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  • Someone told me you're getting into farming.

  • Yes, I'm a farmer.

  • I have tomatoes, cherry tomatoes and heirlooms.

  • And now my cherry tomatoes.

  • They are giving me a pretty fruitful bounty.

  • I'm having lovely harvests.

  • Just a real treat.

  • My heirlooms.

  • On the other hand, I am not getting a fruitful bounty.

  • My harvest are very small and few in between.

  • I also have a watermelon that I grew incorrectly.

  • Too much Rhine, Not enough meat.

  • My cucumbers.

  • One was good.

  • One got all left up, messed up.

  • And then, uh, the other one died on Ben.

  • My carrots.

  • I don't know what I'm doing.

  • They're not thriving.

  • Um, what else do I have?

  • Oh, I got peppers.

  • That just won't grow.

  • Okay, this is what I'm gonna say.

  • Here's the effect of quarantine on you, Nicole.

  • Over the years, you and I have spoken many times, and you always talked at great length about your well raunchy sex life.

  • Uh, sexual matters.

  • You're very explicit about gentlemen that you've hooked up with, and you go into great detail and I get very embarrassed.

  • Now, after almost a year of quarantine, you're talking about tomatoes and carrots and how they're not thriving.

  • Is this the?

  • Is this the new Nicole buyer?

  • No, no, no, no, no.

  • When life goes back to normal, which it will, I will hop back on the dicks and I will be writing them all day long.

  • I cannot wait.

  • But for right now, as a lady who's scared of Corona and refuses to die for Medio in farming phallic things like my cucumbers, my parrots, I was told zucchinis or good growers so I might get some zucchinis, but it's getting It's getting to be a lot.

  • But you think that because you're getting into this farming language that when you get into dating again, you're going to talk about your dating life.

  • But you're gonna be using farming terminology.

  • You're gonna be saying like, Well, lately I've been dating a Penis is not thriving.

  • They're not thriving.

  • You're not developing.

  • I don't know what the problem is.

  • This Penis is not ready to harvest, uh, movie, but I don't think it's ready right now.

Someone told me you're getting into farming.

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