Name: Gus Johnson Proves He's a Giant Crybaby - Cry Battle
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T20:36:39.000Z
Duration: 12 min 1 s
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Welcome to cry Battle where whoever cries the most winds I'm here with Gus Johnson.

Gerund

Yeah, I'm I'm a great big cry baby How often are you crying these days?

Here we are at half a tank, so well, it's about to get worse.

Let's look at the stats and yeah, I don't I'm not seeing anything, so good man keeps saying all good.

Whether or not you can force itself cry, do you think that you could cry?

I mean, I'm feeling pretty bad right now, so I'm I think so.

Three tiers with told us having a bad day.

Pretty much your girlfriend or your mom or just kind of Ah, just kind of a hybrid of, like my girlfriend.

And my mom is, like, one really big woman that feels sort of edible in a way you wanna always, like, have sex with your mother is basically the Oedipal complex.

I'm just gonna ask some questions while we cut some onions.

I actually used to work at a pizza place.

I try to eat pizzas off of the trays when people would send it back.

You know, just because you're like, Okay, it's free food.

I figure it's like, how often do you go to a restaurant and not finish your meal?

And just, like, spit on the food, you know, good rate.

Okay, so when I say sad, you say childhood sad childhood.

Does that make you think of you had a sad childhood?

Sounds like me know clearly projecting on me.

Here was your childhood, like a happy childhood.

I never had a dog, so that's kind of sad.

Yeah, I think my dad got bit as a kid and didn't want to tell us about it, so he would always make up all the dumb shit.

Then we have to go buy a caller and food and stuff.

Like we have to buy a caller If we got a dog collars, like $2 like I could move along.

So you've been dating your girlfriend Sabrina for two years.

You know, sometimes the world it's just kind of really seems too big.

And I feel like I'm kind of losing it from time to time.

You know, if I'm with her, it's like stuff is like small, you know, like like e.

I hold her and it just feels like nothing matters.

You know, like her include it doesn't she like she doesn't matter to me, but she's in close and I ask you something just kind of actually, like, straight up, Just like like the show and stuff aside, like, what does it feel like to be, like losing so badly at your own game?

Or I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaking about somebody that's had so few failures in their life, Like I feel really out of my comfort zone.

I feel really privileged that you had you would feel so comfortable, like just failing so badly in front of me to really just give that kind of other side of the aisle like, Wow, that's how other folks live, you know, like, Gosh, that would be really bad if I had to be Jordan, you know, it's next round is smelling salts.

Apparently, it's gonna make us really, really cry.

Sure, I don't think people really use these anymore.

I think they were discontinued after 19 fifties football games.

Where was the last time you cried with your mom?

I went back home for Christmas and I accidentally got really blasted on some sauvignon blanc on I just kind of hugged her.

Close was like, Mom, I just wanted to say I recognized the sacrifice that you made for me.

Yeah, And I know that you wanted to do more, but, uh, you supported my nose hairs out of my face.

And you did a thank you video, which was so sweet.

I was like, Oh, my God, I really appreciate you saying that.

Just like so beautiful, actually, I printed on a comment that Hey, guys.

So part of the reason you have such devoted fans is not only because you're multitalented, but because you're so genuine and your interest in your work and your fan base.

Those of us who have been around for a while found you while you were small.