- No. - Look around man.

The clean modern aesthetic.

The cool blue color palette.

We're in...

- Ikea. - The Falcon Fury.

Did you say, Ikea? - Nope.

I said Falcon fury. Just like you.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shaggy and Scooby were taken?

- Yeah.

This blue light came down from the sky

and beamed the up.

[screaming]

- I can't. I can't breathe.

- I have to assume that if they were with their friends,

they wouldn't have been kidnapped.

- Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment?

- What would some guy want with Scooby and Shaggy?

- I don't know, but I would like to shake

the hand of whoever created this.

- Zoinks!

- And then, you know, throw that hand

in prison for trying to kill our friends.

♪ You said that we would always be ♪

♪ without you I feel lost at sea ♪

- Hey!

This mange stray is coming with me.

- He's not a stray.

- Okay then, what's his name?

- His name's... Scooby.

- Middle name? - Dooby.

- Last name?

- Doo.

♪ I never knew anybody till I knew you ♪

- Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

- This isn't about some guy in a rubber mask.

- I would've gotten away with this

if it weren't for you meddling-- [grunt]

- This is about one of us.

[tires screech]

- Welcome to the Falcon Fury.

- Oh, Falcon.

- Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights.

Where are my balloons, Dee Dee?

When I say, Falcon fury, that's supposed to

cue the balloons.

[whistles] [party horns]

Oh, great. Great timing.

- You might wanna buckle up.

- Scooby Dooby Doo.

- Maybe this can lead us to our culprit.

- Jinkies.

- Apparently he's been stealing Netflix by using

his mothers account. [gasp]

That is not fair for the rest of us who have

to pay for Netflix. - You have to pay for Netflix?

- Here we go.

[screaming]

- If you want, you can pull over

and drop us off here.

- We'll walk home.

- I guess our new movie is an origins story.

- Every hero should have one.

- I want The Rock to play me.

- Hm, never gonna happen.

[giggle]