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NOW I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS, APPLE HAS BEEN
GETTING A LOT OF PRAISE LATELY FOR THEIR SMART WATCHES NEW
FITNESS PLUS FEATURE, BASICALLY IT ALLOWS TO YOU TRACK EVERY
SINGLE ASPECT OF YOUR WORKOUT USING AN ALGORITHM AM, THE ONLY
DOWNSIDE, IN ORDER TO USE THE FEATURE YOU HAVE TO PHYSICALLY
WORKOUT.
WHICH I DIDN'T REALIZE.
IT'S NOT IDEAL ACTUALLY.
BUT APPLE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO SEND ME ONE OF THEIR NEW, THE
BRAND NEW PROTOTYPE WATCH T HAS A TON OF INTERESTING FEATURES
AND WE THOUGHT WE WOULD SHARE SOME WITH YOU NOW.
THE FIRST IF YOU FEATURE IS THIS ONE, IS HEART MODE.
WE'VE ALWAYS WANT, I -- HARP, I WOULD LOVE THE HARP, BUT NEVER
REALLY AN INSTRUMENT THAT WAS OPEN TO ME WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL.
YOU SNOW, I BET IT WAS AT YOUR SCHOOL, I BET THERE WAS-- PACKED
WITH HARP PLAYERS.
>> WALL TO WALL HARP PLAYERS.
>> YES.
>> James: WHEREAS AT MY SCHOOL WE DIDN'T KNOW A HARP.
HALF OF MY CLASS COULDN'T SPELL THE WORD HARP.
BUT THEY HAVE ADDED THIS HARP MODE AND ALL DO YOU IS GO TO
HARP MODE AND THEN LOOK, YOU CAN JUST VERY-- LISTEN, YOU JUST--
( ♪ HARP ♪ ) NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
THINKING, THAT SOUNDS LUKE A KEYBOARD.
(LAUGHTER) WHY WOULD APPLE GO TO ALL OF
THIS-- WHY WOULD APPLE DO THIS AND NOT JUST GET A REAL HARP.
AND I CAN TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE SOMETIMES APPLE MIGHT HAVE TRIED
TO BOOK A HARP, BUT FOR COVID REASONS THAT HARP COULDN'T GET
IN THE BUILDING AND THEY ENDED UP WITH A KEYBOARD.
(LAUGHTER) ON THE DAY THAT THEY WERE-- BUT
IF YOU LISTEN T IS ( ♪ HARP ♪ )
YEAH, NOW THEY'VE ALSO, THEY'VE ALSO ADDED TIMPANI MODE,
YOU KNOW, TIMP DRUMS, TIMPANI, DID I SAY IT WRONG?
THEY'VE ALSO ADDED TIMPANI MODE, OR TIMPANI AS YOU MIGHT SAY IN
EUROPE.
AND-- (LAUGHTER)
TIMPANI POAD, YOU JUST ADJUST IT TO TIMPANI MODE AND YOU CLICK ON
THAT.
I LOVE THE TUMP, YOU APPROXIMATE AGAIN, DIFFICULT TO PLAY AT-HOME
THEY WEREN'T AROUND VERY MUCH BUT NOW IT DOESN'T MATTER
BECAUSE I CAN ( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
BECAUSE I CAN ( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
BECAUSE I CAN ( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
JUST-- YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LIVE-- TIMPANI,
DOESN'T ( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
IT.
DOESN'T WORK IF YOU ARE NOT LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE WATCH.
(LAUGHTER) HERE'S ONE YOU WILL LOVE.
THIS ONE IS CALLED FUNK MODE, CALLED FUNK MODE, OKAY.
WHAT YOU DO NEED WITH THIS IS THE APPLE GLASSES THAT ARE
PAIRED WITH THE WATCH.
SO YOU JUST TURN THE BLUETOOTH ON ON THIS.
WHERE IS IT NOW?
YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD THIS.
I'M IN THE FINDING IT.
OH, THERE IT IS, OKAY, SO YOU PAIR IT WITH THE PAIR OF GLASSES
AND THEN AS SOON AS YOU PUT THE GLASSES ON, YOU JUST START TO
FEEL A BIT COOL AND FUNKY.
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ ) YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
ON THE ONE. SET, GIVE ME TWO, THREE.
♪ DON'T KNOW IF IT IS PAWRED ( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
RIGHT.
GIVE ME THREE!
FOUR!
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ ) ♪ BREAKDOWN.
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ ) LET'S GO.
♪ BUT I WILL SAY, I WILL SAY THE BATTERY LIFE ON THESE ISN'T
QUITE AS GOOD AS YOU WANT IT TO BE.
