It's been half the time looking for someone to share it with the other half trying to escape them.

If this is the new intern, Melody Melody Eve, how you've Oh God, look at that!

Did you dress yourself very nice, Pumpkin?

She looks like she's been kidnapped by a murderer and dressed in his mother's clothes.

No offense.

How's your porn talk?

Porn talk?

Sex Tape 101.

There's nothing worse than seeing a woman with dead eyes of a sharp mumbling her way through it like it's homework naming no names.

Paris Hilton.

So plenty of Oh yeah, that's it.

That's it.

That kind of thing.

Plenty of squeaks and squeals.

Always good.

A little bit of a tremble.

Just have fun with it.

Be creative.

Oh, if I don't actually drink tequila Do you mind getting me something else?

Yeah.

No.

Yeah, Yeah.

Go.

Bomb!

Yoga bomb It is.

Don't get that.

Since when do you not like tequila?

I'm nagging him all part of the Strat.

This is fun.

Adorable restaurant, Right?

Once you've done that, I want to go through these for me.

What's this?

Tinder.

You're not familiar?

with it.

No, I know what tinder is.

Great.

Go through.

So yes, to all the attractive ones.

But remember, you're matching with me.

Not use the standards high.

Be picky.

Nines and tens working professionals know beers.

No glasses, no tiger selfies.

If any of the message you, then you could discuss dinner.

Once they suggest a restaurant, Google it.

Look at the menu.

If you could buy a bottle of wine for less than 30 quid, then tell them it's a no keep Tuesday evenings, for is, that's what I do.

Kundalini.

Jennifer Aniston had a nose job to fix her Sinus issues.

There was a girl at my school with similar Sinus issues.

She's got a lovely little button Sinuses.

Now, Robert, I think this one's broken.

Where do we get a new one?

Oh, my goodness.

I still need that list.

Melody.

Okay.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes.

Cool.

No problem.

That is cool.

Mhm.

Bless.

My coffee comes back.

Hold again.

I'm just gonna threaten her face.

Right.

We're in here.

How you doing?

You know, mhm.

Mhm.

Oh, Tom, Kiss.

Anyone knows.

Oh, no, It's just a guy from and it's not.

He was offering to be my sponsor, but he waas God, I love damage, man.

Is he cute?

Hadn't really thought about it.

Yeah, whatever.

Well, enjoy sponsoring his brains out.

Maybe I should set up the two of you.

Last time I went on a blind date.

Ends up climbing out of a window at sexy Fish.

Seriously, His heart, His heart knows.

He thought you thought about Shut up.

You wanna fucking with my vagina?

Is that a dead give?

You need me to have sex with him so that you don't have to.

You just have to ask to see you.

Oh, my God.

You guys were so cute.

You ever call me cute again?

I will punch you so hard in the vagina, I'll turn you into a glove puppet.

I t boy cannot keep away.

Probably set up a web.

Karen, Toilets even watch you while you We've probably watching us right now cracking one out on their laptops in this station.

Recovered.

Here you go, boys.

If you want me to like you, it helps if you laugh at my jokes.

Women are funny.

Your wife must have a sense of humor.

She's seen you naked.

Uh, I don't like you.

Come back.

Do I call you or do I just commit a crime?

Probably committing a crime would get me to Ukraine.

This is me and my most inviting Thank you and good night.