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  • we all got some sad news.

  • Um, as you know, and as everyone's been talking about, Larry King passed away, uh, over the weekend, and I want to take a minute here at the top of the show to talk about Larry.

  • Because, of course, everyone knows him as this consummate interviewer, this legendary broadcaster.

  • He talked toe everyone just ah, giant in the talk show industry.

  • But on a more personal note, we hadn't seen relationship with Larry here it this show for many years.

  • For some reason, we don't know why he felt very comfortable coming to us and letting his comedy side come out.

  • And it really started almost from the very beginning.

  • I mean, when our show first one on the air, I think in 93 or 94 Larry came on, and, uh, he loved to kind of try jokes out and comedy out with us, and that relationship started, and then it just kept going.

  • And I think for 27 28 years, Larry would come on our show and we'd have a weird idea, and he'd saying, Love it, Yeah, I want to do it right.

  • And it was fantastic.

  • Yeah, like, Hey, Larry, will you climb up in the rafters?

  • Sure.

  • No problem.

  • Yeah, I'll do a show from the rafters Rafters And, um you know, as time went on, we kept thinking of sillier and sillier things and would think, Well, Larry probably doesn't want to do this.

  • He's such an esteemed broadcaster, and and I just I love him for it.

  • He would always say, Sounds funny.

  • I'll do it and he'd show up and we'd We'd put him in a costume with pitching these crazy ideas and he'd say he liked to make people laugh.

  • He really did.

  • It was something that I think gave him a lot of joy, and he was good at it.

  • He was really funny.

  • No, he was.

  • He was exactly what you would want Larry King to be, and then a little bit more like he was, like, nicer than he had to be and realer than he had to be.

  • And a amazing listener.

  • Thio.

  • Everybody talked to, you know, and so we wanted Thio.

  • We wanted to take the top of the show today and just share some of our favorite moments with Larry King over the last three decades.

  • I do listen to other people, but I always end up talking about myself at length on this show and ultimately making it all about me.

  • You're saying that's probably a mistake?

  • Well, it might keep it Might keep you on late.

  • Yeah, you'll 10 e.

  • I think the other key to a good interview is Keep it short.

  • Thank you for being here.

  • A one example of a bad interview.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • My guest tonight is Conan O'Brien.

  • Cohen has just written a new book called Conan O'Brien's Massachusetts.

  • You write about Cape Cod?

  • It's one of my favorite places.

  • Cape Cod.

  • I love it.

  • Kip.

  • I've had a lot of adventures on Cape New Girl there once Stadi Emmerson owned the bar.

  • You know, stadium?

  • Actually, yeah, I think Larry King thing and stick around from all with the Wolverine right after the break.

  • I am.

  • I'm a lifetime heterosexual.

  • All my life.

  • Nothing again.

  • I got nothing against games.

  • I'm just sure that's okay.

  • No, no man in my whole life has ever kissed me on the lips, ever.

  • That's Marlon Brando.

  • Kiss me that no man has ever kissed me.

  • So e go around e see about.

  • I'll tell you why.

  • No one tell you why.

  • Okay, Just I've been thinking about it ever since.

  • Larry King will lose his endorsement deal with Welch's grape juice when it's revealed.

  • King hasn't had juice in his grapes for over 20 years.

  • I, Larry King, will call Conan O'Brien and asked him to appear on my show as man of the Year.

  • O Brien will arrive at the designated time on Lee to find an empty studio.

  • I will be sitting at home laughing.

  • My asshole thing is fish oil product.

  • I used to get pains in my joints.

  • I get up in the morning, I don't get them anymore.

  • Thistles from New Zealand And I'm gonna give you Put it on your knee when you put it on the joint.

  • Would you just take their little pills?

  • Just take him.

  • Take him, Conan, take that.

  • You when someone comes up to you and says, Eat these pills E m take a good water.

  • You got water in there?

  • Yes.

  • I got what we'll take.

  • Some say it's water.

  • Yeah, it's never a mistake to take stranger pills.

  • I know so that your rules are during the interview.

  • Listen on this selfish oil.

  • What's going on?

  • E got a great idea.

  • We're going to a show.

  • I'm gonna have both of you on together.

  • Let me know, and we'll talk to a star and a sidekick.

  • Okay.

  • Star sidekick.

  • What exactly does he do?

  • You wanna know what I do?

  • This is what I do.

  • I have sheets and pillowcases.

  • Who knew?

  • E I have sheets and pillowcases.

  • E a brand for Mimi and Shawn is quotes.

  • I thought you were just bragging that you had sheets and pillowcases.

  • A new low e tells plates, spoons, forks.

  • Why do I come here?

  • I don't know what you guys doing on top of Martin.

  • We're supposed to get get inside and he's right.

  • Yeah, and e e love you, e we owe sleep like a king dot com.

  • Okay, okay.

  • I have a really weird job.

  • Alright.

  • Live from 30 ft above me.

  • Larry King Larry.

  • Hey, Conan E Steve from Grover Falls, Minnesota.

  • You're on with Larry King.

  • Hi, Larry.

  • Great show tonight.

  • Okay, Larry, I'm sorry, but you think you could turn the volume down?

  • I'm cool with you doing a show.

  • Trust me.

  • We've never seen your legs before.

  • Larry, Who are you talking to?

  • Their sorry caller.

  • One of my assistants.

  • She sounds really cute.

  • Hey, Alright.

  • And I loved it.

  • Loved going fast.

  • I loved being in the trees and doing all these things.

  • And I remember one day I saw my my brother picked up snowboarding and it's like, uh e Oh, wait, no, It's your show, Larry.

  • Oh, no, no.

  • I'm here for you.

  • Any time you wanna drop by and we can stare into each other's eyes on television.

  • Cornyn.

  • Yeah.

  • I never thought you have some of my favorite tweets.

  • I sit down on Sunday nights and I scream out the source.

  • I don't type them out.

  • My wife sends them out.

  • No, I give him the hook.

  • You just lie there and you shout things.

  • No, surgery is underrated.

  • Corn cob is a good name for a horse.

  • Is this this?

  • You're just sitting there shouting?

  • No, no, no.

  • Larry again, we love you.

  • You did not come here to be humiliate Crimen ations.

  • Larry, you have said that you plan to be cryogenically frozen.

  • So in other words, you put me in the ground or your burn me up with that.

  • You don't want that?

  • I wanna have a I'm Jewish.

  • We gotta have hope.

  • I gotta I have a fragment of hope.

  • My wife Oh, I thought you were saying You wanna be frozen at this side.

  • I wanna be made real small and then frozen.

  • So put in someone's drink My wife.

  • Why do I come here?

  • My what?

  • You just want to get You just wanna have yet another TV show What you want 30 years from now you come cracking out of the ice and go.

  • It's Larry King alive.

  • Theme medical Ethicist Zeke Emmanuel states that he hopes he dies at age 75.

  • Living past 75 is great.

  • There's plenty to do.

  • I'm constantly calling up the Discovery Channel saying, Hey, that's not how dinosaurs walk on another thing.

  • By the way, Zeke, I knew the guy you were named after the prophet Ezekiel.

  • Hey, was an asshole too?

  • Yeah.

  • If I was past my prime, would I be able to do this?

  • Yeah, every night.

  • Thank you.

  • You will be missed.

  • Larry.

we all got some sad news.

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