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  • But this is it.

  • It's official guys.

  • Tomorrow Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th president.

  • United States.

  • Incredible.

  • Incredible.

  • I'm gonna say you had a good run malarkey, but it ends now.

  • Imagine how Joe Biden's feeling right now.

  • He hasn't been this excited since Peggy Sue asked him to Sheriff SAS operator at the Sadie Hawkins dance.

  • Joe Biden will become the oldest president toe ever.

  • Take the oath of office.

  • Yeah, Biden is 129 Serious?

  • I didn't know that.

  • I didn't even realize I didn't know.

  • This just proves it does prove that you're you're never too old to achieve your dreams unless you're in Los Angeles and over the age of 35.

  • And if you are here.

  • But thanks, Susan.

  • But unlike previous inauguration days, Donald and Melania Trump will not be attending the ceremony or meeting with the Bidens at any point tomorrow.

  • There's a really break with tradition, but it will ring in a new tradition of me not caring where Trump is or what he's doing.

  • Yeah, think this is true?

  • The last time a president skipped the inauguration was in 18 69.

  • I'm Joe Biden said he didn't approve of it back then either.

  • Instead, President Trump released a farewell video message this afternoon and he urged.

  • And he made this urgently to Joe Biden.

  • The world respects us again.

  • Please don't lose that respect.

  • Please don't talk so slowly.

  • You've got packing to Dio.

  • But at the end, Trump got a bit poetic.

  • Have a look.

  • I go from this majestic place with a loyal and joyful heart and optimistic spirit.

  • This is historic.

  • It really is.

  • This marks the first time someone has been both optimistic.

  • Andi moving to Florida.

  • The outgoing president apparently spent his final day in office issuing around 100 pardons.

  • 100 pardons.

  • Sounds like a Hugh Grant Moving.

  • Yes.

  • Uhh!

  • Uh, sorry.

  • Pardon?

  • Yes, I'm sorry.

  • Uh, God.

  • Pardon me, if you will.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I mean, of course, President Trump left town long before all the festivities began on during a farewell address this morning to around 200 supporters at the airport, Trump promised that he'll be back.

  • The things that we've done have been just incredible.

  • And I couldn't have done him done it without you.

  • So just Hey, goodbye.

  • We love you.

  • We will be back in some form.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Well, at least he made it sound as creepy as possible.

  • Things is like the end of a bad movie when the villain teases their return and you're watching it like I don't think this one's getting a sequel on.

  • There was a bit of a surreal moment during Donald and Melania's farewell as they boarded Air Force One to the song Y M.

  • C.

  • A.

  • It's called the way You're finally leaving the White House today.

  • Did you guys see this?

  • It was a historic day in Washington, D.

  • C.

  • But Bernie Sanders showed up to the inauguration dressed like this.

  • Look at that now.

  • Lots of people were talking about this.

  • Here's the thing, Bernie 100% would have warned that to his own inauguration.

  • While he did not attend the inauguration, Trump did, in fact continue one tradition of the outgoing president, leaving a note for their successor.

  • Apparently, Trump's note was more than Biden bargained for, though it simply said, Please take good care of my son, Eric.

  • Andi.

  • Here we go.

  • Here's a big story.

  • There's some big news.

  • Rob, get ready, Bernie you're ready.

  • Of course he is, you cheeky bastard.

  • Now get this.

  • It turns out Donald Trump's final act as president yesterday was to extend Secret Service protection for his adult Children, potentially costing taxpayers millions of dollars.

  • Trump's Children were like, Thank God, because this woman has been stalking us.

  • She's everywhere and it's a little scary.

  • And then the woman was like, My name is Tiffany.

  • Can you imagine being?

  • Can you imagine being one of Secret Service officers like, Is there a fate worse than being forced to take a bullet for Eric Trump?

  • You train your whole life, you're getting the Secret Service.

  • Your parents are proud.

  • No one could believe it.

  • It's almost so Tell me, what do you do?

  • And they're like protect Eric Trump.

  • And then sometimes I have to look the other way when Donald Jr and Kimberly Guilfoyle go to the bathroom together.

  • Yeah, Andi, did everybody see Biden's speech?

  • I found it incredibly powerful.

  • I thought it was.

  • I thought it was completely.

  • There was no perfect.

  • At one point, Biden said.

  • It wasn't just his campaign that prevailed, but democracy itself.

  • We've learned again that democracy is precious democracy is fragile at this hour, my friends, democracy has prevailed.

  • Democracy prevails.

  • But the game definitely went into overtime, didn't it?

  • Biden also used his speech to call for unity in the days ahead.

  • We have never, ever, ever, ever failed in America or have acted together.

  • That's why we cannot have a sex in the city reunion without Samantha.

  • Way just can't.

  • Meanwhile, Donald Trump saw this.

  • He was like unity, unity, unity.

  • Is that that girl I paid off of that strip club in Reno?

  • E No, that was destiny.

  • That's right.

  • Yeah.

  • Now, while all of this was going on, staffers were busy moving the Bidens things into the White House.

  • But violence, peloton, bike is causing some concern because it has a camera Onda microphone on.

  • It poses a threat from hackers, which is why I've not been using mine.

  • Okay, security reasons, you know, country first I gotta play.

  • It's a you know course that they said that they're working on a solution.

  • And if they can't find a way to make the pellet on secure, Biden will have to go back to spinning on his old bike O S.

  • O.

  • That really took us the most ever laughed Teddy farther.

  • E love a penny farthing on This is exciting.

  • This morning, the United States officially rejoined the World Health Organization.

  • Reverse, Yes, Okay, yes.

  • Reversing a decision that was made by Trump last year, Dr Fauci attended a W.

  • H O meeting today and began by saying so That was awkward.

  • It's great news, but I have to say the bar is pretty low for good president ing right now, isn't it?

  • Biden goes.

  • Let's rejoin the World Health Organization during a global pandemic, and we're like, Oh my God, it's an amazing idea.

  • Where does he get these ideas wrong?

  • I love this guy.

  • What's Biden is making some other changes as well.

  • He apparently has removed Donald Trump's Diet Coke button from the Oval Office.

  • Remember that when trade press, a button and a butler would bring in a Diet Coke on a silver platter, I'm gonna say it.

  • Biden is undone.

  • The one good idea Trump ever had Biden took out trumps Diet Coke, but unfortunately, he replaced it with a Metamucil button, London's narrowest house, which measures just 5 ft wide.

  • What do you what do you get used to this buddy when we got no Trump When Trump's gone, this would be the top story in the morning.

  • This will be the top story.

  • This'll be the lead.

  • This'll be the lead story.

  • What we going within the mano?

  • I don't know.

  • Thin House.

  • Mhm.

  • But it's true.

  • London's Now It's tad.

  • It's not even Britain's narrowest houses.

  • London's narrowest house measures are just five white on.

  • It's on sale, right?

  • You know, you think about how much of it?

  • Yeah, It's on sale for $1.4 million.

  • This is the house here.

  • Look at that.

  • That believe in the middle?

  • Yeah.

  • I don't imagine living there, though.

  • Awkward if you've got a date over.

  • But I mean Ugo.

  • So should we move this to the bedroom?

  • Well, you go, then I'll go and then Right.

  • Sorry.

  • You stand that way and open the door.

But this is it.

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