- Approaching!

- Halt! State your business.

- We are Afghan National Army.

- Do you have identification?

- Do you see identification?

- No ID. - No shit.

(intense music)

- We're gonna go on a wild goose chase,

with no flight plan, at half fuel,

while the Taliban fills the air with mortar and rockets?

- That's certainly one way to look at it.

- Is there another?

- We've been ordered to go on a wild goose chase,

with no flight plan on half fuel,

while the Taliban fills the air with mortars and rockets.

- You've allayed all my concerns.

- There's no other crew

I'd rather put my life on the line for except you guys.

- No other crew.

- No other crew.

- No other crew.

- Don't look at me.

I'm not coming with you guys.

- Why can't we have movie night like every other base?

- Now is not the time for second thoughts, my man.

We stand to make a lot of cash here.

- Gotta remember that part.

- Roback's not my type.

- What is your type?

- Someone I come across

when I'm not juggling dismembered limbs on a daily basis.

- You're gonna be that picky,

you're never gonna find anyone.

- Can you hear me?

- Please do not leave me here.

- You speak English?

- And French and German and ...

- Okay okay, no need to brag.

- Hey, any of you got a travel agent in the family?

- Got a cousin, works for Orbits.

- Should probably keep that to yourself.

(rock music)

- I need to at least wipe it first.

Got personal stuff on here.

- Porn?

- Among other things.

- Weird fucked up porn?

- Normal everyday porn.

(rock music)

- What's it doing?

- I don't know, he must of smelt something.

Good dog!

- We get out of here alive,

I'm gonna buy that mother fucking dog a drink.

- A morphine processing facility?

- Yeah in the middle of no where, sir.

- Run by a German guy?

- Swiss.

- In a linen suit?

- Perfect for the climate, sir.

- Best guess?

- I think some sort of UFO crashed down there.

- Could've been ancient aliens.

We assume our evolutions are on the same

time space continuum but that's not always how it works.

- You both need to cool it on the fucking comic books.

- Follow my logic,

the base wants good fights

and good fights need fighters who are hungry.

If I give you what you want you're satisfied

and if I don't, you're hungry.

Need me to say it again slower?

- You don't have it, do you?

Let's just put it this way, I do.

- You're lying.

- I never lie on Tuesdays.

- You have any idea where the fuck we're going?

- Sure do.

Baby's got GPS.

(rock music)

- Did think so.

- We had no way of knowing this was gonna come back

and bite us in the ass.

- Everything you do comes back to bite you in the ass.

- No point arguing.

- Yes there is, it's making me feel better.

- That's who they sent in to replace us?

- They brought in the PJ's.

(intense music)

- Didn't have to bring in the Lebron James of medic crews

just to rub it in.

- They're not that hot.

Just beards and biceps.

(rock music)

- Can you try and remember that we're married?

- What?

- Are we gonna die?

- I hope not.

Sorry we brought you along, kid.

- I'm never gonna get to drive my new car.

- Have you ever been laid? - No

- Then I would mourn a loss of that

much more than a fucking car.

- If we get out of this,

I'm gonna fucking get laid.

- As long as it's not with the goat.

(gun shots)