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  • - What does Kanye think of your Kanye?

  • - I don't think he likes it, but.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Have you ever, have you interacted?

  • Have you talked about it?

  • - No, no. (Josh laughing)

  • (upbeat jazzy music)

  • - Hey guys, welcome to "Stir crazy."

  • The only talk show that comes with free candy corn.

  • You know my guest today from "SNL"

  • and two new Halloweenerific films,

  • "Scare Me" and "Vampires Versus the Bronx."

  • It's Chris Redd. - Boom!

  • Hey, what's up man?

  • I had a whole, that was a whole little,

  • you know, Halloween boo fit,

  • for the real ones out there.

  • You know what I'm saying? (Josh laughing)

  • - Are you a Halloween guy, Chris?

  • Is this your holiday?

  • - Yeah, man, I do, I love Halloween.

  • I think last year was maybe my laziest Halloween

  • where I didn't prepare for it.

  • So I just wore some vampire fangs and a Cassius Clay jacket

  • and I was a vampire Muhammad Ali.

  • Just the laziest. (Josh laughing)

  • - That's the way to do it.

  • You just combine, you just take two different things

  • and be like, "No, don't you get it, see?"

  • - Yeah, "I bite and I box," I would say that all night.

  • (Josh laughing)

  • It was just the dumbest, dumbest thing I've ever done.

  • - Congratulations on your two new films,

  • you got "Scare Me" and "Vampires Versus the Bronx."

  • Two very appropriate films for the season.

  • Can we officially anoint you,

  • are you the new master of horror?

  • Are you the guy?

  • - I mean, I'm working my way to it, man.

  • Horror comedy.

  • I'm trying to just get my foothold in horror comedy.

  • You know what I mean?

  • A little bit of whoo, haha!

  • I like that. (Josh laughing)

  • I like that mix a lot, man. I really do.

  • - It's funny, as we get older,

  • I question whether iconic horror villains

  • were actually scary or are they lame?

  • Let me run through a couple of famous horror villains.

  • You tell me if they're lame or actually legit scary.

  • (upbeat jazzy music)

  • The number one guy, Dracula. Is Dracula legit scary?

  • Or is he a little bit lame?

  • - Dracula can be scary.

  • It also can be lame.

  • So you take a really well done, scary Dracula,

  • who's manipulative, and working in the world,

  • and can figure out his way through sunlight.

  • Then you also got Sesame Street's.

  • (laughing)

  • Dracula, who's like, that is a friendly man,

  • who likes to count! (both laughing)

  • - Yeah.

  • What about Frankenstein?

  • Frankenstein, I don't know,

  • Frankenstein seems like too much of an idiot to scare me.

  • He seems, he's like a moron.

  • - Yeah, I wouldn't be scared of Frankenstein

  • if I was a good amount of distance away.

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • Because he's not fast. - No.

  • - He's not a fast man and he's still trying to,

  • "I could live!"

  • He's too big, he can't catch me.

  • - But I feel like a lot of them have that similar problem.

  • Like Jason, again, Jason seems scary if he gets to you,

  • but how fast is Jason?

  • - Jason's not really that quick, Jason.

  • And also he lets you know he's coming.

  • Like, "she she she she, ka ka ka ka."

  • - What about Freddy Krueger? Freddy, is Freddy scary?

  • - Freddy Krueger, yes.

  • Freddy Krueger's scary.

  • He's scary 'cause he can attack you in your sleep!

  • You got to go to sleep.

  • That was terrifying as a kid,

  • I could be awake like, "Uh oh, Freddy gonna get you!"

  • - The Leprechaun, is the Leprechaun scary?

  • - The Leprechauns scared the shit out of me

  • when I was a kid because my family is from Mississippi.

  • So we would go down there all the time.

  • And my cousin let us watch "The Leprechaun"

  • when I was like eight years old.

  • And every time that Leprechaun would jump out,

  • he would jump out.

  • And he helped terrify me of that movie,

  • which made me watch all those movies

  • until I wasn't scared anymore.

  • So Leprechaun is not scary. - No.

  • - 'Cause I'll kick that mothafucka, but.

  • (both laughing)

  • But I have to acknowledge that it did scare me as a child.

  • - I've got some random "Would you rather"

  • questions for you, Chris?

  • You ready? (upbeat jazzy music)

  • Would you rather never perform standup again

  • or never watch pornography again?

  • - Never watch pornography again.

  • - [Josh] You're giving it up.

  • - Because I would give it up.

  • 'Cause I love stand up to too damn much.

  • And if you're successful enough, you can live in a porn.

  • (both laughing)

  • - You can live the life instead of watching it.

  • Yeah, there you go!

  • Would you rather have the ability to turn water into wine

  • or read Lorne Michaels' diary?

  • - I would rather turn water into wine.

  • 'Cause then I could get people drunk, like Lorne,

  • and just ask for the diary. (laughs)

  • Like hacks, baby! Drop it! (Josh laughing)

  • - These are too easy for you.

  • Would you rather lose control of your bladder

  • or your bowels during a live sketch on "SNL?"

  • - Well, what makes me wanna say bowels

  • is because you might catch it all.

  • 'Cause bladder, everybody gonna see bladder happening.

  • That's just happening.

  • - There's nothing to catch.

  • - Bowels! Yeah.

  • You could have like a one line, or two liner,

  • you know what I mean?

  • People are gonna smell it, and it's gonna be nasty,

  • and it's not gonna feel great.

  • But if you may be able to get away with

  • no one seeing it.

  • It just depends on what kind of booboo

  • you're talking about that day. (Josh laughing)

  • (Chris laughing)

  • - I should've made the question more specific.

  • That's my fault.

  • (both laughing)

  • I'll get back to you on the size of the booboo.

  • Would you rather lose all of your teeth

  • or be completely hairless?

  • - Ha, I would rather be completely hairless

  • because I am damn near bald now, and-

  • - (laughs) And it's all right!

  • - It's a good life. - It's all right.

  • - Would you rather spend a day in the body

  • of Eddie Murphy or Kanye West?

  • - I think Kanye West. 'Cause I could do a lot in day.

  • (Josh laughing)

  • - Go on?

  • - Like enough tweets, you know what I mean?

  • I could, I could redirect history.

  • I could make a few more tweets

  • and make some big life decisions.

  • But when he wakes back as him,

  • he'd be like, "Yeah, man."

  • - Was your take on Kanye easy to come up with?

  • Were you surprised that Kanye took off as much as it did?

  • - I am a huge fan of Kanye.

  • I listened to everything that Kanye has done.

  • Do I agree with all the things outside of the music?

  • Of course not. (laughs)

  • - I don't know what you're talking about.

  • He's totally got all the right ideas.

  • - Oh, he has had a lot of ideas, for sure.

  • (Josh laughing)

  • I always had a version of him.

  • It was really cool to see people embrace the impression.

  • - What does Kanye think of your Kanye?

  • - I don't think he likes it, but.

  • (Josh laughing)

  • (both laughing)

  • - Have you interacted, have you</