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  • >> James: WELCOME BACK, OUR

  • NEXT GUEST IS CELEBRATING 45 YEARS AS THE GREATEST TEAM IN

  • MAGIC, AND THE SHOW FOOL US.

  • WELL KEM PENN AND TELLER, ARE YOU OKAY.

  • >> DOING GREAT, DOING GREAT.

  • >> James: WHAT'S HAPPENING.

  • >> TELL CERTIFICATE USING A TATTOO NEEDLE TO CARVE A

  • PREDICTION IN TO MY ARM.

  • HE'S USING A TATTOO NEEDLE, WITH INK IS A-- [BLEEP] DAMN IT, IF

  • IT HURTS MORE AND BLEEDS MORE, I WANTED TO SEE SHOW HOW SECURE WE

  • ARE, TELLER PREDICTED WHAT TATTOO YOU WILL PICK TO PUT ON

  • MY ARM.

  • THIS WILL BE YOUR TATTOO RIGHT HERE ON MY ARM.

  • NOW WE HAVE CHOICES FOR YOU HERE.

  • OF DIFFERENT TATTOOS THAT I AM WILLING TO GET ON MY ARM FOR

  • YOU, IT WILL BE YOUR TATTOO.

  • WE HAVE THE FOOL US LOGO WHICH OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE

  • ON MY ARM.

  • THE PEACE SIGN.

  • FREEDOM CLUB WHICH IS OUR SIGNATURE CARD AND THE NAMES OF

  • MY CHILDREN, AND NIXON, IT COULD BE NIXON.

  • NOW THERE IS ALSO TRUMP IN THERE, IF I LEFT YOU TO YOUR OWN

  • DEVICES, JAMES, YOU MIGHT BE MEAN SPIRITED AND PICK LIKE

  • NIXON TO PUT ON MY ARM OR TRUMP OR SOMETHING.

  • SO WE WILL HAVE YOU PICK AT RANDOM.

  • TELLER IS GOING TO GO THROUGH ONE BY ONE AND YOU WILL STAY

  • STOP WHENEVER YOU WANT AND PICK ONE AT RANDOM SO YOU WILL NOT

  • SEE-- SO IT IS NOT GHING TO SHALL THE SKULL AND NOT WHATEVER

  • THAT IS, IT IS NOT GOING TO BE THAT, WHENEVER YOU WANT TO SAY

  • STOP, JUST SAY STOP.

  • >> James: OKAY, I WILL.

  • STOP.

  • OKAY, DO YOU WANT THIS ONE OR THE NEXT ONE.

  • >> James: THAT ONE.

  • >> THAT ONE RIGHT THERE, OKAY.

  • SO THIS WILL BE YOUR TATTOO ON MY ARM AND WHICH ONE DID YOU

  • PICK, JAMES.

  • OH, YOU PICKED-- YOU PICKED TONY FITZPATRICK, A BUDDY OF MINE IN

  • CHICAGO, AN ARTIST, HE DREW A SNAKE WITH MOM UNDERNEATH IT.

  • SO IT WILL BE YOUR TATTOO ON MY ARM.

  • YOU SAW HIM CARVING INTO MY ARM.

  • WE COULD NOT CHANGE IT, THERE IN WAY TO CHEAT IT.

  • YOU PICK THIS AT RANDOM AND ON MY ARM WILL BE YOUR TATTOO.

  • THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE, JAMES.

  • YOUR TATTOO CARVED IN INTO MY ARM, YOUR TATTOO.

  • >> James: VERY GOOD.

  • >> THAT IS THE TRICK FOR YOU, JAMES, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE STHOWT

  • WE WENT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE LIKE THIS.

  • >> James: OH, LOOK AT THAT.

  • THERE IS ONE WE DID EARLIER THERE JAMES THERE IS ONE THERE

  • FOR YOU, RIGHT THERE, JAMES.

  • >> James: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

  • >> IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

  • I WILL BE HAPPY TO HAVE THAT AM I WILL THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME I

  • ROLL UP MY SLEEVE.

  • >> James: NOTHING WOULD GIVE ME MORE PLEASURE, THANK YOU SO

  • MUCH, PENN & TELLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEW EPISODES OF FOOL

  • US ARE AIRING RIGHT NOW.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.

>> James: WELCOME BACK, OUR

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