NOW WHO AMONGST US HASN'T FANTASIZED ABOUT HITTING THE
OPEN ROAD WITH A 53 FOOT INDUSTRIAL TRAILER FULL OF
LUMBER BEHIND US.
WE'VE ALL THOUGHT ABOUT IT, WELL NOW YOU CAN EXPERIENCE IT WITH
THIS, IT IS LONG-HAUL TRUCKER MODE.
YOU SET IT TO THAT.
AND YOU GOT ALL THE JOYS OF BEING A TRUCKER WITHOUT, YOU
KNOW, MEETING UP WITH PROSTITUTES IN A LIKE WEIRD MOT
EL.
(LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
SOME SORT OF WEIRD SICK MOT EL-- MO TELL, AND YOU ARE
SICKENED BY YOUR OWN DESIRE AFTERWARD.
(LAUGHTER) AND YOU GO TO TRUCKER MODE, YOU
GO TO TRUCKER MODE AND LOOK, YOU CAN JUST
( TRUCK HORN ) ( TRUCK HORN )
( TRUCK HORN ) ( LAUGHTER )
NOW I DON'T PLAY MANY INSTRUMENTS, YOU KNOW, BUT ONE
THING I DO THINK IS COOL ABOUT PLAYING INSTRUMENTS IS BEFORE
YOU LEARN, YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO CHEU TUNE, YOU CAN LEARN WITH
THIS, INSTRUMENT TUNING MODE, YOU JUST SET THE WATCH AND LET'S
SAY YOU PICK THE INSTRUMENT OF YOUR CHOICE, YOU WANT TO GO
GUITAR SO YOU CAN JUST ( ♪ TUNING GUITAR ♪ )
DOESN'T SOUND-- ( ♪ TUNING GUITAR ♪ )
.
NO.
>> SEE?
NOT JUST THAT, COULD YOU ALSO DO PIANO, SO YOU CAN BE
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ ) LIKE,
THINKS ARE HIGH THARY THAT, THERE IS, THAT IS THE KEY.
I HAVEN'T STARTED TUNING IT ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
YET.
SO YOU.
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT, DOES IT ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT, DOES IT ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
( LAUGHTER ) .
>> THE SOUNDOFF ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
>> THE SOUNDOFF ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
♪ GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND ( LAUGHTER )
THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
(LAUGHTER) ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
THAT'S DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
NOW, NOW WE'RE ALL LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES
THESE DAYS, THIS IS HELIUM FUN MODE, A FUN MELIUM MODE, EXACTLY
WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
IT WILL MIMIC YOUR VOICE AFTER YOU HAVE INHALED HELIUM, BEFORE
QUICKLY WEARING OFFER.
YOU SET IT TO HELIUM MODE AND YOU
( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED ) GO-- THINKING ABOUT THE
OTHER THINGS.
BUT THE-- ( LAUGHTER )
FONTANA ( NORMAL VOICE )
NOW WHAT YOU CAN DO IS SET IT SO IT JUST DOES LOAD, A WHOLE
BALLOON'S WORTH.
( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED ) >> YEAH, SO I WAS TALKING TO
THIS GUY THE OTHER DAY AND HE WAS JUST LIKE WHAT ARE YOU GO TO
DO WHATEVER, HE SAID I GOT A POOL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IS IT UP
TO-- IS IT-- .
>> James: AN THAT'S ( NORMAL VOICE )
THAT IS HELIUM MODE.
HERE IS WHAT IS REALLY GREAT.
YOU CAN SET THE SWITCH MODE.
AND EFFORTLESSLY MOVE BETWEEN ALL OF THE DIFFERENT SETTINGS.
SO LOOK, I PUT IT ON SWITCH MODE.
AND SO I WILL SET IT ON SWITCH MODE AND THEN YOU CAN JUST, THEN
YOU CAN JUST GO, YOU KNOW, WHENEVER YOU WANT, YOU CAN BE
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ ) ( TRUCK HORN )
( ♪ HARP ♪ ) ( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED )
LIKE-- WHERE IS MY ( LAUGHTER )
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ ) ( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ )
( LAUGHTER ) DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT?
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ ) DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT?
( LAUGHTER ) ( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ )
( TRUCK HORN ) ( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
( TRUCK HORN ) ( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ ) ( ♪ HARP ♪ )
( ♪ TUNING PIANO ♪ ) ( SPEAKING HIGH-PITCHED )
DOES THAT SOUND RIGHT?
( LAUGHTER ) ( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
( ♪ TIMPANI ♪ ) ( LAUGHTER )
( TRUCK HORN ) ( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )
ONE, TWO, THREE.
( TRUCK HORN ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH HALSEY,
EVERYBODY, WE'LL SEE YOU THEN.
( ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ )