I'm Alex and if you haven't seen last night's True Blood, "Sunset," this is your official

spoiler alert. So.. Jason Stackhouse as a vampire. Better

undead than just plain dead, I guess. But just when I was trying to get used to the

idea of Jessica turning him to "save his life," he leaps out of his maker grave and turns

the Authority watchdogs into vampire goo. It kind of seems like Jessica has only put

his life more in danger - and hers too - with this crazy scheme of hers, but I am relieved

that he's still human. For now. Back in the super-secret fairy hide-out, Sookie

is still desperately seeking answers about her family history. I imagine it's pretty

damn frustrating trying to get a straight answer out of someone who would regard Ke$ha

as a poet. Meanwhile, Alcide's just been hanging out

with the pops, you know, catching' up, drinking beer, being shirtless, chopping wood -- while

being shirtless. Unfortunately their little woodside getaway has been ruined by the news

of baby vampire attacks. Turns out Alcide and his deadbeat dead make a pretty killer

team, but I think it's time for you guys to get back to your pack. Whether they want you

or not. One thing's for sure.. everything is suddenly

shaping out to be just one big showdown against Russell Edgington.. Is anyone else having

season 3 deja vu? Haven't we done this before? C'mon - shackle him up, bury him in some cement,

and this time, nobody dig him up! Did I miss the part where Jessica and Tara

decided to be vampire "gal pals" again? I'm pretty sure the last time we saw them together

they were ripping each other's hair out and throwing each other across the bar at fangtasia.

I guess Jessica really is that lonely. Clearly, Lillith is fucking with everyone

with her whole "chosen one" shpeal, but will the Chancellors figure it out? Is Jason still

alive? Will fairies be extinct by the time Russell's through with dinner? Only ONE episode

left of season 5, so check back with me next week for my thoughts on the big finale.