Name: (Some of) The Best of Rachel Feinstein
Uploaded: 2021-01-27T20:25:12.000Z
Duration: 9 min 35 s
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You never get a dick pick when you're expecting one.

It's never like you're checking your inbox,

It was supposed to be here four have hours ago.

but I like to look at people's Facebook pages regularly

and just judge the dumb shit they post on Facebook

because it makes me feel like a better person.

I'll just take a picture of someone status

and then I mail it out to my other friends.

I'm like, look what this dickhead just put on Facebook

I think a lot of people don't know what Facebook is,

that you tell your darkest secrets to every hour.

They're like, finally I found an all encompassing space

so I can litter my most confusing and personal thoughts

and I think he's in a real dark place right now.

His last status was just, I've never felt so alone

Are you sure you can handle my 2015 returns?

They really think they're stepping up onto

just dolling this brilliance out to all the peasants

Like here you are, you're welcome peasants.

There's this one guy and his Facebook statuses infuriate me.

His last status, he just wrote, we need to put an end

for your controversial stance on genocide.

before I read your shattering Facebook expose.

I think we might have worked at a pizza place together

Now literally every morning I leap to his page

I'm like, what the fuck is it now, Kevin?

I just broke up with this guy recently, it's probably good.

One of our big fights was he would get mad at me

'cause I like to joke immediately after sex.

I just feel like it's a good time for some jokes.

I just feel like sex is done and now it's joke time.

I like to throw change on a man after sex,

I just like to take some coins and toss them

and say something like, less is more outta you.

You take those coins and you keep your mouth shut

about what's happened in this room, all right?

Because what happened right here is disgusting.

You should go out and buy yourself something special

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