If I have my feet up?

I just don't want my feet to fall asleep.

Yeah, my name's Duke Goolies.

I'm a content provider

and I'm a barman/mixologist.

Yeah, it's definitely been challenging.

Listen, I don't want to be Mr. Mansplain,

but I kind of saw this coming because

I was following coronavirus back before,

you know,

pre-Wuhan days when it was still inside of bats.

Well, I work a lot of jobs.

In the lockdown, I've had to reposition them

to work on Zoom, you know?

Like, I DJ gender-neutral, gender-reveal parties.

Really important.

I work as a life coach.

Amy? You can.

Okay? Amy?

Believe in yourself, okay? You can.

Just shut up!