're on here right now doing the weather.

What?

You know.

Well, they're doing the weather right now.

I'm going here with Adrian.

Go here.

Hey, she's calling you to go over here.

Yes.

Uh, nice.

That's good.

Good.

Go over here with me.

Oh, I'm on the weather guy with okay.

Not where is everybody.

They want everybody to quarantine.

I do not have nowhere else to go.

Could I stay your home way?

Why?

You are mask Because of the virus is fake news.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

My daughter escaped from the crate and followed me.

Teenagers?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Women are funny.

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

She's seen you naked.

Uh, I don't like you.

Come back.

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

Probably Committing a crime would get me to you.

Quick.

This is me and my most invited.

Thank you and good night.